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Sep
11
2009
Shane Victorino Has A Landing Strip On His Head
Posted by at 8:14 am ET 51 Comments

Phillies centerfielder Shane Victorino debuted his new hairstyle last night during the Phillies heartbreaking loss against the Washington Nationals. After grounding out to end the fifth inning, Shane stood near first base while waiting for one of his teammates to fetch his hat and glove. Then he took off his helmet, and…

GAH!

I don’t mean to sound tactless, Shane, but the top of your head looks like a freshly shorn vagina.

The esteemed MattP has a couple more pics over at The 700 Level.

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  • J-D

    As I said over at the 700 Level, this haircut goes really well with his Ed Hardy gear.

  • Cletus Van Damme

    In the next 3 years, Victorino will retire from baseball and begin a career in MMA. Mark my words.

  • K Jo

    I wonder what it would look like if he stood directly in front of Werth? Would it look like Jayson had a really really long landing strip with a face attached??

  • Spoon

    This worked out so well for Tampa last year.

  • Cletus Van Damme

    @Spoon

    Yea, it worked out so well for them that they lost in the World Series…to us. It’s gay when a whole team does it. But it’s complete badass-ery when one player does it.

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    Mohawks are coming back!

  • http://mauleofamerica.net beelove

    when i saw the stripe, i expected to see a steelers logo on the right side of his head (but not the left side) in honor of the nfl’s opening night.

  • Spoon
  • will.H

    Last of the Victorinos?

  • http://www.thefightins.com How do you spell retard?

    NSFW!

  • Lynniemac

    @will.H:

    “When the Nationals’ season dies, they think they are at peace; but the red-men know how to torture even the ghosts of their enemies.”

  • will.H

    haha

    or he could just wear some zubo pants and raise a kid to play for ohio state

  • phillygirl

    beelove that’s hilarious.

  • http://www.inphillywetrust.blogspot.com/ Joey Wade

    as long as were on the topic of hair, when did raul get the full goatee going? that shits outta control!

  • http://www.sports-boards.net Todd (ill)
  • VivaChooch

    Nah, he’s obviously a Penn State fan.

  • VivaChooch

    Mugwah understand baseball very well…

  • http://genericshow.com GenericFanGroup

    I always picture Shane as a wood floor….

  • HeyDykstraGotADime?

    Probably goes well with his leather chaps ands whips. What a fag!

  • Heathcliff Slocumb

    The Great Gazoo helmet didn’t work out so well, so he’s trying other looks in the fashion line of “horse’s ass”

  • James Fayleez

    Shane’s head looks like the power button on a MAC.

  • James Anthony Happ

    Nasty.

  • meegosh

    getting complacent?

  • http://www.phonetrace.org Griswold

    This weather fuckin sucks

  • werththewait

    “Justtryingsomethingnewoutyouknow. LikeIsaid,youcan’tfallasleepinthisclubhouseandgetawaywithit. Whodidthis? ItwasprobablyJimmy. Upset?OhNOQUESTIONSASKED.”

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    Meh, he looks like a douche.

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    BRAD LIDGE DEMOTED! He will no longer blow saves

  • Ali

    He looks like Werth’s face. Why is it that baseball and bad grooming decisions always go hand in hand?

  • phil lee

    TMac and Wheels are pontificating out loud whether they are smarter than a 5th grader or not. Tell me you will have the video tomorrow.

  • http://thefightins.com/ Tug Haines

    I got an idea for a show called Are You Tighter Than A 5th Grader?

    What do you think?

  • bigmyc

    However Bridge to Lidge, Jdashdog and Gonzo will continue to blow each other. ;)

    Flamed/

    Ha cha cha cha cha!

  • Paaaaaaay-dro’s soul glo is jealous of Brett’s red glove

    Tug, I’ll get FOX on the line and you go make it happen!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKpEYMHAaOw Joe Pa
  • Paaaaaaay-dro’s soul glo is jealous of Brett’s red glove

    So how does the game actually work? Fuka, another missed opportunity with RISP, i have a feeling this will bite us BAD

  • http://thefightins.com/ Tug Haines

    Awesome, Joe Pa, did you make that?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKpEYMHAaOw Joe Pa

    @Tug

    No it used to be on sale at a site called T-shirt hell.

    I wish I was that good with photoshop!

  • http://thefightins.com/ Tug Haines

    Ah fuck. And I thought I was original. Fucking T-Shirt Hell.

  • http://www.twitter.com/underthebridge1 Walklett

    The racing stripe definitely makes him run faster, or so it seems.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    I was out playing poker and missed the game. I liked how we scored 4 runs and none via the HR. But I disliked seeing 24 men LOB. (Officially they had 13 LOB because that stat is recognized by men LOB with 2 outs. But 24 with any amount of outs)

  • http://thefightins.com/ Tug Haines

    Victorino had 3 doubles and 2 BB in 5 plate appearances and scored only ONE (1) run.

  • Tony Is Dynamic

    Who gives a shit about Victorino’s landing strip? How about Cole Hamels FACIAL HAIR? Now that’s something to talk about.

  • scrapple joe

    Id rather have one on my head than on my chin like Jason Werth does.

  • D. Whitmore

    Alright fellas, ill be at the game today. section 118 row 2, anyone else heading on down there wanna throw some drunken speed pitch on ashburn alley?

  • will.H

    d.whitmore, i caught the former d1 ball player comment the other day. tryin to make us look bad?

  • will.H

    ill be the guy in 242 falling off the scoreboard porch

  • D. Whitmore

    no not at all. i just happen to think speed pitch is great. there aren’t many opportunities in life to impress young girls with a fastball. and on a day when moyer starts it makes the women need to get a sponge to clean up their mess.

  • will.H

    haha, good stredegy. if i get there in time, ill look for a guy with girls strapped to his junk

  • Jack Handey

    Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself.

    For instance, let’s say you have chosen the nickname “Fly Head”.

    Normally, you would think that “Fly Head” would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air.

    But think again.

    Couldn’t it also mean “having a head like a fly?”

    I’m afraid some people might actually think that.

  • bruce

    Ja Happ? Wait like for real?

  • dodger

    shane victorino- even more proof you are a puto

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