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Roy Halladay Doomsday Press Conference Bingo
Posted by at 1:37 pm ET 6 Comments

Roy Halladay, the greatest human/mammal/pitcher who has ever lived, is scheduled to speak with the media at 2:00 p.m. EDT and provide an update on his physical status (presumably beyond “it’s still other-wordly, all systems go. Any questions?”).

But as Phillies nation and world famous bolg impressarios alike brace for the complete and utter devastation of their emotional well-being, there’s no reason we can’t TRY and have a little fun in the process. I mean, it’s only the end of an er–NO. I won’t say it.

Oh god, hold me.


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  • yo

    cuttered? kendrickshmendrick?

  • TED


  • Ball Dick Ball

    “Arm slot” is a guaranteed winner.

  • MPP

    should of included stromboli

  • MPP

    dude kyle kendrick looks like floyd landis

  • chilly

    “deeper in a cocking position” – Roy Halladay

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