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Oct
20
2010
NLCS Game Four Recap: Giants 6, Phillies 5
Posted by at 11:44 pm ET 408 Comments

I didn’t hear a fat lady. Did you?

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  • http://twitter.com/AdamChooch Greenman!

    :’(

  • nick

    fuck you

  • Kate

    A few fat-ass umps maybe, but no fat lady.

    Phils in seven.

  • Ryan

    Halladay tomorrow = mortal lock. He’s been waiting for this his whole career. Then it comes back to Philly with all the momentum, all the homefield calls, and Hamels and Oswalt. Keep the faith.

  • http://www.firerubenamaro.net Phylan

    Phils in seven

  • j

    just get ‘er back to philly and pull the old lawrence taylor move–send some whores to the giants’ hotel room before game 6

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eih4rqhy1p4 What Would Mike Sweeney Do?
  • blackinmind

    who the fuck are you kidding, dash. Yeah it halladay but the confidence in this team just went down the toilet.

  • Reese

    @dash – with the way the bats are swinging and the way manuel and the coaches are working…then yes, i hear a fat lady. blanton left in too long, durbin left in too long (lead off walks….cmon!!!!). oswalt is prolly not starting game 6 now after tonight. its done. ive been watching the phillies since the day i was born, i know when its over. its over. if im wrong, then ill be happier come sunday if not i wont lose a wink of sleep knowing why and when the phillies fucked it up.

  • j

    PHILS IN 5!

  • ThinkRed

    This is shitty, but they have H2O for this exact reason. Need three straight wins? Who better to throw out there than these 3 guys (that isn’t dead/retired/a SF Giant pitcher)?

  • Reese

    ummmm oswalt is fucked if he pitches game 6. wasted him tonight by throwing him in there.

  • spacecoyote

    Doc’s making like Brendan Fraser in The Scout tomorrow, for reals.

    …and Buster Posey can eat a heaping bowlful of soggy baby dicks.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Proto_Man Captain Awesome

    Bats at least showed some life tonight, but they’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more. Give H2O run support and win this fucking series. Or, just go out there, drop trou, and get literally buttfucked by San Fran. Your choice, Phils.

  • http://www.TheFightins.com Dash Treyhorn

    I can guarantee you that Oswalt pitches Game Six. Count on it.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    ….. Is this what fans of of other teams feel like when they face the Phillies?

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    12, today was Oswalt’s throw day anyway. If there’s a Game 6, he’s on the mound.

  • Ryan

    Reese, you’re a pussy and know nothing about baseball.

    1) Leave Blanton in too long AND Durbin in too long? How big do you think our pen is? Can’t have it both ways. Blanton was at 60 pitches and still serviceable, he needs to go longer

    2) Pitching one inning = extended bullpen session. Guarantee Oswalt pitches Game 6

    3) I don’t care if you’ve been watching all your life, you’re SOFT and real fans don’t need you around.

  • Pizza Bagel

    Time to go watch Barkan, Ricky Bo and the space/time traveler break down every damn pitch of that ninth inning. I know I’m a youngen (born in 86) but I’ve been a phan since 92, and I’ll never lose hope in this team, win or lose. I mean come on, the majority of my phandom experience took place in the mid to late nineties and, well, you know how gawdawful those years were. But we’d better at least slap them silly tomorrow. Slap the crooked teeth out of that little shit’s mouth, and make Aubrey Huff eat them. Good night friends.

  • Reese

    @Dash- thats fine. i never said he wasnt gonna, but its still gonna fuck him. he wont go as long and he wont be as strong as long. they will look to durbin earlier than normal and as we know by now that idea sucks.

  • http://philaflava.com Philaflava

    I’m one of the biggest die hard fans you’ll find so it truly does break my heart to say this but the Phillies don’t have what it takes to win 3 straight. Tonight was a sign that the bats are starting to come around but it might be too late. Unfortunately the loss tonight wasn’t about hitting, rather managing. It started with Blanton and ended with Oswalt. I’m well aware of Kendrick being the other option but truth be told why worry about Halladay starting game 1 of the WS if we may not even get there?

    Isn’t this why we brought him to Philly? Halladay would have set the tempo of the game. He would have gone at least 7+ and given how we hit tonight chances are we would have won, stole the momentum and headed into tomorrow with Blanton at tie. It would have been easier to lose tomorrow and then win the next two with Oswalt and Hamels in Philly.

    Our hitters still came up short when we needed them. The strike zone was bad. We got robbed on a few calls but so did the Giants (Panda/Uribe) too. Bottom line, winning against Timmy tomorrow won’t be easy but even if we do, 3 straight?

    Victorino needs to be removed from the lead-off and let Willie Mayes Hayes (aka J Roll) attempt to hit. Utley should be back at #3 and I’m perfectly okay with Francisco playing again tomorrow. He at least showed signs of a pulse out there.

    PS – FUCK YOU CHAD DURBIN you fucking JESUS FREAK BITCH

  • http://www.twitter.com/Proto_Man Captain Awesome

    Ok, this is what the Phillies are known for, come-behind victories. It don’t much more come-behind than this. Win the next 3. It’s do or die. Man up.

  • http://www.thefightins.com How do you spell retard?

    The fat lady didn’t sing, but the fat fuck didn’t put the Phillies in the hole early with his mediocre pitching.

  • Pissed

    Halladay won’t win

  • Kate

    We’ve been beating the odds all season long.

    Phils in seven.

  • Brandon

    @WWMSD thank you. I needed that chuckle

  • SherryW

    Wow, when the Phils take the series it is going to be EPIC.

  • http://www.twitter.com/swiftonsports Swift

    At 12AM, my hurt is gone; only to be replaced by the visage of one Doctor. It’s a Halladay, and its winning time.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    Hmm, after much thought, they are simply being outplayed. No freak plays, no bullshit, simply outplayed… part of me can live with that… but PART OF ME DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY DURBIN FACED THREE STRAIGHT LEFTIES… or… “OH, I GOT GOOD IDEA, FASTBALL DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!! HE’LL NEVER GUESS IT’S GONNA BE THERE!”….

    Meh, all credit to the Giants, they want it more, and the Phillies need a good kick in the ass to get them to play a FULL SEASON of inspired baseball.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Definitely no fat lady. The bats were encouraging today, Halladay will dominate tomorrow. The only thing really discouraging about this loss was that Donuts really did his job well, it’s a shame the way the batting order shuffled out, because he really could have gone 6 or 7 innings easily. The only reason he was pulled at 4 2/3 was because he would have been gone for a pinch hitter after that 5th inning was complete anyway.

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    Precisely.

  • JohnMatrix

    Rest chase. Valdez #8, every one else moves up

  • Moose

    For all you people saying Halladay’s on the mound tomorrow, shut the fuck up. He was on the mound in Game 1, remember? He was on the mound for his ten losses this year. So shut the fuck up and stop acting like we’re guaranteed a win tomorrow. This offense is a joke, so even with Halladay it still doesn’t look good. The Giants did their homework, they studied how to beat us and they executed it to perfection. We’ve been consistently outplayed this series and I’m sorry but I don’t see that changing tomorrow.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Moose, how about YOU shut the fuck up. We have the Cy Fucking Young on the mound tomorrow night. Who would you rather have, Kyle ‘I Suck’ Kendrick?

  • JohnMatrix

    And the bats had a weak pulse for one inning. That makes a total of 2 innings the whole series

  • JohnMatrix

    I wouldn’t say the giants executed perfectly. I’d say the pitchers were to fuckng dumb to pitch away from Cody Ross

  • SherryW

    Whoopsie, ther goes some bandwagoners. see you back tomorrow!

  • Reese

    @Ryan – im not soft. just realistic. take a look at how many teams win 3 straight when being down 3-1. take a look at how many starting pitchers win after making a relief appearance. its fact. the offense is scoring 3 runs a game. batting sub .200 with RISP. that doesnt win 7 games series. we are fucked, i accept it. let me know when youre not in denial.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    Halladay can win, but it’s not Halladay vs. Lincecum. It’s Halladay vs Giants Lineup, Lincecum vs. Phillies Lineup…. It’s hard to pick the Phillies in any honest situation at this point.

  • Ryan

    I look forward to all you whiners not showing up for the game thread tomorrow. If you’re gonna be so pessimisstic, don’t bother watching

  • Ryan

    Reese, I choose to believe that the Phils can do this with their backs against the wall. Lesser teams have done it. If nothing else, we get to play another day. That’s more than 26 other teams can say right now.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    it’s not pessimism when a team is down 3-1, it’s realism and fact based.

  • JohnMatrix

    Personally I’d rather they’d suck in the regular season and not even make the postseason rather than lay down now.

  • Boobs

    Yeah, woo hoo, Halladay wins and they lose at home? Fuck that shit man, don’t kill me slowly. If they are gonna lose just blow the fuck up, don’t tease me.

