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That’s right, Cole Hamels DOES have a Camaro
Posted by at 11:30 am ET 35 Comments

haha, I’m starting to think Cole Hamels will endorse ANYTHING.

  • Tug Haines

    $9.95 bro.

  • El Ricko

    Cole now ranks just below Jeff Garcia in the annals of Delaware Valley TV ad lore…

    (Does Oxford count as Delaware Valley?)

  • Alexander

    When I see advertisements that involve Cole Hamels, I cringe. It’s instinctive at this point.

  • photographer N

    Cole can try as hard as he wants. NOTHING will beat THIS ad.

  • Phylan

    Local commercials with athletes that can’t act is a great American pastime

  • Pat M.

    After this season, I don’t think many businesses will want anything to do with Cole Hamels.

    Be on the lookout for Cliff Lee advertisements as early as this offseason though.

  • Rudy

    Looks like Hollywood Hamels is putting a reel together…

  • Tony Is Dynamic

    Cole’s expressions make him look like the asshole in a high school coming of age movie.

    The best Philly advertisement? The Jon Runyan/Hank Fraley commercial. The fuck’s Hank doing catching a pass?

  • Crane Kick

    Lisa got bombs

  • Birm

    Shouldn’t he be saying ‘that’s right, I DO have a camero – and YOU don’t, neener-neener-neener’

    You’ll have nothing and LIKE it!

  • Shaggy

    At least Mike Richards doesn’t keep trottin out gems like WG BMW

  • TC

    The ad with Cole and Heidi laying in bed with random kids is still the best.

    Thats right I do have a Camaro…

  • GTO

    way to take the rant post down Tug.

    my comment was epic

  • PopUpJimmy11

    He uses Comcast Phone Services to call his Grandmom in San Diego. Maybe Cole should develop a 3 rd pitch before he does any more commercials.

  • Clare

    I really like Cole’s Comcast digital voice commercial. And his adorable little gay Maltese has outstanding comic timing.

    “I talk to my grandma all the time!”

  • Nick B.

    Yea what happened with Selig rant post, I saw it in my RSS, just a second ago?

  • Tug Haines

    Working on it. WordPress hates me.

  • Lynniemac

    Colbert should just not talk. Ever.

  • Clare

    PopupJimmy11, you and I are clearly having a mind meld.

  • Bryan

    Cole Hames is a douche. Enjoy your teacup maltese dog

  • Jdashdog

    “Hi gramma. Practice was so hard today. Dubee made me throw like a million pitches and I got real tired. I wish you were here to make me some ovaltine.”

  • Brandon

    He tries to sound serious and convincing but comes off sounding like a 10 year old girl.

  • Pat M.

    He always does.

  • PopUpJimmy11

    @ Clare
    Yes we are! I saw that commercial last night and all I could think of was he had to call his grammy to complain about his dog.

  • Mike Richards

    zzzz…. Oh, we’re taping!! Experience……Quality……Trust……

    2 Letters Give it all to you….

    Beat that, Cole!

    I’m goin back to sleep.

  • maria

    “That man makes my ovaltine boil!” Lynnie?

  • Lynniemac

    “Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?”

  • maria

    Cue to the confused look on Rose’s face.

    “They say gay if a guy can sign the entire score of Gigi. But a six-foot-three, 200-pound married man with kids who likes to dress up like Dorothy Lamour, I think you have to go with queer.”

  • Lynniemac

    “You really haven’t grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?”

    Tonight’s game needs to be over before 11.

  • maria

    “Not Lebanese, Blanche.”

  • Lynniemac

    Okay, I’m too lazy to find the quote, but my absolute all-time favorite is when Rose buys a cake for her cousin’s visit. She buys it at an erotic bakery and thinks it’s a map of Florida.

  • maria

    hahaha. That reminded of “The Men of Blanche’s Boudoir.”

    “I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.”

  • Lynniemac

    I would buy that calendar.

  • John

    SO gay. I’m gay, so I can say this without sounding like a bigot.

  • Laser Etching Machine :

    my kids love to go disneyworld, i think every kid would love to go there`-.

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