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Jun
24
2010
Tea Bagging by the Phanatic!
Posted by at 1:25 am ET 32 Comments

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I promised I would do everything in my power to get this up. Thanks to Crossing Broad I didn’t have to go too crazy. For your viewing pleasure, the Phanatic teabagging(Gomorrahing) an opposing team’s Mascot…

Well, it might be more of a face fucking than teabagging. You be the judge.

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  • Phils Phan

    Cue Amandah.

  • http://www.phillieslongdrive.com Ryan Edmund

    The dude in the Phanatic suit goes commando in there.

  • http://teamtobeat.wordpress.com team to beat

    This is absolutely epic!

  • http://teamtobeat.wordpress.com team to beat

    This is absolutely epic!

    He served up some tennis balls.

  • WerthBeard

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH. I saw that on the Indians network

  • TonyIsDynamic

    Nothing beats Blanton’s reaction. NOTHING.

    …Which scares me since it makes me think he’d react the same way if he saw two humans just randomly doing that.

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    IN THE FACE!

  • Amandah

    I fucking love when he does that to me.

    He gets his Galapagos Island mango sized balls and smacks the living shit out of my ‘purdy little face. Usually after he smears his taint all over my shnozz, he violates my lady-parts with his ejectable tongue and sometimes tries to shoot things up my ass with his Hatfield Hot Dog Launcher. Much more of a gentleman than that sex-freak Scott Proefrock!

    And I long for those nights when the Phanatic and Youppi would use my mouth as a jizzum spittoon then make me do the chicken dance to organ music.

    Regards,

    Amandah

  • ThinkRed

    Blanton is impervious to balls on the face of opposing mascots. Too bad he isn’t impervious to balls off the opposing teams’ bats. I’m drunk.

  • Phils Phan

    Bravo!

  • Greenman!

    I heard the nationals just signed Simon Birch.

  • tonyisdynamic
  • YankeesSuckArod

    Phanatic getting his Ron Jeremy on!

  • will.H

    at the game I turned and said…. Does he have any idea what he just did?

    c’mon Phanaticlesburger

  • BarryP

    Big deal. Jay Johnstone used to do this to Danny Ozark all the time.

  • DP

    Very disturbing…funny, but disturbing.

  • http://www.twitter.com/fuckthemets fuck the mets

    Dude I teabag that purple thing alllllll the time in halo.

  • http://www.4daysrest.com Bay Slugga

    One of the best things I’ve seen on this site.

  • jeff

    That was only a little of it. There was probably like another 15-20 seconds of that. My friend and I were dying laughing at how inappropriate that looked for the kids around there. Of course the drunk lady in front of us was yelling for the phanatic to “get some phanatic”. So bottom line…horny phanatic last night. Trying to sleep with the enemy.

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    If this is what comes with being a member of the Phanatic’s Birthday Club I think I’ll pass.

  • Joe Hates Tits

    so fantastic.

    was there with my buddy last night and as soon as it happened we knew it’d be up on the fightins this morning. this site never disappoints.

  • Cole Handsome

    I don’t want to stereotype, but mascots, in general, give good head.

  • crazy4swayze

    i heard right after that the phanatic turned around and gave slider a thorough cincinnati bow tie.

    i can only draw one conclusion from heavy b’s lack of any discernable reaction- he’s seen it all before. i suspect joe blanton is super freaky and has probably been to furry conventions and shit.

  • JB

    Best Phanatic footage I’ve ever seen! Love the old Phillies staff guy on the field in the background laughing. I love that big green ball of fur!

  • The Capital City Goofball

    That’s why the Phanatic is the king

  • jcole

    i’d say teabagging, but, he definitely enjoyed that more than JUST teabagging.

  • GMart

    “I promised I would do everything in my power to get this up.”

    They make pills for that, ya know?

  • Sarge loves Ribs

    Who wants to start the Phanatic’s Phace Phuckers section?

  • Jason

    This clip was just used in the first 5 minutes of Leno’s show tonight.

  • SquirrelBoy

    I am fully disappointed that this video was taken down. Bastards.

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    MLB Fuckheads suck all the fun out of everything, As if they’ll be showing it on This Week in Baseball. How about that!

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