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May
24
2010
VOTE PAT BURRELL INTO THE 2010 ALL STAR GAME
Posted by at 3:53 pm ET 19 Comments

Pat Burrell is currently FOURTH in the All-Star game voting for American League DH. He is only 244,068 votes behind Vladimir Guerrero, the leader in that particular category. PLEASE VOTE PAT BURRELL [VPB2010]

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  • http://www.superfantabulousblog.blogspot.com maria

    This would be great.

  • http://www.4daysrest.com 4daysrest.com

    This would be the best thing ever.

  • Big Ben’s Super Bowl Cock Rings

    its probably only been former irish pub patrons/pat the bat lovers that have been voting. No way we cant get him in there.

  • http://mustlovepowertools.wordpress.com Touchdown74

    Funniest thing I’ve seen ALL DAY! Vote away!

  • get_rowdy

    <3

  • http://philliesphever.yardbarker.com Phillies Phever

    DO IT

  • http://phillieslongdrive.com/ Chris

    Done and done.

  • Amandah

    I voted the fuck out of him. You need to vote the fuck out of him too!!!

    PS – That janitor character on the WB Mason commercials could stuff my muff any time. Great acting.

    Regards,

    Amandah

  • http://www.broadstreetbullshit.com Dickie Assburn

    Does anyone remember that blog site called “http://www.patburrellforallstar.com”? It was funny as hell, but the guy who owned it let it go. Someone should start it back up.

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    Amandah I like the way you…

    clean the pipes.

  • Just.Awesome. Happ

    I already voted 25 times a few weeks ago, and I’m pretty certain I selected Pat Burrell to be the DH. And I should hope that if I hadn’t, some force in this universe would have had the good sense to strike me down for my error by now.

  • BigMiles

    As I was voting at the game (which totally sucks btw because it takes forever) I had the same thought. It would be cool as shit if Pat the Bat made the All-Star team, mostly because it would obviously be a result of Phillies fan voting since the Rays have no fanbase (and he has been terrible for them so they would never vote for him). Long Live The Bat! Also, don’t be afraid to write-in Elvis Burrell for the home run derby.

  • Morandini Turned 3

    Sorry, my home run derby vote went to big Joe Blanton.

  • http://www.superfantabulousblog.blogspot.com maria

    Does he go as a TB Ray? That would be pretty awkward.

  • http://twitter.com/lonettomb maxL

    @maria

    I can’t lay claim to this idea, but it was proposed that he would wear Cholly’s generic Nutrisystem commercial uniform.

  • Dickie Thon

    Pat should definitely be there…especially in light of this disgusting fact I read today…

    Derek Jeter has jumped back out among the top American League vote-getters for July’s All-Star Game at Angel Stadium, and MARK TEIXEIRA and Robinson Cano are also leading their respective infield positions at the first checkpoint….

    Teixeira needed a late surge to make the All-Star team last year, but he’s out front for now, logging 396,034 votes to put him ahead of the Twins’ Justin Morneau, who has 258,225…

    For your edification, let us take a gander at the Ugly One’s Stats for this year to date:

    G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG
    M Teixeira NY 44 172 25 36 8 0 7 30 65 28 37 0 0 .327 .378 .209

    See the problem here? Fuck this suckass piece of shit and all those equally sucktastic New York pieces of shit voting him in, further highlighting the mockery the All-Star Game has become…

    VOTE PAT!!!

  • Morandini Turned 3

    He should dress up like Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights and wear a uniform that just says β€œme” .

  • Bud

    They can vote in all the craptastic Yankees they want – we (the NL) do want to win this stupid game this year.

  • http://www.broadstreetbullshit.com Dickie Assburn

    Whatever, the way I see it, we need all the players we can get. We need to win this game. I don’t know about you guys, but I want homefield advantage when the Phillies face the __(insert AL East team name here)__. I’m sure Pat would be more than happy to strike out a few times to help a good cause.

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