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May
07
2013
Study: Workplace Productivity Nosedives After Late Games
Posted by at 3:00 pm ET 4 Comments

According to a study released today by the Pennsylvania Order of Office Personnel, worker productivity in the Philadelphia region is down 37% the day after a Phillies game that ends after midnight. The press release goes on to state that productivity continues to nosedive an addition ten percent for each consecutive late-night game, making West Coast roadtrips like the one the team is currently on particularly damaging to employers and the economy as a whole.

It’s pretty cool to know that by us fans all banding together and watching the Phillies we can make Philadelphia just a little bit more miserable for rich business owners everywhere. I salute you, Philly.

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  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    My workplace productivity is suffering simply because this website exists again.

    • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

      ^

      for real.

  • Christina Lurie’s Left Tit

    Yeah Stuck in DC. Thank Hay-Soos he’s better than Kyle and the rest of the CB folks. They never caress me anymore.

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    “the Pennsylvania Order of Office Personnel” …

    trollollolllololololol

    in other news, water is still wet.

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