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Jun
13
2008
Shane Victorino & Kyle Kendrick Are Living The High Life
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In this edition of Cribs, Shane Victorino and Kyle Kendrick show off their spacious, 2-bedroom apartment overlooking the gorgeous Delaware River in South Philadelphia. Let’s take a look, shall we?

As you can tell from the video, Shane and Kyle enjoy the highfalutin, extravagant lifestyle so many athletes are accustomed to these days. Their apartment is specifically wired so that each room has a fully-functional electric socket which power the antique lamps that rest on the Brazilian chestnut hardwood flooring. Special “light-switches” have also been installed allowing the flow of electricity to be started almost instantly; saving you the embarrassment of tripping over your unpacked suitcase on the way to click on the lamp.

The living room, or “Theatre room” if you will, features seating for two and an enormous 13-inch projection television that would be perfect if they ever wanted to have the rest of the team over to study game film. Other amenities include walk-in kitchen complete with gas stove and running water, one full bath stocked with Dial soap and toilet paper, and priceless works of framed art strategically scattered amongst the house.

But perhaps their most prized possession rests in the hallway — the highly-coveted 2008 Schedule Magnet, distributed in limited quantities by Southwest Airlines earlier in the year.

Judging by the success these two share off-field, it’s no wonder they’ve made the seamless transition to budding on-field superstars. Hats off to you, Shane & Kyle!

  • PhiPhan5648

    Wow! What a nice crib those two have… wish I had a pad like that to call my own.

    Alright… nuff with the sarcasm, at least they have a decent veiw of downtown Philly.

  • http://plunkchutley.wordpress.com Clare

    Kyle, on behalf of all the ladies, please get a cover for your box spring. Even if you have a fancy-ass Raymour & Flanagan headboard, exposed mattress = lady boner killer.

    The more you know…*ding*

  • PhiPhan5648

    **Writes Down** No… exposed… mattress.

  • http://www.thefightins.com Chamomiles Davis

    Lady… boner???

    /crying game

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Howdoyouspellretard How do you spell retard?

    Not shown, Pat Burrell suprise visit*.

    *suprise visit=boning the female TWIB producer

  • http://www.MajorLeagueJerk.com Gonzo

    Why the fuck is Brett Myers still in this game? You go from being down 5-1 to 5-4 and Chollie leaves Myers in there? Bad fucking call. Am I allowed to get mad at a first place team like this?

  • Gigi

    Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?

    That’s none of your damn business, and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

    You’re a weird guy, Ace, weird guy…

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