Posts Tagged ‘Zoo With Roy’
My colleague here at The Fightins was today’s guest on CSNPhilly’s Lunch Break with Rhea Hughes. I couldn’t look away. Read more »
“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.” - Matthew 7:6
Never to be outdone, Ruben Amaro, Jr. wasn’t just going to roll over and let someone he hired win the hearts and minds of Philadelphia with a thoughtful and sensitive gesture. Roy isn’t from here, didn’t grow up around us people, he doesn’t know any better – it’s nice, what he did, but all he did was waste his breath. Ruben, though, ol’ Ruby, he’s a man who gets it, like Ricky Watters got it, or the guy who runs the ad campaign for Godshall’s Turkey Bacon. You will never catch Ruben Amaro, Jr. throwing his pearls before swine.
I’m not going to sit here as editor-in-chief of this goodly web log and allow that ribald scallywag of a penguin sully up my family-friendly content with his filthy pictures, but crossposts are good for traffic, especially on the weekend. Please go to I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay to find out more (NSFW).
I’m going to give it you straight here, because I care about you and treasure your friendship: the Phillies aren’t really that good at baseball right now. AND, this season may turn out to be quite a slog. I know, tough news to hear. I’m not saying that there’s no hope of us turning things around–I mean after all, we have ROY MOTHERDUCKING HALLADAY–it’s just that, things tend to look reallllly bleak after you lose three out of four to the Pirates.
But I checked with the Pope and, no matter how bad we suck, we’re still allowed to make fun of the Mets.
So here’s a scouting report for the upcoming series.
Feels like, “A cup in the middle of the sea.”
- 700 Level
- Crashburn Alley
- High Cheese
- House That Glanville Built
- Philadelphia Will Do
- Philled In
- Philly Gameday
- Philly Gossip
- Phoul Ballz
- The Good Phight
- The Insider
- The Zo Zone
- Where's Weems?
- Who Does He Play For?
- Zoo With Roy