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May
06
2013
Open Game Thread: 5/6 Phillies at Giants
Posted by at 9:02 pm ET 51 Comments

Phillies at Giants

10:15PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Cliff Lee (2-2) 3.46 ERA

Madison Bumgardner

GIANTS: Madison Bumgarner (3-0) 1.WE’RESCREWED ERA

Thanks to Crashburn Alley for the depressing reminder of what happened the last time Clifton pitched in SF.

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  • Mike

    Hoping it’s over by 12.

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    i want to believe we have a chance to win this series. i’m also in the market for a nice bridge.

    • my beer

      Great I’ve got this great bridge right into San Francisco. It is red and very pretty. They call it the Golden Gate. I am only asking $25,000.00. Please let me know how interested you are?

  • http://Howardstern.com Eric The Actor

    DUMB FUCK I AM NOT A MIDGET, AND I AM NOT FUCKING GAY. ALSO DIP SHIT I SHIT IN A FUCKING TOILET NOT PEOPLE’S LAWNS, OR FUCKING LITTER BOXES. I AM A PERSON YOU PATHETIC DUMB FUCK NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL. FUCK OFF

  • Murt

    “Stick your midget tongue in my shitpipe.” Blue Iris.

  • mrs. cb

    id let bumgardner put it in

  • http://www.twitter.com/petzrawr Ryan

    Fly me with balloons / so I can meet Catherine McPhee

    • Murt

  • panda

    did i really read earlier that pence was paddling around with bread loaves as paddles? fucking asshole

  • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

    This is going to suck…

    • my beer

      badly thank God for boxed wine!

  • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

    I wonder if Ruben Amaro is worried about his job security yet.

  • my beer

    Wow we gots a base hit!

  • my beer

    C’mon Delmon you fat ass

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    bad feeling its gonna be one of those, ’14 left on base’ kinda nights…

    • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

      Oh, so you mean like every night the for the last two weeks?

      • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

        there is no way we’ve had 14 base runners in the last 2 weeks :)

  • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

    Over/Under on runs the Phillies score this series:

    2.5

    What you got?

    • my beer

      how do you score a .5 run or are you doing that really complicated math that I’m too drunk to do?

      • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

        If you take the under, you’re saying they score 2 runs or less in the series, if you take the over, you’re saying they score 3 runs or more. IE, the 2.5. ;)

        • my beer

          Hey thanks buddy!

  • my beer

    what the hell Mayberry?!? Did you forget you forget to suck?

    • my beer

      oops that was an epic fail!

  • my beer

    Am I actually seeing small ball? I think it’s been so long I forgot what it looked like…

  • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports SwiftOnSports

    Whenever the Phillies play the Giants I remember this -> http://i43.tinypic.com/67l3dj.gif <- and I fucking laugh hysterically.

  • Aubrey Huffs His Own Farts

    Nothin like sittin back watchin the ’10 and ’12 World Fuckin Champs beat up a bunch of old farts

    • my beer

      Hey I kind of missed you, ya fuck! How ya been?

      • Aubrey Huffs His Own Farts

        Oh ya know, sittin on my couch while wearing my two championship rings, huffing the sweet smell of success coming out of my anus. Hopefully, the Giants will give me a call so I can get off my ass and be in the right place at the right time again.

        • my beer

          let me know how that works out for ya buddy! I’ve got my fingers crossed for you

  • my beer

    Michael Young!!!

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    freebie!

  • Jan from Toyota

    So who wants to bang me in the back of a Camry? It comes in cherry red!

  • D-Rock

    Brandon Crawford looks like an uglier Gavin Rossdale

  • my beer

    I have a feeling someone may get tossed this game

    • Buster Pussy

      Like my salad?

      • my beer

        Yep

  • Madison Cumgargler

    The Phils are hitting me hard tonight.

    • my beer

      how does your asshole feel?

      • Madison Cumgargler

        Worn out. Maybe this inning the Phils will give me the money shot and send me on my way to the club house.

  • D-Rock

    I miss Carlos Beltransexual

    • Tim Lincecumguzzler

      I can’t wait until tonight! Wwweeee!

  • my beer

    Cliff is dealing tonight and the Giants are making a lot of errors… I like it

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    jesus, i miss steroids. watching baseball at this park must be snoozy.

  • my beer

    Big D!

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    one of the LONS!

  • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

    a 5 pitch inning?

  • my beer

    Did anyone else hear that Doc has a muscle tear?

    • http://twitter.com/chillypsu chilly

      in soviet russia, muscle tears you.

    • Mitchie Poo

      Rich Dubee tore that muscle when Doc looked at him funny.

  • JohnMatrix

    Good win. They actually looked confidnt! Sure do miss hunter pence though!

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Clifton Phifer fucking Lee.

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