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Mar
08
2010
The Weekly Beat-Off: Week 9
Posted by Tug Haines at 12:20 pm ET 27 Comments

The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of March 8, 2010:

Matt Gelb (@magelb) 28 points
Ryan Lawrence (@ryanlawrence21) 18 points
Todd Zolecki (@ToddZolecki) 18 points
Scott Lauber (@ScottLauber) 16 points
Jim Salisbury (@JSalisburyCSN) 11 points
David Murphy (@HighCheese) 10 points
Andy Martino (@phillieszone) 7 points
John Finger (@jrfinger) 4.5 points

Matt Gelb continues to destroy the competition in the face of obvious attempts the others have taken at sabotaging the rookie’s efforts at reporting on the Phillies (evidenced here). In spite of these shenanigans, he refuses to complain and just continues to kick everyone else’s ass for the second straight week.

Meanwhile, John Finger continues his tailspin with stuff like this:

Picture 27

And Ryan Lawrence earned himself a bonus point for this photograph:

More meaty-sweeties in miniskirts and fishnets, please.
More meaty-sweeties in miniskirts and fishnets, please.

Matt Gelb +12

Romero throws 3-3, Poor turnout vs. FSU, First pitch vs. FSU, Aumont quote, Aumont Arm Slot, Polanco Error, KK in, Moyer pitching B Game, Hamels gives up HR, Dom’s brilliant assist, PTB starts RF but plays 0 innings

Ryan Lawrence +11

Vic won’t play vs. NYY, Lineup vs. NYY, First pitch vs. NYY, Halladay’s son plays hooky, Lineup vs. TOR, First pitch vs. TOR, Gillies HR sprint, Meaty-Sweetie, Journalistic Fundamentals, Vic off the travel roster vs. NYY, Pat the Bat’s DP

Scott Lauber +5

Jared Fogle, Vic sitting out vs. FSU, Aumont and Dom in the game, Lineup vs. PIT, Vic to start vs. ATL

Todd Zolecki +5

Lineup vs. FSU, Lineup vs. TB, Lineup vs. NYY, Romero won’t be ready, and this

David Murphy +1

Hamels out

Andy Martino +1

Aumont shits the bed vs. FSU

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27 Responses to “The Weekly Beat-Off: Week 9”

  1. Muscles says:

    FOIST

  2. Justin says:

    Ha ha, Martino. Dude’s all class.

  3. GREEZY says:

    Just got my tickets for opening day. What is the cheapest way for me to get to RFK from Philly?

  4. will.H says:

    Greezy, you got scammed.

  5. Watrick says:

    @ Greezy-start walking now.

  6. will.H says:

    arrives at RFK: “where fuck is everyone ryone one one…”

  7. GREEZY says:

    How did i get scammed?

  8. GREEZY says:

    Ohhhhh i see now i called it RFK. Thanks for the help asshole but you know what i mean. Are there any bus trips i can get in on?

  9. Tug Haines says:

    Greezy, last year I just took Amtrak down there and hailed a cab at Union Station, fare was like $7.

  10. MikeY says:

    @ Greezy:

    If you live anywhere near the Hatboro/Willow Grove area…all of the Lee’s Hoagie Houses in the area are doing a trip to DC for the 1st game fo the season.

  11. muscles says:

    did someone say CLIFF LEE?

  12. Jdashdog says:

    I said Tyler Walker

  13. Phylan says:

    I’ll vouch for the Bolt Bus. It’s clean, cheap, and there’s Wi-Fi. Way cheaper than Amtrak, also.

  14. Phylan says:

    also somehow I was not yet following Matt Gelb, thanks Tug

  15. Gaze_NJ says:

    Season ticket package arrived today!

  16. Alex says:

    going to opening day as well so frigen pumped

  17. GREEZY says:

    I’ve got all my shit in order now. So glad I dont have to drive. Thanks for the help fellas.

    PS I will be the guy in the Utley jersey punching Strasburg in the dome. Keep an eye out for me.

  18. will.H says:

    haha greezy, just bustin your balls. i’ll be there too.. i usually drive. hard to lug beers around on public trans. I drive and park about 4 blocks from the stadium in one of their lame 20 car capacity lots. sure beats waiting for a train after the game is over.. around rush hour.

  19. Watrick says:

    I would love to be there, but, being that I’m a first year teacher, I feel it not be the right thing to do to take off the day I come back from Spring Break. Even if it is shortened by 2 days now because of the snow. I will have plenty of time to see the Phils over the summer Hallday.

    See what I did there?!

  20. will.H says:

    watrick, is that the day we celebrate halls and shit

  21. Gaze_NJ says:

    I have at least 5 teachers on the bus I arranged down to Washington. I think they actually have off that day, though.

  22. will.H says:

    should be a natinal holiday

  23. Watrick says:

    I can’t way I won’t have a radio on in my room during the game, though.

  24. Watrick says:

    And most of my kids celebrate halls everyday.

  25. will.H says:

    back in the day i was quite familiar

  26. Watrick says:

    Yeah, but more kids know stairwell numbers than their classroom numbers at my school.

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