Because the Colts/Dolphins Monday Night Football game didn’t end until around 11:30 PM the other night, the Land Shark Stadium grounds crew didn’t have much time to prepare the field for the first game of Tuesday’s good ol’ fashion doubleheader between the Phillies and Marlins.  You really can’t blame them, if *I* were a member of their grounds crew I certainly wouldn’t give a shit what the field looked like for a team whose fans don’t even bother showing up.  So, as you can see, the games started with the complete outline of the Dolphins field still etched onto the grass:

Fittingly enough, both games ended in what could be considered “football scores”.  Game 1 was a 9-3 Phillies victory while the Marlins eeked out a 3-0 Game 2 victory on the strength of a Dan Carpenter field goal.  And because I can’t stand it when people make that same tired joke if a baseball game ends in a football score, I’ve decided to take it a step further and really annoy you with a bunch of screenshots that I have gone ahead and manipulated to make it seem like they could perhaps have something to do with football.

Enjoy, after the jump.

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