Hahaha, you suck Mets. Especially you, Sugartits [who happened to record the first out of the 9th. Douche. And with the 2nd out, Endy Chavez, who Nastia Liukin could beat the shit out of.]. The Brewers win, the Mets lose, those douchey fans lose their first place lead for the second consecutive September. Part of me wanted to see the Mets and Phillies face each other in the playoffs, but most of me was saying “fuck them”. Let them experience that shitty feeling again (similar to coming off ‘e’). Fuck Jose Reyes, fuck Carlos Delgado’s resurgence, fuck B-Wags, but most of all, fuck David Wright. Bitches.

Welcome to the playoffs, Milwaukee Brewers.

Felt this song was fitting.