  • zach

    picked the wrong time to try and stop smoking cigarettes… tough to watch sometimes. phils in 7

  • JohnMatrix

    Props to dash though for his motivational post

  • Wayne

    Oswalt was brought in as part of a double switch inevitably. Chooch pulled his vocal chord with the “Fuhh Yeahh” after the pickoff, whereby he was gonna need a batting replacement. Lidge into pitch, Oswalt into LF, and leftover benchman Schneid’s was gonna fit right into that batting lineup.

    I have no idea if that really logistically makes sense, but I don’t give a fuck–that has to explain it.

    Kudos to the world of sports, where every day is played exactly for these reasons, to make me long for a Herndon or a Baez chewing tobaccah, waiting in the wings. If this was seriously Oswalt’s legitimate workout day, then great. Otherwise, this was exactly the scenario that corrupted Chollie’s rationale to start Blanton and rest up his corps (core?) for the remainder of what would transpire.

    I personally think Joe Joe did a decent job tonight, and Durbs was awfully close to hangin in there, given the ridiculously small bullpen we have. Leadoff walk and debacle ensued, but fuck.

    Unfortunately, these Giants (and fans) remind me of 2008…it’s gonna take a hell of a lot to pull this off. I ain’t heard no fat lady. I’ve lost a lot of wind explaining to my wife that this run since 2007 will be a peaking of Philly sports, and I feel like we’re hanging by less than a thread at this point. The ‘stars’ aren’t quite aligning like we need them to. But that said, there’s four baseball organizations on the schedule at this point. We’re one of them. Halladay is suiting up in about 17 hours.

    Like Huey Lewis said (ah fuck, that’s probably wrong), ain’t no sunshine without rain. Before anyone jumps on Chollie, on Durbs, Joe Joe, the middle infield, Cody Ross’s blackface, or anything else going on in these hallowed October times, let’s remember them words of Huey Lewis. I ain’t hear no bell, but I see nothing but uphill. Let’s remember all the moments that each of these red pinstriped motherfuckers gave us to get us here and cheer as loud as we can until there’s no left reason to cheer.

  • Tony

    Philaflava wins the thread.

    There’s a chance the Phils bats come alive tomorrow and rock Lincecum, but to have any confidence they’ll win three straight, I needed to see more signs of life than I did tonight. The grotesque fielding errors, the terrible at-bats, and THROWING A MIDDLE-IN MEATBALL TO CODY FSCKING ROSS (!!!) make me wonder if these guys are even in it to win it this year.

    The FOX coverage has been awful, but one thing Joe Buck said tonight was true — the Phils were trying the same damn thing pitch after pitch, at-bat after at-bat, and expecting different results. They haven’t learned from their mistakes in this series, and if they can’t figure it out before 7:57pm tomorrow, they’ll have plenty of time to think about it in the off-season. Even when the Flyers lost the first three to Boston, you could tell they were still in it, and still had some fire in their belly.

    I’m just not seeing that from my beloved Fightins right now, and it better come back soon.

  • Wayne

    Oh, and for the record, if KK had been signaled in from the bullpen, all my fucking flowers in prior post (like the douche with the surfboard shirt behind the phils on-deck circle) would have been shitstorm rants about the entire organization.

  • Bozo

    Blanton didn’t pitch bad, shut the fuck up.

    Francisco didn’t play well, shut the fuck up.

    They aren’t fucking laying down, shut the fuck up.

    Valdez is not playing for Rollins, shut the fuck up.

    If any of our hard lineouts fell in or flyballs carry 1 more fucking inch this series is tied at the least, shut the fuck up.

    Stop being fucking assholes and support the team till the end. Phillies win this series in 7 games.

  • andrew c

    Halladay. Oswalt. Hamels. Period.

  • JohnMatrix

    For some reason all I can see is shades of may and June right now.

  • Moose

    I am no bandwagoner. Fuck you if you think I am. I’m being realistic. I have no problem with you being hopeful and having faith but I’m being realistic. Halladay’s lost 1 run games this year to far inferior pitchers than Tim Lincecum. With this terrible offense, it’s pretty close to obvious our chances are not good.

  • Ray

    Pitching hasn’t been the issue. How do you strand a baserunner at 2nd with no outs after you just tied the game in the top of the 8th? Ever hear of putting the ball on the ground and moving the runner into scoring position? Then they couldn’t hit Romo’s slider after he threw 7 straight sliders. Unbelievable.

    How many runners have they left on base this series? These games shouldn’t be close if they could get a hit or two with guys on.

    Sure, they aren’t done yet and they probably will bring this series back to Philly, but everything is going San Francisco’s way right now. It’s really hard to find positives.

    But for what it’s worth, I sat in the Vet with some God awful teams through my youth, so it’s really hard to sit here and complain about being in the NLCS for a third straight year. Even if they should beat this team.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eih4rqhy1p4 What Would Mike Sweeney Do?

    I hate losses. It turns the Tanner Family into the Bundy Family.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    I’m being realistic too, but you citing the fact that Halladay had ten losses in the regular season doesn’t mean shit. He’s still the best pitcher in the major leagues. Whether they win or lose tomorrow, he is their best shot to turn this into a series again, whether the bats show up or not.

  • Reese

    @Ryan – completely with you, but i just know whats going to happen. they shouldnt be in this situation. ill be drinking beer and cheerin them on until the 27th out no matter what. im just realistic about our chances and our blown opportunities. its sad to see such a great team, play at such a bad level. its across the board. hitting, pitching, and coaching. not to mention baserunning….fuck you perlozzo. youve been this bad all year.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    @Ray: Amen. I’ll still take this over the days of rico brogna, travis lee, etc.

  • i don’t like jokes

    i want to see valdez in the lineup tomorrow. change needs to happen if we want to win.

    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

  • Ray

    One thing is for sure, Doc wants another shot at this team. This is why he wanted to come here. To pitch in this game.

  • Moose

    I forgot a sentence in citing the losses. I meant to add they many of them should not have been losses, but were due to bad run support. My bad

  • Wayne

    Insanity: Planning to do something once against a plan where 90 over 70 times proves right in the months prior. I’m with Chollie. #59, have fun fruitlessly trying to break up that GIDP that you seek.

  • Ray

    Travis Lee, Brandon Duckworth eek. We could go on for hours. You just have to have faith at this point.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Phillies in 7. shit, there ain’t much more to say than that. It’s not like we haven’t won 3 in a row before. I mean, even without the bats. That cincinatti series? I mean, hey, anything can happen. I’ve been on board this long, not about to leave them now.

  • GMart

    Everybody hits!!!! Woohooo!!!!

    d’oh, wait…

  • JohnMatrix

    Yeah fuck Sam. If he holds chooch were ahead at the end

  • WerthBeard

    Support the fucking team. We played a good game. Phils in 7.

  • JohnMatrix

    I hope my old lady goes into labor sat so I have some kind of distraction

  • will.H

    12.

    you’re confused by the term “throwing day.” Roy just got his work in on the mound. You realize starting pitchers throw between starts, right?

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheBeerKing Griswold

    Hopefully the added pressure electrifies the offense. I mean hell, they put up 5 runs today. If they can put up 5 with Roy, Roy, or Cole pitching then there is no reason to fear. Buster posey is Butthead from Beavis and Butthead.

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Lineup tomorrow:

    1. Rollins
    2. Polanco
    3. Utley
    4. MOTHER FUCKING ROBERT PERSON
    5. Howard
    6. Werth
    7. VIc
    8. Chorch
    9. God

  • will.H

    let’s bring it back to philly and make games 6 and 7 a living fucking hell for the Giants. I mean, get cocknballs crazy

  • blackinmind

    @looks alittle like napoleon dynamite.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Robert Person!?!?!

    GRAND SLAMS FOR ALL@!!!@@@

  • Brandon

    Top of the 1st is going to be crucial. They need (somehow) to put up a couple on Timmy cum right out the gate

  • Tyson

    I didn’t hear any fat bitch either. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS.

  • Philly fan stuck in the middle of East Alabama and a sea of Braves fans…

    While I’m beyond pissed, all I have to say is: We ain’t dead yet. It might be 9 v 15 out there, but we ain’t dead yet and we’ve got the Ace of Aces with the ball in his hand. Shit if the Flyers can do it the Phils certainly can. This team is built on comebacks, so time for one more.

  • Ryan

    Agreed. Need to chase Lincecum early somehow, wear out their pen if there’s a return trip to the Bank.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheBeerKing Griswold

    @blackinmind, he is the bastard child of Butthead and Napoleon Dynamite

  • http://twitter.com/4Who4What ScottGraham

    Stranger things have happened. If Doc can shut them down, and we can bring them back to our house, where Roy O is unstoppable, we can swing the momentum in our favor.

