Would You Like To Touch Alyssa Milano? Get in Line.

Sweet gorgonzola.

“Charmed” sexpot and baseball junkie Alyssa Milano will be appearing at Citizens’ Bank Park on Thursday, July 10, to market her new line of MLB-themed clothing, as well as sexually frustrate every male between the ages of 13 and 75.

Any fan who purchases a piece of TOUCH product from the collection will get the chance to meet Alyssa and receive a free autographed gift from her. The meet and greet will take place from 12:15-1:15 p.m. (before the 1:05 p.m. Phillies game against the St. Louis Cardinals).

According to the MLB press release: “TOUCH – by Alyssa Milano is a unique, licensed women’s fashion brand designed for the female sports fan.” Yada, yada, yada, whatever… dude, it’s Alyssa Milano! I saw her boobies once!

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    If she keeps staring at me like that, she’s gonna get it.

    (and by “it” I mean a towel soaked with chloroform over her mouth)

  • http://www.thefightins.com Chamomiles Davis

    You were always a hopeless romantic, Meech!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Howdoyouspellretard How do you spell retard?

    //paints Dodger logo onto dong

    Loved her in Embrace of the Vampire. Posion Ivy 2 was okay, but I prefer Jaime Pressly in the final part of the trilogy. Well technically, I’ve only seen about 20 minutes both Poison Ivy 2 and Embrace[...].

  • MPR529

    Yo, Samantha, get over here and bounce around on my junk!

  • Danny G

    I’ll show her Who’s the Boss.

    Get it? She used to be on that show…taps mic…Is this thing on?

  • Oz

    I think she was the hottest in ‘Commando’

  • http://www.thefightins.com Chamomiles Davis

    Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

  • Phils Phan

    The perfect girl to try out the oft quoted, yet never proven on beta/VHS, “Danza Slap.”

  • Gigi

    better than youporn.