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Would You Like To Touch Alyssa Milano? Get in Line.
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Sweet gorgonzola.

“Charmed” sexpot and baseball junkie Alyssa Milano will be appearing at Citizens’ Bank Park on Thursday, July 10, to market her new line of MLB-themed clothing, as well as sexually frustrate every male between the ages of 13 and 75.

Any fan who purchases a piece of TOUCH product from the collection will get the chance to meet Alyssa and receive a free autographed gift from her. The meet and greet will take place from 12:15-1:15 p.m. (before the 1:05 p.m. Phillies game against the St. Louis Cardinals).

According to the MLB press release: “TOUCH – by Alyssa Milano is a unique, licensed women’s fashion brand designed for the female sports fan.” Yada, yada, yada, whatever… dude, it’s Alyssa Milano! I saw her boobies once!


    If she keeps staring at me like that, she’s gonna get it.

    (and by “it” I mean a towel soaked with chloroform over her mouth)

  • Chamomiles Davis

    You were always a hopeless romantic, Meech!

  • How do you spell retard?

    //paints Dodger logo onto dong

    Loved her in Embrace of the Vampire. Posion Ivy 2 was okay, but I prefer Jaime Pressly in the final part of the trilogy. Well technically, I’ve only seen about 20 minutes both Poison Ivy 2 and Embrace[…].

  • MPR529

    Yo, Samantha, get over here and bounce around on my junk!

  • Danny G

    I’ll show her Who’s the Boss.

    Get it? She used to be on that show…taps mic…Is this thing on?

  • Oz

    I think she was the hottest in ‘Commando’

  • Chamomiles Davis

    Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

  • Phils Phan

    The perfect girl to try out the oft quoted, yet never proven on beta/VHS, “Danza Slap.”

  • Gigi

    better than youporn.

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