    We traded Cliff Lee because we wanted Roy Halladay to be Superman, and that’s what he has to be tomorrow.

  • http://PHILLIESNATION.COM JAY-AKA-PHILLYBOY

    Oswalt said he volunteered to pitch. Says if there is a Game 6, he will be ready.

  • Wayne

    Also, we gotta give kudos to:

    1) Rowand–>Posey on that putout at home. Sam has been questioned (and defied!) in times past, but that was one perfect fucking toss to home.

    and

    2) That fucktard that made Chooch swing like a right-handed Raul on successive sliders late (WTF?).

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Of course he will be, Oswalt’s no nancy.

  • will.H

    82. his name is Romo

    of all names.. his name is fucking Romo

  • Fuck RAJ

    The phils don’t have enough money to pay (or heard that they don’t have enough money to pay [seeing as there was no contact between organization and player/agent]) Clifton Phifer Lee. So they rationalize this decision by saying that Roy is a Yankee killer and can pitch on three days rest. There’s just one problem. Roy is a pussy. Clifton meanwhile is going to win the World Series after attempting to do it singlehandedly last year. And he told his manager he would pitch game 6 if needed.

    Charlie’s postgame interview was disturbing. He said that he went with Oswalt in the 9th because Little Roy had told Dubee that he wanted to be out there.

    My question: Where are Big Roy’s balls? Clearly if he had told Charlie he wanted to go he would’ve started tonight. I don’t want to hear anything about throwing Oswalt or Hamels on 3 days because that point is moot. Oswalt has done it before. And Cole, well whether it’s on 9 days rest or 3 days rest, he’s still a huge SoCall pansy.

    Ruben put together a team of old choke artists. The attitude of ’08 is gone. The clutch Feliz is in Houston. Wasn’t Manny Ramirez hot like Ross in 08? Do you honestly think Brett Myers would let him stand on top of the plate and take swing after swing at middle-in fastballs? Cole Hamels was asked what to do with the Ross an he says, “hit him” then yucks it up and says “just kidding”. WTF. MYERS WOULD PUT THAT ASSHOLE ON HIS BACK.

    TOMORROW WE WILL SEE. DOES HALLADAY HAVE ANY BALLS?

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheBeerKing Griswold

    I hope utley is up to his voodoo tricks in the clubhouse

  • Lisa

    I have faith, and I have hope. Although, I’d be a liar if I didn’t admit to also having my stomach in knots. Regardless of a W or L, my love won’t change. I feel like I’ve been spoiled. Just a couple years ago, I’d be thrilled about simply getting to this point, and I try to keep that in mind. Should our season end tomorrow, I had fun :)

  • Philly fan stuck in the middle of East Alabama…

    @87. I agree 100 percent. Despite the bitterness of tonight, wouldn’t trade the past three years for anything and don’t take any of this for granted. There’s a reason why we’re the best fucking fans in baseball.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    @85 – calm the fuck down. Big Roy has some balls. Let him take care of business tomorrow and then we’ll see what happens from there.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    I am furious that this team is playing this poorly… I’ll rank the last 4 Playoff teams in order of how good of a team they were/are in terms of talent and ability. If anybody says the ’08 team is better simply cause they won they are delusional.

    1. 2010 Phillies ?????
    2. 2009 Phillies Lose WS
    3. 2008 Phillies Win WS
    4. 2007 Phillies Lose NLDS

  • will.H

    JC Hitler, we’ve been hti down a peg the last 2 seasons. looks like 2011 nlds will be very, very frustrating.

    That is unless Halladay, Oswalt and Hamels live up to their shit.

  • Chuck

    So who’s still on the bandwagon and who’s off? Seems like it’s getting a little roomier on this thing…

  • Boobs

    what’s worse is these games aren’t blowouts. they just cant get it done.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheBeerKing Griswold

    in baseball, anything can happen. a shitty giants team is beating us 3-1 in the nlcs, now its time to get 3 and run away with this thing

  • will.H

    92. im on it. im drivin this mother fucker. buckle up

  • will.H

    we’re going to bring it home this weekend and wooomp there it is all over the place

  • Chuck

    Fuck yeah, will.H Got my helmet on, bro.

  • i don’t like jokes

    i want howard to hit a grand slam out of that fckn park and wipe the smug creep look off of the giants entire pitching staff. and doc will take care of cody.

  • will.H

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eih4rqhy1p4 What Would Mike Sweeney Do?

    Riot punch and all.

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    You think the players realize they can’t lose another game?

    Shit, I’d think we might have ourselves a series if the defending NL-champs know what to do about it.

  • Crocks

    Go Phils

  • http://twitter.com/AdamChooch Greenman!

    I’ve never left the band wagon, but it’s a shame the fucking Phillies only hit when fatso is up. ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FICIWOWDOJWAOJDOJWSD ejadlzdi got that out of my system. It’s just baseball. Have a gnite yall.

  • Adamr14

    I can’t wait until we come back and win this and can legally throw up on 7 year old girls

  • PHLinPDX

    Sorry but I’ve watched the phillies long enough (my entire life) to know when they’ve given up. The fat lady sang in game 1. I love these boys but they’re done.

  • Dominique

    The confidence in these comments is horrible. They don’t call us the Phightin’ Phils for nothing!!

  • Franchise

    Its not over, ask the 2010 bruins how the 3-0 lead they had went.

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    Fortunately Charlie doesn’t have to field a lineup from the comment section of this blog. That team wouldn’t even get out of bed to go to the field.

    The Phillies only have to win tonight.

    Do not even consider games 6 and 7 until they get here. One game, TONIGHT, WIN 1 GAME.

    Not impossible
    Not even improbable
    In fact quite doable

    WIN TONIGHT’S GAME

    Now go out an enjoy your day.

  • Maera

    @87

    I agree. We have been spoiled. I continue to have faith. We have Halladay, Oswalt, and Hamels due up and the offense did show some signs of life so it’s not impossible.

    The Phillies can still do this. I believe. And when they do come back and win those last three games it’s going to feel better than anything they’ve done all year.

  • Milksteak

    I ain’t heard no fat lady.

    -Will Smith (Independence Day)

  • http://www.twitter.com/Proto_Man Captain Awesome

    If the Yankees are doing it, the Phils better do it too.

  • chen

    @ phillygirl, wherever you are.

    I will be MORE THAN HAPPY to buy you a John’s Roast Pork if they pull it out in 7 by some freakin’ miracle.

    Meanwhile, I’m gonna drown my worries with some BRASHOOT and a NICE GABAGOOOOOOOL…

  • Chuck

    Imagine that. Both teams…Yanks and Phils….come back from being down 3-1…..to go into the Series.

    THAT would be some crazy shit.

    PHILS IN 7!!!!!!!

  • will.H

    well it just got real for the sleeping phillies. Of course they can win 3 in a row, it all depends on how much they want to focus and win. Stop being some shitty little small ball team…. do what got you there god damn it. This is supposed to be fun.

  • JohnMatrix

    WillH, have you seen any small ball out of tehm? i sure havent.

  • Sixto Lescano

    The hardest game to win is the elimination game—all baseball minds in every era know this. Tonight the Giants will find out what it’s like to fight the wounded animal, backed into a corner–oh yeah, they’re also going to have to do this with the puckered asshole of pressure they’ve NEVER felt.

    If they can do that–I will gracefully accept the result.

    It’s awfully hard to predict how a man reacts under extreme pressure. It makes the world-class golfer flub a chipshot. It makes a 90% free throw shooter toss up an airball.

    I concede NOTHING!!!!

    Bring it back to Philly!!

  • Chuck

    Go Doc!!

    PHILS IN 7!!!!!!!

  • chen

    well said Sixto

  • chen

    This LCS could very well go down in history with 2004 ALCS.

    YGB

  • b-burg

    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    Bunch of fucking cry-babies. Sounds like Braves fans on here.

    Our best pitching option is going up tonight. Bats showed some life last night, lets see how this goes.

    Most of you sound like winning 3-straight is out of the question.

    If the Giants had a superior potent offense, I’d be worried. They’re hitting is mediocre at best, granted they’ve gotten some clutch hits. The Phils lineup is way better than what they’ve shown, they just need to execute.

    I’m not worried, I’ve seen way too many games where the Phils have come back.

    Win tonight then we can worry about winning two more. Right now, its one at a time.

  • stickaforkin’em

    My phaith in the Fightins has never been more tested. Last night was an absolute disappointment.

    @Doc – you said “…it’s only gonna get funner.” To be honest, I don’t think it has been. This team now has its back pinned to the wall. Tonight’s game is do or die…this is what you’ve trained and played for your entire life. The hopes of the phaithful are riding on you to bring this series back home. Please, make it funner again!!

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    I’ll never go off the bandwagon. Dissapointed in the play of late, yes – willing to give up on them? Hell fucking no. I’ll always live and breathe Phils baseball whether they’re winning 100 games a year or 50 games a year.

