Alright, Comcast SportsNet, I’ve chronicled your spelling errors before, but none have been more egregious than this. C.R.E.A.M. get the money. Dollar, dollar bill ya’ll:

Rqan? Come on guys, the ‘q’ is nowhere near the ‘y’ either in the alphabet, or a keyboard. Wise up.

Methinks the Comcast graphic guy got a bit nostalgic tonight…

At least the fella working the ticker at the bottom got it right.

During the fifth inning of tonight’s whooping of the Nationals, Jayson Werth got underneath a 2-0 pitch from Garrett Mock and sent it straight up in the air headed towards the 300 level just above the CSN broadcast booth. A gentleman who was sitting up in those seats quickly realized he had a shot at the ball, so he stood up, leaned over the railing, and to the delight of the crowd, made an impressive catch. And being the good father that he is, he then handed the ball over to his daughter, who immediately turned around and tossed the ball back over the rail and into the Diamond Club behind home plate.

Whoops-a-daisy!

If you haven’t seen it already, and want a quick laugh, I advise you to proceed past the jump.

It’s quite possibly the cutest thing you’ll see all day.

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I don’t have definitive proof or anything — I mean, I didn’t actually see him piss his pants — but by the looks of this screengrab from tonight’s Phillies/Nationals game, it just might lead one to believe that home plate umpire Eric Cooper may have had a little bladder mishap. What say you?

I highly doubt that he spilled a drink in that one concentrated area near his crotch, so it’s either a pee stain or Eric Cooper has an awfully sweaty cock. And I think I’d rather be known as the guy who peed his pants once than the guy who constantly has a sweaty cock.

Hey I’m not here to judge. Do whatever you gotta do, pissy pants.

(If you were wondering why I was staring at Eric Cooper’s crotch, I wasn’t.
Tug Haines of Long Drive was, then kindly tipped me off to it.)