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haha, bootleg doesnt equal smart. id pay 50 bucks for an old school howerd jersey
I totally need a Jason Worth jersey.
I’ll bust out my 63 Madsen.
It is misspelled, but not the way you think. There should be an extra S on the end. Because no one wants to be without their ham.
I saw an Abraeu jersey on ebay
That jersey is retarded. I wonder if the twat-waffle even knows it’s spelled wrong.
Haha…yeah, I’ve seen loads of misspelled Abreu jerseys over the years. It’s usually Abrue, though.
And Carson, of course he knows. His sports-dumb woman surely bought it for him…and what’s he going to do, not wear it when he goes to the game with her? Twat-waffles do NOT cross their ladies.
How do you guys know that’s not his real last name? Just a personalized jersey?
@Your Boy – There are rules that govern ballpark behavior among men. Chief among them are that you don’t bring a glove to a game if you’re old enough to drive, and you NEVER wear a jersey with your own name on it. Unless of course, you happen to be Mike Schmidt. Then you can wear whatever you want.
bwahahahah*twat-waffle*hahahahahaha
“Hamles,” if I recall correctly, was a play written by William Shakespeard.
Since Your Boy is defending that guy in the picture it must be him in the picture
The #1 rule about buying a jersey is to never ever get your own name put on the back.
That’s just wrong.
-KK
This is still slightly better than the dude who wore a Duckworth jersey to games for a good three or four years.
Wow, my Red Sox friend told me to get ready for the influx of uneducated newbie fans and pink hats…
screw the jersey, I want to know where I can buy me one of those hats with the brim on the back!
Saw a guy the other night in a Phils Wagner Jersey with white masking tape over Wagner’s name, and he wrote Wagner who? on the tape.
The best is still seeing grown men in Abreu, Thome, Wagner, Hell even Lieberthal shirts. Its been years, your team just won the world series, get a new damn shirt! it doesn’t need to be an authentic 200 dollar jersey, just a tshirt. Its like a dude wearing an Irving Fryer jersey.
The only reason a man older than 11 should have his own named jersey is if his brother is on the roster.
Jeez, enough with the yak-yak about own-name jerseys. Watch the game and shut the hell up about fashion faux pas. If you care that much about what people are wearing, read the fashion magazines, not SI.
SCATHING commentary from jerseyfoul.
lol @ reading SI
I’m thinking jerseyfoul has a closet full of self named jerseys.
jerseyfoul, what game is on?
what about a jersey with a nickname? now i’d never get one (just ’cause it seems like a stupid idea) but i’ve seen Hollywood (hamels) and on the off-color side on things, a wife beater with myers written on the back.
How about “Top” on the back of a David Wright jersey, and “Bottom” on the back of a Jose Reyes jersey.
CarlosBeltransexual: I give props to the guy wearing the Duckworth jersey. That shows that a) he isn’t a twat-waffle; b) He isn’t a new, uneducated fan wearing a pink hat; and c) He was suffering with the rest of us during the Joe Roa/Robert Person/Brandon Duckworth Phillies of ’02.
The girl in the front row was like “fuck it, i’m not wearing a shirt to the game.”
My all-time favorite was an authentic lindros jersey with a new stitch pad over his name plate that read “CryBaby”
I think it’s clear that Jersey foul has, at minimum, three different jerseys, all with his name on the back….and possibly one with his full name.
I half expected it to say “Hamel” b/c all those bandwagon ans cant seem to figure out that its Hamels.
And I would pay a cool hundo for a #20 “Schidt” Jersey!
HAHAHH EPIC FAIL
I’m kinda dyslexic, so for a minute I didn’t see the problem.. lol. But I gotta agree with Amanda, FAIL!
This is a classic case when good commenters make a funny blog post even funnier. Good job, people. Youze make me laugh. “Schidt.”
Tartan69, I don’t want to ever come on this blog again and read some bullshit about the Red Sox. Go to ESPN.com.
PS. Sweet outfield assist by Ibanez tonight…
I once got a lapdance from a girl who had the word “posion” tattooed across her tit. Poor thing. I’m sure she still hasn’t caught on.
john i knew a guy who tatooed his name TOM on his arm in the mirror.
“MOT”
It’s not obvious to you people that photograph was doctored? There just happened to be nobody sitting in the two rows behind the guy for the camera to get a good shot. Then you can see by the size of the lettering that the E was and L and the L was an E.
Jay Man, maybe a bit to CSI for me. If its photoshop, its a great job. Its probably not as obvious as you think. as for no one sitting in the rows.. it just so happens fans show up at different times. it looks like the game hasnt started yet–see the gentlemen in the first row chattin it up. The M could also be a W, so in reality the tricky photoshopper probably ran across a Hawels jersey.
@Gigi – I don’t think you understood my post. Please re-read.
Wow, I think Jay Man is right. It does look doctored…
As for wearing old jerseys, I have a Jerry Stackhouse, Rod Brind’Amour and Ricky Watters to choose from on any given day. Not to mention my Scott Rolen t-shirt.
I’m heading over to get my Matt Stares shirt right now…