    The Phillies CAN do this. I’m not saying they will, because the Giants are proving themselves to be a worthy opponent. But the people who are giving up, just get out now.

  • http://www.yankees.com Nick Swisher

    1) HA HA! You lost and you’re down 3-1 in your series. HA HA, clowns!

    2) That was probably the worst bullpen management I have ever seen in my life. Your bobbleheaded clown-of-coach left Durbin in too long. And then he calls on Roy Oswalt to pitch in the 9th of a tied game? HA HA! WTF is he thinking? For real.

    3) Why do those dumb mofo’s keeping pitching inside to Cody Ross? Are they seriously that fucking stupid? The rest of America can seem to figure it out….

    4) I love how the life-size bobblehead (Charlie) threw Dubee under the bus. “Well fuck it, it’s not my fault we lost, it’s Dubee’s. Dubee said Roy was ready to go. Fuck him.” Stand up for your fucking team, Charlie. Clown.

    5) You really think Werth is going to want to stay in Philly after this disappointing postseason? Shit no….dude wants to go where he actually has a chance to win. Only problem, Werth’s worth is dropping like a piano falling from the Empire State Building. And why does he end up on the ground on every single ball hit to right field? He’s sliding, falling…he’s a damn clown out there.

    6) Thanks for playing this year, Phillies. We’ll see you again in 2011.

    7) Clowns!

  • chen

    @ 121, Judging by your moniker, I can’t tell if your on the wagon or off. Please clarify.

    Note to everyone: chill with the “ph-” stuff. It’s hacky and pretty unoriginal.

  • Craig

    I hate how people say since Oswalt pitched ONE INNING last night, he won’t pitch Saturday…The guy pitched what, 20 pitches and now all of a sudden he can’t go out for 7 innings 2 days from now? This is pathetic, they used to pitch day in and day out, 9 innings in the 50s. Look at those pitchers, I think a professional baseball player can pitch 100 pitches after he pitched 20 3 days before hand. Stop crying about ‘oh it isn’t 5 days rest.’ Oswalt is a competitor and wants to win. Who cares if he pitched last night.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    ass clowns!! Nice coach!! effin losers

  • JIMMY PUT THE FUCKING BUNT DOWN AND GET WERTH TO THIRD GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KDSJFPIUQWP(R*U!#_HTQ_+*RU!#O%IJ+@#T+)(*U

    Yeah.

  • http://www.yankees.com CODY MOTHERFUCKING ROSS

    here’s a hint, Phillies;
    I can hit an inside fastball.

  • chen

    I’m sorry what did you say Nick? All I heard was “My father beat me as a child and would molest me with a broken light blub.”

    Stay out of our threads you troll.

  • http://www.yankees.com Buster Posney

    I own you. Like, literally. I bought Chooch’s contract for $8,000.

  • http://www.yankees.com Buster Posney

    @129
    Here’s what I said;

    1) HA HA! You lost and you’re down 3-1 in your series. HA HA, clowns!

    2) That was probably the worst bullpen management I have ever seen in my life. Your bobbleheaded clown-of-coach left Durbin in too long. And then he calls on Roy Oswalt to pitch in the 9th of a tied game? HA HA! WTF is he thinking? For real.

    3) Why do those dumb mofo’s keeping pitching inside to Cody Ross? Are they seriously that fucking stupid? The rest of America can seem to figure it out….

    4) I love how the life-size bobblehead (Charlie) threw Dubee under the bus. “Well fuck it, it’s not my fault we lost, it’s Dubee’s. Dubee said Roy was ready to go. Fuck him.” Stand up for your fucking team, Charlie. Clown.

    5) You really think Werth is going to want to stay in Philly after this disappointing postseason? Shit no….dude wants to go where he actually has a chance to win. Only problem, Werth’s worth is dropping like a piano falling from the Empire State Building. And why does he end up on the ground on every single ball hit to right field? He’s sliding, falling…he’s a damn clown out there.

    6) Thanks for playing this year, Phillies. We’ll see you again in 2011.

    7) Clowns!

    I know it’s more than the 9 words you typically read, but try to follow along.

  • http://www.yankees.com Nick Swisher

    I am Nick Swisher.
    I am Cody Ross.
    I am Buster Posney.
    I am somebody.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Well, you should hope you’re Nick Swisher, b/c then you at least have a hot wife.

  • i don’t like jokes

    theres no way we’re losing tonight to that dirtbag team.

    i do still love how blanton hit ross with that pitch..hope hes feeling that this morning. yeah i’m bitter as fuck so i’m allowed to say that.

  • JohnMatrix

    i heard doc found a way to give a team negative hits

  • stickaforkin’em

    @chen – there’s a wagon? i’ve never ridden on a bandwagon…always been a fan. the name dates back to ’08 when i made the comment to one of my bud’s and it just kinda stuck. and i kinda like the ph- (obviously) but the ill drives me nuts.

  • Rube Amaro

    I should have stepped in and told Charilie to start Doc last night

  • MooseKnucles

    These mother fucking half ass vajayjay licking comments make my fucking dick hirt. Shut your pannsy assess up you debby downing mother fucking negative nacy pansy ass turdburgaling fucktards. If you have nothing postive to say about your beeloved team then shut your fucking mouth before i fuck it and cheer for them Yankmes. No one gives a shit that you feel the series is over. Go fuck your sister.

    @ 107 right on brauh. Your fucking comments made my mother fucking day. Word is born brauh!!!

  • LanceParrish

    We got this. 1 game at a time.

  • Pat “the walk” Burrell

    @107- yeah but that team had heart

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Phils Suck!

    Wait……you guys know that already. Let me come up with something different…..

  • chen

    @ 136, I don’t know the rules pertaining to a wagon, because like you I’ve never ridden one. And yes, at first the ILL didn’t seem so bad, even pretty creative. But now everyone and their f*cking mother is wearing that damn shirt, including that girl who got her tit grabbed on camera. Yes, it needs to cease and desist.

    @ 138 FTW with a BEAUTIFUL display of vulgarity!
    Dutch – “Right onnnn MooseKnuckles.”

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    @107…..one problem. This isnt’ hockey you cock sucking whore

  • Mike Schmidt

    you pansy asses should be ashamed of yourselves……that SF looks like a freakin beer drinking slow pitch softball team.

    Wake the fuck up you cunts!

  • Natalie

    This sucks. Last night’s loss was devastating. I don’t feel good about our chances. But to give up hope is totally fucking lame. I don’t stop watching when the Phils are down 5 in the 9th and I’m not going to stop now.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    138- sounds like a tool

  • JohnMatrix

    144- you mean like therehaving fun? phils used to look like that

  • Milt Thompson

    I’m still waiting for the phone to ring

  • i don’t like jokes

    espn said we still have a pulse so it must be true

    just please…for the love of everything good in this godamn world GIVE DOC RUN SUPPORT

  • JohnMatrix

    im surprised espn said that.

  • Sixto Lescano

    Remember HK—————High Hopes

  • Dutch Daulton

    Hey guys, relax. I just completed one of my time-transfer paraphase shifts and I saw the future. Phils in 7. You can all thank me later. Now, I’m off to the tanning salon to keep my healthy orange glow.

  • Raul Ibanez

    Ive learned my lesson, now please start me tonight Cholly. I promise to get atleast 2 hits off the long haired fag boy and Roy will pitch a gem tonight, this comes back to philly!!

  • mudflap

    PAGING DOCTOR HALLADAY, PAGING DOCTOR HALLADAY!

    Doctor, you’re wanted in San Fran to perform a lobotomy on the Giants team.

    I’m not totally worried yet, (because they’ve come from behind before) but I can guarantee that I will be a damn nervous wreck watching tonight’s game.

    mudflap<charter member of the I FUCKIN' HATE CODY ROSS CLUB

  • http://idontgiveaschmidt.com/ Jdashdog

    I’ll fuck that fat lady

  • Claude Giroux

    What if bandwagon fans jumped early?

  • PhilsPhan

    Chad Durbin is a fucking jerk off, way to let them back in the game Chad thanks alot Captain Douchebag

  • Anonymous

    No fat lady, aqui. She’s in Philly warming up for game 7. the Phills have always responded when their backs are against the wall this season. Weren’t they out of the playoffs in late July? They stormed the fucking castle (and had fun doing it). Los Gigantes are too raw to realize the situation they are in. They are gonna get caught expecting a win tonight, lose 2-1, to Halladay who will be out of his mind, and go to Philly starting think about things. Oswalt is gonna make a stopover on the way home and kill some shit to get fired up for Saturday. Game 2, NLDS for him led to Game 2 NLCS performance. Last night, will lead to wonderfullness in his next start. Cole will be fist pumping on Sunday like he is on Jersey Shore as CBP reduces Posey to tears and exposes the rest of the team as the retreads that they are.

