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Jun
09
2013
Posted by at 9:39 am ET Comments Off

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More thoughtless gifts for the baseball fan in your life, just a skosh under $22, which happens to be the price of admission for two at a doubleheader in Reading where Jesse Biddle and Carlos Zambrano both pitched last night.

I collect a lot of dumb shit but this is terrible. Get me some orange dye and a lot of fiber and I’ll make something better myself.

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May
30
2013
Posted by at 9:12 am ET Comments Off

Oddly enough, I searched “Jimmy Rollins” on YouTube looking only for videos posted today and the second hit was “I wanna be a front runner!”

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Dunno if the guy used “Jimmy Rollins” as a keyword or if YouTube is still offended by J-Roll’s comments in 2008. Anyway, this little boy is crying because his dad won’t let him not root for a bunch of losers like the Mets. Ha ha ha. Maybe they can compromise, and he can root for a third place team like the Phillies. Video after the jump. Read more »

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Apr
28
2013
Posted by at 11:55 am ET 21 Comments

Shiti Field

1:10PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

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Apr
27
2013
Posted by at 11:35 am ET 16 Comments

Shiti Field

1:05PM on FOX

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Jonathan Pettibone

 PHILLIES: Jonathan Pettibone (0-0) 3.38 ERA

Shaun Marcum

 LOLMETS: Shaun Marcum (0-0) 0.00 ERA

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Apr
26
2013
Posted by at 5:40 pm ET 31 Comments

Shiti Field

7:10PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Kyle Kendrick

PHILLIES: Kyle Kendrick (1-1) 3.28 ERA

Dillon Gee

LOLMETS: Dillon Gee (1-3) 5.95 ERA

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Apr
26
2013
Posted by at 2:00 pm ET 6 Comments

I’m going to give it you straight here, because I care about you and treasure your friendship: the Phillies aren’t really that good at baseball right now. AND, this season may turn out to be quite a slog. I know, tough news to hear. I’m not saying that there’s no hope of us turning things around–I mean after all, we have ROY MOTHERDUCKING HALLADAY–it’s just that, things tend to look reallllly bleak after you lose three out of four to the Pirates.

But I checked with the Pope and, no matter how bad we suck, we’re still allowed to make fun of the Mets.

So here’s a scouting report for the upcoming series.

Ike Davis

Feels like, “A cup in the middle of the sea.”

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Dec
11
2008
Posted by at 9:42 am ET 6 Comments

The 700 Level reports that the Phillies have added catcher Ronny “Big Fat” Paulino to the roster. This makes them three-deep at the catcher position, and speculation now is that Coste may soon become part of a trade package.

Meanwhile, the Mets continue to bolster their bullpen with the addition of J.J. Putz. His new job will be to hold down the lead in save opportunities until Francisco Rodriguez can come out in the ninth inning to deliver the killing blow. (I can’t wait to see how they screw this up.)

Along with David Wright, this means New York will now have two Putzes in the dugout for 2009.

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Sep
28
2008
Posted by at 5:06 pm ET 4 Comments

Hahaha, you suck Mets. Especially you, Sugartits [who happened to record the first out of the 9th. Douche. And with the 2nd out, Endy Chavez, who Nastia Liukin could beat the shit out of.]. The Brewers win, the Mets lose, those douchey fans lose their first place lead for the second consecutive September. Part of me wanted to see the Mets and Phillies face each other in the playoffs, but most of me was saying “fuck them”. Let them experience that shitty feeling again (similar to coming off ‘e’). Fuck Jose Reyes, fuck Carlos Delgado’s resurgence, fuck B-Wags, but most of all, fuck David Wright. Bitches.

Welcome to the playoffs, Milwaukee Brewers.

Felt this song was fitting.

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