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Sarge Matthews Displays Impeccable Bowling Form
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On the Phillies day off last Thursday, a few members of the Phillies took time out of their busy schedules to head to the bowling alley and raise some scratch for charity. Among those in attendance were Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins, RAAAAUUUUUUULLL!, Cole Hamels, Jamie Moyer and the most stylish man in broadcasting, Sarge Matthews.

During the CSN broadcast the following night, Tom McCarthy was showing some highlights from the event and didn’t pass up the opportunity to get some good-natured ribbing in on the Sarge.

Take a gander at Sarge’s bowling skills, after the jump…

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  • Tug Haines

    It’s the sport of kings, better than Diamond Rings
    That’s why we’re here to sing, [bowling].
    Sunday in the snow, referee’s whistle blows
    We’ve been warriors toe-to-toe, [bowling].

  • will.H

    Ernie McCraken?

  • Albert

    Thats just a classic approach. Look how he winds up and EXPLODES towards the pins; you can’t teach that.

    Thats my best Sarge impression.


    Albert – I think it’s his short, compact back swing.

  • Gigi

    what is it about good sex that makes me have to take a dump?

    must be all that pump…

    huh…pump and dump…

  • Lynniemac

    That form right there? Cadillac time.

  • Walklett

    His slide piece was a little off that night.

  • Gonzo

    Big Brown…. Cadillac time!!!

  • Lynniemac

    In other news, Jayson Werth’s mom is sitting near the Howard family at tonight’s game. I’m sure there will be screen caps for all you guys soon.

  • MikeY

    @ Tug Haines:

    And as I roll the ball I cry, “Let me bowl or let me die!”
    I am mighty Malakai, the bowling God.
    The smell of rasin gets me high.
    Kiss those mother fuckin’ pins goodbye!
    I am mighty Malakai, the bowling… the bowling… god.

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