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Comment 152 wins this thread.

    If the Phils win tonight (which they will) and squeeze out game 6, the series is theirs.

  • Rico Brogna

    Fuck high hopes…..beat the shit out of that long haired, pot smoking, yellow teeth, dirty finger nailed, scumbag!

  • Rico Brogna

    I wish Durbin was right in front of me, so I could punch him in his teeth

  • Sarge for President

    WAKE UP! You’re playing like PHIGHTIN PHAGGOTS!

  • Todd Pratt’s Tan

    beat that white trash freak tonight

  • Eric

    Thoughts – Manuel BADLY mismanaged this game.

    1 – Leaving Blanton in to face Huff in the 5th. I guess he wanted to get Blanton the win? You absolutely bring in Bastardo there. What the fuck are you saving him for? It allowed Huff to get an easy base hit and make it a 4-3 game. Every run is fucking important.

    2- Leaving Bastardo in to face Posey in the 7th. He let Posey get on base and THEN brought in Madson to get 5 outs. If you’re going to use Madson to get 5 outs anyway, bring him the fuck in earlier. That didn’t end up costing us a run, but what irresponsible managing.

    We have Halladay going today. You have to ASSUME he is going to go 8. If he only goes 5 or 6, we’re likely in some real trouble anyway. Burn your god damn bullpen last night meaningfully – don’t save guys and then have to scramble to fix shit later.

    Everybody, shut up about Durbin. The guy threw OK and just couldn’t get the pitch exactly where he needed it to. The biggest mistake he made was to Ross. He threw a backup slider, which is always unintentional. Unfortunately for us, the one time he actually accidentally throws it, it goes down and in to Ross. He wasn’t trying to do that. Grow up.

    Anywho folks, if we win tonight we ‘steal’ home field back. We’d have Oswalt and Hamels at home to win in 7. It’s not ideal, but it’s still how it’s supposed to work. Let’s go get a win tonight and take it from there.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggin

    Its baseball. The better team loses 40% of the time. Losing this series is not an indictment of the team.

  • Zeke

    B===D~~(._Y_.)

    Thats what it looks like when you type “Doc Hallday Game 5″ in Wingdings. Lets get fucking ready.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggin

    Is # 85 Fansince09 ?

  • Bill

  • i don’t like jokes

    how come charlie doesn’t use contreras more?

  • http://idontgiveaschmidt.com Adam Eaton

    #WHALEBOOB

  • Joe D

    I’m actually glad I’m really busy in work today so I can’t dwell on this loss. Absolutely painful. So many things went wrong. Wild pitches, giving up 2 out hits, leadoff walks, booted double play balls (1 that burned), poor fundamentals with a man on 2nd and no outs. It had it all. Let’s face it. This team does not deserve to win this series. That’s all there is to it. Question all the moves Charlie has made all you want. Last night they had a chance to push a run across in the 8th and failed. They also had the top of the order in the 9th and went down 1-2-3. You don’t get into the Oswalt situation if you go into the bottom of the 9th with the lead which they very well could have. And let’s get serious….they still aren’t hitting the ball….STILL. They had 1 big inning which was aided by Bochy’s bizarre early hook. And I’m pretty sure the Posey double is still in the air yet somehow Francisco still can’t catch up to it.

    I am really down on this team. They are playing their worst ball at the worst time. Very depressed today.

  • will.H

    we got ‘em right where we want ‘em

  • Ball girl

    They will prevail

  • Giants in 5

    Happy elimination day!!

    Fear the beard!!

    Phuck Philly!!

    The party is still going on in the Castro and will go on days after the Giants win tonight!

  • Nino Espinosa

    The MLB dooshes were on the field after the game last night going through the motions of how to present the NL Trophy to the Giants. Do not let this happen. Bring it back to Philly and rip their hearts out.
    The phils have rattled off 3 + wins several times this year, and all they have to do is get things rolling. No time like the present.

    If we do end up losing, go Texas. There is not much that is likeable on the SF team. They are all annoying. There is nothing charming about any of those shoe polish beards, skipping out of the batters box or panda bears.

  • Ray

    If Tug heard some of the things we’re all saying, he’d be incredibly disappointed.

    Ya gotta believe.

  • Greenman!

    I need some sushi and a visit to wine country to relieve some of my anxiety.

  • Jay grace

    getting punched in the mouth by a bunch of castoffs blows

  • Joe D

    Why is it that the Phillies are the team playing tight while this is their 3rd straight NLCS?

  • will.H

    got that right Ray, fuck everyone im whoopin

  • Franchise

    Hey mooseballs if im a cocksucking whore its because i spent so much time with your mom. And since this isnt hockey here’s a baseball stat for your faggot ass ask the 04 yankees you cock sucker

  • Eric

    178 – agreed.

  • game 5

    PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

  • Philiminator
  • Philiminator

    “We didn’t really lose,” starter Joe Blanton said. “We just ran out of innings.”

    NO Blanton, you ran into Buster Posey!

    Phillies suck

  • Crocks

    Holy shit, I just flipped a coin and it landed heads three times in a row!!

  • PhilsPhan

    Lets go Doc!!! This game scares me because Timmy the pot head isnt chopped liver and he is pitching at home. IF the phillies dont wake up it will be one long depressing flight home for the team. We need to start punching these guys in the mouth, Doc needs to be on his A game, Chase, Jimmy and Raul need to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!! and Ryan hasnt hit a homerun in over 50 at bats? WTF is that about? We have the best starting rotation in the playoffs we can win 3 straight, if we get it back to the Bank i have a feeling we will win this series

    LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!

  • Calm Down Philly

    You’re all starting to sound like the stereotype. Quit proving that hack journalist from San Fran right!!!!!

    Stop insulting each other’s sexual identities and try being a real fan! Or I will taze you…

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Waaaaaaaaaa… Cry Babies. Your little run is over. Giants Era begins tonight.

  • IA3

    I love how everything is a sign to you people. The last month of play was a sign that we will get to the WS. The last game was a sign that we can’t hit. Come on now, stop pretending to be Ms. Cleo, and get behind your team.

  • 2nd schtreet phan in SD

    Listen, Lupus, you didn’t come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can.

  • Crocks

    190 – what exactly do you mean “you people”?

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Classic, ESPN east coast bias, overhyped team. Big 3? All three lost in this series. NL West was the best division in baseball. Giants faced the best pitching in the league all year. Halladay? Oswalt? Hamels? No problem.

  • We suck

    we need a group hug on this board

  • You People

    I saw the sign… and it opened up my eyes.

  • Philiminator

    GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    and I’m dumber than an ant

  • Joe D

    Holy shit these Giants trolls are terrible. The Giants Era? Hahahahah that’s awesome. Yeah Cody Ross is a fucking cornerstone baby!

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    I haven’t been able to say a full sentence in 15 years

  • will.H

    i kinda laughed at “nl west best division in baseball.”

    These trolls are young.

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    I realize Contreras is better than Durbin…….but I’m a dumb SOB so I’m gonna put Durbin in anyway and take out Jose.

  • You People

    I seriously am entertained. It’s not even insulting. It’s so random. I’ll be back… making popcorn because this is so good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    One at a time, that’s all we need to worry about…

  • Harry Kalas

    once there was a silly old ant
    thought he’d move a rubber tree plant
    anyone knows that ants can’t
    move a rubber tree plant

    but he had high hopes…

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    @203….we tried that the last 2 games…..it didn’t work

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    Didn’t HK have high hopes in the WS last yr??

  • 2nd schtreet phan in SD

  • Roy Halladay

    Hey fellas, get me some damn run support out there and ill take care of the rest.

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    Fuck……..what’s my name again. I have to write it down and start leaving it in my wallet so I remember

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Durbin’s been one of our most reliable bullpen guys for years. The problem is that we went into a game today where we’ve only used 3 bullpen guys all postseason so Durbin is out there rusty, as is Bastardo, Romero, etc. It’s the one downside of the H20 rotation, every starter pretty much has to go 7.

  • My Name Is Charlie Manuel

    someone told me we were supposed to win……….and I believed him

  • You People

    I agree about Durbin. Poor feller. He needs a haircut though…

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Hey philly phags! How’s it going? bwwwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha

  • Philiminator

    Cody Ross: .346, four homers, seven RBIs in the playoffs.

    Philadelphia: .216 with two homers and has struck out 40 times in the series

    Cody Ross is Boss

  • Dwight Schrute

    Hey Charlie, I’ve got some advice for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVsDIv98TA&feature=related

    Try to follow it during the remainder of the series, assuming you get bast Lincecum tonight.

  • Phan Stuck in nyc

    will.H, Chuck & Greenman – I’m on the bandwagon, been on that wagon since I was small. I won’t say I’m not completely pissed off about that game last night, some of the plays, some of the calls, or that I didn’t lose my voice yelling. But I’m here and always will be.

