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Aug
13
2009
When was the last time you saw the Phifer sloppy?
Posted by meech.one at 1:45 pm ET 45 Comments

Hopefully, he’s on point again today.

In about a half-hour from now, the Phillies will go for the series sweep against the Cubs at Wrigley, and our recently acquired hope, