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May
11
2013
Today on ZWR: Ruben’s Very Special Message to Phillies Fans
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“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.” - Matthew 7:6

Never to be outdone, Ruben Amaro, Jr. wasn’t just going to roll over and let someone he hired win the hearts and minds of Philadelphia with a thoughtful and sensitive gesture. Roy isn’t from here, didn’t grow up around us people, he doesn’t know any better – it’s nice, what he did, but all he did was waste his breath. Ruben, though, ol’ Ruby, he’s a man who gets it, like Ricky Watters got it, or the guy who runs the ad campaign for Godshall’s Turkey Bacon. You will never catch Ruben Amaro, Jr.  throwing his pearls before swine.

I’m not going to sit here as editor-in-chief of this goodly web log and allow that ribald scallywag of a penguin sully up my family-friendly content with his filthy pictures, but crossposts are good for traffic, especially on the weekend. Please go to I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay to find out more (NSFW).

  • http://twitter.com/zoowithroy Zoo With Roy

    $#^! YOU, TUG

    • mr.tug

      “Fight the good fight of faith but as for you, O penguin, flee these things. Pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, steadfastness, gentleness.” – 1 Timothy 6:11

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