    D3 – Your #108 post is great. You’re the best. Btw, HELP! I’m suffering shots from a few f*cktard Mets fans. Okay, they can’t hit, but shouldn’t they be at ShitiField applying for the manager position or maybe a fielding position?

    The NLWest the best? The Giants were put down by the Padres until the end of the season when the Padres imploded, allowing the Giants to “win” the division. I’m sure you’re proud. The Braves were injured and easily beaten. The Phillies are still playing injured and clearly aren’t themselves either.

    Should the Giants somehow make it past the Phillies, they will not win the WS b/c both the Rangers and the Yankees are better teams. Enjoy your chance while you have it. Won’t happen again.

  • Joe D

    Guys I’ll be right back….I’m busy working on Cody Ross’ plaque for the HOF since apparently that’s where he is headed. According to Giants fans.

  • You People

    I’m gonna bast Lincecum tonight. Bast him good.

  • Joe D

    @phan stuck in nyc…I appreciate your bravado but this Phillies team is not still injured….maybe mentally but not physically. J-Roll is the only one hampered by a physical thing but really that hamstring is not making him pop up to 3rd and boot routine DP balls.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Proto_Man Captain Awesome

    I have to say, I’m impressed with the optimism by most of you guys.

  • JohnMatrix

    it would be a little less painful if we saw some positive quotes from the team. has anyone seen anything from them?

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    This is what you guys are coming back with? Really? Oh wait I forgot, after the playoffs you have to go back to your shitty lives in that shitty city. Losers. Keep hoping for a Super Bowl.

  • Joe D

    What really hurt about last night was that after Ruiz gunned down Torres I was strutting around my house like “Yeah fuckers, we’re back!” and then the rest of the game happened.

  • Joe D

    Do they even have Giants blogs?

  • Philiminator

    Oh now your making excuses about how the phillies are injured and aren’t playing themselves…they are playing like that because all the hype that ESPN put on this team isn’t coming true and the giants have already ripped the heart out of their chests…dynasty? fuck that

    phillies suck

  • You People

    I believe the positive quote was: “Halladay is pitching.”

  • You People

    Lol.. “Philiminator” it sounds like a porn version of a movie staring some pumped-up loser who is running a crappy, bankrupt state. But that’s probably not the case, now is it?

  • Howard Eskin’s Kneepads

    Over???

    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

  • Moose

    the reason I’m down. I watched Harry sing high hopes, and asked him to let us win this game. You all know we lost. So I’m sad Harry let me down

  • PHLinPDX

    “MooseKnucles says:
    October 21, 2010 at 9:24 am

    These mother fucking half ass vajayjay licking comments make my fucking dick hirt. Shut your pannsy assess up you debby downing mother fucking negative nacy pansy ass turdburgaling fucktards. If you have nothing postive to say about your beeloved team then shut your fucking mouth before i fuck it and cheer for them Yankmes. No one gives a shit that you feel the series is over. Go fuck your sister.

    @ 107 right on brauh. Your fucking comments made my mother fucking day. Word is born brauh!!!”

    This is the lamest pussy shit i’ve ever heard. You can love a team, and still criticize and talk about what they are doing, that’s part of what makes sports fun. If you think sports is only for being a blind following cheerleader then i guess you should be fitted for your skirt and pom poms now.

  • MooseKnuclkes

    Mooseballs, suck on my normal sized balls you elephantitis one nut fucktard.

  • tonrey

    buckle up boys, it’s only gonna get funner

  • Philiminator

    “you” Your pussy smells worse than a rotten cheesesteak with extra onions…

    We might have a fucked up state but our baseball team is better than yours.

    Phillies suck

  • Greenman!

    lmao giants era, yes we are looking at a dynasty made up of pablo sandoval, cody ross and aaron rowand. I’m afraid not everyone in the playoff will be dumb enough to throw inside fast balls to that shit head cody. what a stupid name too.

    anyways, if Doc can win tonight (which I do believe he will have something to prove tonight, I’m so fucking tired of idiots calling Lincecum better), then Royo vs sanchez again and then game 7 is anyone’s. We hit sanchez last time and the bats showed some life at least last night.

  • MooseKnuclkes

    PHLinPDX, please remopve your gay fathers surguciually removed cock from your mouth before you talk. So your pussy ass idea of critcizing your “favorite” team is by saying “the fat lady sang in game one” Why the fuck are you even watching the game then if you know its over you dumbass? You watch it because there is a chance they will come back. there is a difference between criticizing and jumping off the bandwagon because of a couple of losses. Go back to giving rimjobs to mooseballs you twink.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    I’m wearing a brauh.

  • Two-bite

    I hope it gets funner before it gets depressing. Halladay must come up huge today. I am usually one of the more optimistic people, but I don’t know if we can pull this off. Doc, we’ve been blessed to be able to watch you this year. Do it one more time! Bring it back to Philly and who knows what can happen!

  • Philiminator

    Thorry for raging earlier guys, it’s my time of the month again……

    ….and I’m sad because I sucked Cody Ross’ chode last night but he didn’t splurge.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    I heard Cody Ross’s chode just hit a jack off Halladay.

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    I’m feeling good about tonight

    :insert Black Eyes Peas cliche here:

  • will.H

    i can easily unhook a brauh

  • Joe D

    Giants Era! Move over Lou Gehrig! Here comes Aubrey Huff!

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Giants Era! Move over Babe Ruth! Here comes Edgar Renteria!

  • will.H

    Giants Era! Move over Ahmadinejad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    Ah, but what about the front-hook brauhs? They seem to get everybody.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Hey Phillies fans, stop thinking your team is the Yankees – they’re not. You guys can talk shit about Ross and Huff all you want, but you guys are getting Butt raped by them like a Pat the Bat used to butt rape twinks in Philly circa 2004.

    Why dont you degenerates give up and go back to fist pumping your moms on the jersey shore.

  • Bill

    We just need an inspirational rally video

  • http://www.isuckdick.com Phils Suck

    Hey guys, the Giants r raping u like how Pat Burrell butt fucked me after the Giants one the division.

    Why don’t u pussy ass faggits go choke on cheesesteaks and boo Santa LOLOLOL

  • PHLinPDX

    I watch the game because i love the game, and i love the team, i love the players, i love the town and i want good things to happen, i hope good things happen.
    That doesn’t mean i’m blind to the fact that these guys who’ve we’ve all watched day in and day out just don’t have it left in the tank. They don’t have the same confident look on their faces when they take the mound, step up to the plate. They don’t have the same bounce in their, step, their swings look even shittier than before and they are making bone headed mistakes. So by your definition i’m not allowed to talk about those things? I’m not allowed to have my own commentary in my own way? Criticizing is not “jumping off the bandwagon” You have to jump on one in order to jump off brother. I was born into this town and our teams, so there’s no hopping onto shit here.
    You don’t own the Phillies, you don’t make the rules on fandom. You sound like a tea party oxymoronic shitbag with your ass backwards “You can’t say/do _________, I LOVE FREEDOM”.

    I am totally cool with you being a little frilly cheerleader and i celebrate your right to wait patiently at the glory hole in woodies bathroom. I’d even be the best man at your impending marriage with FanSince09. But don’t even try to tell me i’m not a fan because i criticize. I’m starting to think you’ve never set foot in our town with that blind faith baby-brained attitude.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Pat the Bat is a good raper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    Isuckdick.com – Where All the Cool Moms Go!

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    That’s the spirit Bill!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also: HATERS GONNA HATE

  • Philiminator

    Phillies suck!

  • Philiminator

    OMG GUUYS PHILS SUCK< BUT NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS I SUCK CODY ROSS"S HALF INCH CHODE

  • Pablo

    I own you……..effin phaggots

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Philiminators gonna Philiminator

  • Philiminator

    G

  • Philiminator

    cody ross’s chode is killing you…imagine if he had a real big dick…you might have to go buy another cy young award winner for ESPN to hype up and see fail again

  • will.H

    the infamous front hooks. makes ya feel all dumb

  • Braves2011WSchamps

    Wow…..all of that and a whole round further than the Braves. Congrats…

  • Philiminator

    hey why don’t you have heyward come present the rookie of the year trophy to Posey..braves suck too

  • will.H

    i remember when bobby beat his wife and braves fans cheered

  • will.H

    braves fan, you know who i cheer for.. General Sherman to come back and burn down the laziest sports town in America.

  • Dwight Schrute

    Wow…the number of trolls in here today in mind boggling. WTF?

    Phils in 7 and Cole does epic fist pumps in his complete game shut out! Wooo hooo!!

  • Philiminator

    Dwight, Cody ross’s chode says you are a dumb fuck

  • Philiminator

    Lincecum Fuck YEA!

  • Greenman!

    Giants Era! Move over Johnny Bench! Here comes Buster Posey!

  • Philly fan for life

    hey guys inspirational video!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Braves fans? They have those?

  • JT

    Did you guys know no team in this history of baseball has ever won 3 games in a row????

    Fuck you Giants fucktards and your gayass middle school level of writing reporters that probably still suck Bonds’ cock and have nothing better to write about besides trashing the phillies cause your team sucks so much pinto dick and has the best luck I’ve ever seen while shaving their pubic hairs and attaching them to their face since we all know a beard isn’t that black while you have a fucking emo faggot mohawk and your taliban looking sidekick and you all know there is no fucking way Halladay loses tonight and it’s only a matter of several hours until the sleeping giant of a ballclub known as the Phillies start destroying baseballs and sink your little gayass sailboats in your piece of shit bay full of rainbow loving and bunny rabbit cuddling fucking homos which don’t know a damn thing about baseball so I’m not gonna feel bad when I’m trolling your fuckin forums on Sunday and listing every reason why we’re better and lincecum will never even be close to another cy motherfucking young while himself and all you faggot fans suck my dick as I smack you in the face with a motherfucking freezepop.

    Phillies will conquer. Halladay. Oswalt. Hamels. You couldn’t even dream of a better setup. Just fucking put the bat on the ball and run you fuckers.

  • I’m a huge fan of Black tights on Chicks

    Just get it back to philly Doc

  • Philiminator

    Philly fans are just hyped up bitches….just like your team

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Hey JT,

    Why dont you back to working on a loading dock and beating your kids, with your fuckn 8th grade education in your shitty fuckn city with gay ass teams.

  • Philiminator

    Halladay. Oswalt. Hamels = 0-3

    Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez = 2-1

    keep putting faith in your ESPN reports of the “great 3″

    Black beards motherfuckers…like the fucking pirates sneaking up on your pussy ship and sinking it.

    Fuck philly

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    This Phillies team is on the decline. Youre about to be the 2009 Cubs.

    Go suck a dick.

  • Greenman!

    Giants Era! Move over Mariano Rivera! Here comes Brian Wilson!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Uribe is about to kill Halladay like he killed 2 dudes in a Dominican bar.

  • Philiminator

    uribe will choke out halladay with jason worths raghead

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    This just in, Sal Palentonio is reporting that Philly is still a fuckn dump with a bunch of fat blue color losers.

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Trolls of Phillies websites: Trolling them webpages with that 4th grade edumucation since 1883

    HATERS GONNA HATE

    PHILS IN 7

    SUCK MY DICK GIANTS FANS

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Giants era! Move over Matt Garza! Here comes Sergio Romo!

  • Phil Connors

    What blizzard? It’s a couple of flakes. I make the weather! All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona!

  • JT

    Go fuck a panda bear you SF shitty faggots.

  • Philiminator

    GO fuck the smelly cheesesteak pussy your wife has

  • PhilsPhan

    Why the fuck are we down 3-1 to a fucking long haired pussy, two taliban members, a fucking fat fucking panda and a guy named Buster These guys are Jokes, if we lose tonight this will go in EPIC FAIL categorie

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Good one JT, you fuckn degenerate. Go pack away your gay baby blue phillies shirt and floppy ripped up hat, seasons over. Have a shitty winter, loser.

  • Deej

    Im surprised Giants fans can even type, what, with those limp wrists and all.

  • Philiminator

    Im surprised how big of pussies the philly fan base is

  • Deej

    How many rings do the Giants have in their time in SF?

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    It’s funny how these trolls actually think we give a shit about what they’re posting. Just wasting their own precious time that they’d rather be blowing Bruce Bochy with

  • Ned Ryerson

    Phil? Phil Connors is that you? Remember me? Ned Ryerson! “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Wow ive never heard that before. Fucktard. F

  • Philiminator

    you know you fucking care elevator. you are supposed to be a “dynasty” now your just a fucking chump

  • JT

    Stop re-reading my post you fucktard.

  • Deej

    lol the only parade your fag infested city has ever seen has rainbows

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    This pretty much sums up how much I care about all of these trollers:

  • game 5

    giants era lol…i think it was their time to shine when they had that juice meat head who got them 0 world series wins and destroyed baseball for a decade and a half. just give that cody with the toddler name a good pitcher and the Ks start coming. also, i’d like to request a drug test for that dirtbag homeless person pitcher of theirs…i’m pretty sure it’ll come up positive for THC. also…their bullpen looks like terrorists. and on a final note..brian wilson looks like he worships the devil so i think we should start sweeney to show him the Jesus way of whasup.

    PHILLIES IN 7

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    STEROIDS FUCKN RULE!!!!!! Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Fuckn Pussys!

  • JT

    Hahaha what a fucking idiot.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Speaking of gays, how gay is Cole Hammel. Hes probably getting bossed up out here as we speak.

  • JT

    lol @ Cole Hammel.

    Have you ever watched baseball prior to this week? Oh no, I forgot, the only reason the Giants are in the playoffs are cause the Padres lost 10 fucking games in a row in Sept.

  • chen

    Jebus Chryst what has become of our precious bolg?

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Who is Cole Hammel?

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    At least the gay padres put up a fight, you guys are laying over and letting us sit on your faces.

  • Philiminator

    This is what I think of you fuckin over hyped little bitches

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAR_zEvT7dM

    Giants in 5…YOu are getting knocked out harder than DeSean jackson

    yes we are fucking terroist…we are here to terrorize your fucking “dynasty” for the enxt 10 years motherfuckers..

    Giants fucking Era….striking out Ryan Howard every fucking at bat…

  • Philiminator

    oh yea Pablo Sandoval can eat more that Andy Reid

  • Philiminator

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit butt fucking!!!!!!!

  • SharkTits

    Giants Era! Move over Joe Torre! Here comes Bruce Bochy!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Giants Era ! Mover over Jesus! Here comes Cody Ross!

  • Philiminator

    http://www.phillypride.org/

    All you fags fuck eachother with philly cheesesteaks

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    I guess you pussys are giving up huh?

  • http://www.csnphilly.com/pages/landing_v3?blockID=291482 The Elevator Tower at the Vet that withstood the Vet Implosion for ten or so seconds and then proceeded to fall over

    Giants era! Move over City that Never Sleeps! Here comes the Gay pricks from the bay!

  • Philiminator

    here come the national league terrorists

  • JT

    Haha I swear you guys are so fucking stupid.

    http://www.sfpride.org

    All you fags fuck each other with fists.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Lock up your children, lock up your husbands we rapin everybody!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    JT, I’m gonna fuck you with my fist. Bend over.

  • JT

    Ya, you’d like that wouldn’t you?

  • Philiminator

    original JT.

    you overhyped fans with no heart and your depressing city with a shitty baseball team

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    Phillies fans love to act like they’re a bunch of bad asses from South Philly. People from South Philly aren’t at games they’re smokin meth and stealing from their mothers. Phillies fans are a bunch of Pennsylvannia suburbanites who wear floppy phillies hats that look like they were issued by Abercrombie and Bitch. You guys probablyy have on gay ass aviator glasses with skinny jeans and sandals right now. Ya we got faggots but they stay on their side of town. Come to the Bleachers in Frisco and start calling people faggots. I bet a lot of money you suburban pussies even have some friends that moved out here after they graduated from some gay ass east coast college, and I would bet even more money that those homos that moved out here could tell you suburban faggots about how some Locals beat the shit out of them while they were living here. You pussies fool Joe Buck, thats about it.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    I’ll lube you up with some Cheeze wiz, you fuckn ditch digger

  • SharkTits

    Giants Era! Move over Steve Bartman! Here comes Kung Fu Panda fans!!

  • Philiminator

    you like ATMs with cheesesteaks and roy halladay likes getting fucked with cody ross’s chode

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Go play a faggy sport like Lacrosse you pussies.

  • Danny Tanner

    Come on guys knock it off with the language, you’re making us look bad.

  • chen

    319 my mother’s from south philly you fucking cunt.

  • Philiminator

    sorry Danny, Phillies still suck though

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Chen,
    Yeah but youre from some shitty suburb in New Jersey

  • Philiminator

    chen must live in the suburbs then

  • PhilsPhan

    Giants era!! Move over U2 here come Huey Lewis on the News………….Fucking Joke

  • Billig

    It’s that time of year again. Fuck Cali.

    m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=75EhQV3kO30

    Bob – Fuck Cali

  • chen

    upper darby, id like to see you fucking live there.

  • Philiminator

    Giants Era!! move over, oh wait we dont have artist in that depressing city to make fun of…fucking joke

  • SharkTits

    I helped Mike Vick kill Shadow from Homeward Bound.

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    Chen
    Ya but your probably from the suburbs
    and you uncle probably steals from your grandmother

  • Philiminator

    upper fucking darby….u must wear the powder blue philly shirts…FAG

  • what can brown do for you?

    JT- you’re the fucking man. Let’s go out on a date.

  • Dutch Daulton

    Hey San Fran F(ags)(ans)…If you do beat us, best of luck on another baseball championship…Oh wait…You have none? And I’ll be damned if your closer isn’t Steve Carell from his role in Little Miss Sunshine. http://flicksided.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/03-sunshine.jpg

  • PhilsPhan

    Fuck your fag infested city with your crooked streets and pot smoking hippies, Fuck the Tanners and fuck Rice a roni And fuck Juan Uribe with his thin ass mutton chops

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Jesus you guys fuckn suck at talking shit. Just fuckn boo.

  • Philiminator

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Philiminator

    RIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    just fucking won the game…fuck offf

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    I’d rather have AIDS than live in philadelphia.

  • Philiminator

    fuck RYan howard with is donkey nose

  • PhilsPhan

    You probably do have AIDS i mean you do live around a city of fags

  • Dutch Daulton

    You SF fans wish you had half the talent our team has. Keep riding that magic rainbow bus you’ve been riding.

  • SharkTits

    actually if you anything besides sushi and wine country, you’d know that Frankie Avalon, The Roots and Bon Jovie all hail from Philly

  • Philiminator

    yes I have AIDs….so does Brian Wilson….why do you think he strikes your shitty hitter out all he time?

  • JT

    Hey I’m from San Fran!! I love Tommy Lipsicumin, hes way better then Cole Hammel. I know everything about baseball. SF got a team in 2010 and their the best.

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Bon Jovi fuckn sucks,,, I hope he gets AIDs

  • Philiminator

    shark tits….

    those people were awesome around 1980….its fucking 2010 u fucking retard

  • Philiminator

    OVERHYPED

  • SharkTits

    and whens huey lewis from? Are you saying you are proud of Zoey douchanal?

  • Philiminator

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • Philiminator

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Philiminator

    If you want 80s bands have you ever heard of Journey? Journey gave bon jovi aids

  • SharkTits

    also I wasn’t aware Frankie Avalon was a star in the 80s

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    If I got shell shocked by a team the way you guys did I’d be trying to change the subject to something gay like Bon Jovi also

  • Fuck SF

    This is what I think of these fags

  • SharkTits

    so what are your thoughts on the stock market. Go.

  • Philiminator

    fuck Philly

    TIm lincecum Fuck yea!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    Your Dads are fags.

  • Philiminator

    I have Apple stock and its fucking 300 dollars a share…trending up….not like the shit phillies

  • SharkTits

    I respect your opinion Philiminator but I respectfully disagree, the efficient market hypothesis is the fact that most investors tend to purchase growth stocks instead of stocks trading under their value.

  • Philiminator

    GIants: Growth stock

    Phillies: Trading under value

  • Crocks

    Lacrosse always seemed like an ok sport and I have no problem with gay people.

    Now to get back on track, the Phils still have a decent shot at winning this series. Whatever stats people wanna bring up about teams coming back from deficits like this may be accurate; but it’s also true that our team has more in common with the teams that overcome such deficits than the ones that don’t. We’ve still got our best 3 pitchers left with 2 possible home games.
    I think this game tonight will likely be the toughest one for us to win but guess what- we got the 2010 NL Cy Young winner on the mound!

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    You guys remind me of my friends pussy dad whos a Phils fan.

  • Philiminator

    Hey Crock, we also have the best roation in baseball on the hill not an ESPN overhyped pitchign staff

  • http://philssuckballs.com Phils Suck

    I’d rather give my Son AIDs than hand him a lacrosse stick.

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    too bad your facing the pitcher who has the last 2 Cy Youngs

  • SharkTits

    pfffft Adam Wainwright should have had it last year, far better pitcher

  • JT

    You’ve probably already given your son aids you old fuck, poor kid never had a chance.

    Crocks, I agree. Just have to win tonight and get back home.

  • Philiminator

    plus your coach is cynial and think himself outta a paper bag… but hey you pitching is “good”

  • Philiminator
  • Philiminator

    You SUCK

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Surprised it took this long for the comments to degrade into blatant homophobia.

    Back to baseball, maybe?

  • Philiminator

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

  • SharkTits

    I’m thinking perfect game for Roy tonight. Discuss.

  • Philiminator

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Philiminator

    GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Philiminator

  • Philiminator

  • Crocks

    369 – yes too bad. But we’ve also got a Giants fan shouting URIBE in our face as if that’s a concern for us so that’s pretty cool

  • SharkTits

    Juan Uribe is batting .248 with an obp .310 .and 92 strike outs, I do think that helps Roy’s chances for a perfect game. Good point @378

  • Philiminator

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • Philiminator

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • Philiminator

    Phillies SUCK, GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • Dwight Schrute

    @386 and all of your other posts…obviously, you have a lot of time on your hands. Why don’t you go and do something useful.

    FUCK THE GIANTS, GO PHILS!

  • Dutch Daulton

    Your closer totally looks like Steve Carell from Little Miss Sunshine.

  • Coal Hummels

    @381

    That is THE Queerest fucking pile of llama shit I have ever seen….really

    Fuckin gay

  • Greenman!

    Seriously this is getting past trolling and just spamming at this point, meech/chris/whoever help?

  • Cho Cho Chooch Train

    1996 Atlanta Braves, down 1-3, won NLCS 4-3 over St. Louis.

    2003 Florida Marlins, down 1-3, won NLCS 4-3 over Chicago.

    Every 7 years an NL East team comes back from down 1-3. PHAITH!

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    Your closer looks like . . .. . Wait whos your closer again

  • Chuck

    Philiminator–

    Really original.

    You stael that monicker from that sign in the stands we all saw last night?

  • 2nd schtreet phan in SD

    386. I saw that name on a sign last night during the game. You’re an original. I remember seeing a Fear the Beard T shirt circa maybe April regarding Werth’s beard. Again, original. Hurry up and get all of your cursing out before your parents get home from work and you have to set the table and do your homework. Also, thanks for the kind words about South Philly. I’d rather be from there eating cheesesteaks than anywhere else in the world.

  • 2nd schtreet phan in SD

    It sounds to me like the trolls doth protest too much. Maybe a little nervous?

  • i don’t like jokes

    holyyyy hell are they letting the mentally ill use the computers at the public libraries in san fran??

    docs ready to wreck havoc tonight boys. our bats have started waking up from their slumber & are prepared for battle

  • Deej

    Our closer has a ring lol, how many does yours have? Or is he too busy crossing his arms and pointing to the sky?

  • Greenman!

    Brad Lidge, you know the dude with the perfect season and post season? when did Brian wilson ever do that

  • Brian Wilson

    DEGENERATION X! X-PAC! LOLZ!!!!

  • Brian Wilson

    The secret to my beard….Freddie “Dirty” Sanchez.

  • Tim Lincicum

    Hey man, mellow out. Like, totally just…..just….wha? I totally just forgot what I was saying…heh. I’m gonna go grab my cy young trophy that I hollowed out to turn into a bong…hold on one second…okay, I’m cool brah. But yeah, like, everybody mellow out, man.

  • The homos SF Has are From Philly

    wait is it not cool to smoke weed in Feliciadelphia?

  • Maera

    The Giants era stuff made my afternoon. That teams is so LOLable.

  • http://www.yankees.com Nick Swisher

    Giants in 5.

    Tonight, a new era begins.

    clowns.

  • Joe D

    These trolls are sad. And we are the ones with the inferiority complex? Right.

  • I’ll puke on you if you tase me!

    Giants era begins tonight? Are you serious? An era with Cody Ross as a cornerstone? Seriously? This is called getting lucky. Giants are up on a cold hitting team. We started to warm up last night. it continues tonight and Halladay shuts your asses down. It comes back to Philly and an ENERGIZED crowd and an ENERGIZED power hitting squad puts away Sanchez (just like game 2). Sunday night game 7 is a toss up. However, Phils have always come through with their backs against the wall. How many times this year did fans say “They’e done!” and every time the FIGHTINS battle back. This series is a microcosim of our entire season. A hot streak at the plate and solid pitching will carry us to game 7. Hamels will carry us to the World Series. Get ready, Bay Area. The Philly earthquake is about to hit. This will be EPIC.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    I scrolled down without reading anything specifically and whizzed by “cheesesteak pussy” at least 168 times. These people are either high school drop outs or 15-year-olds. I’m going to go with 15-year-old high school drop outs.

    Although it’s incredibly tempting to fire back at such witty banter (Phils Suck: “The Phils suck!”), for the love of everything sacred, just ignore them.

    Now, with my PSA out of the way…Doc, please murder the shit out of the Giants, especially that Cody Ross fella. Please please please. And thank you.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Lidge is gonna blow this game, isn’t he?

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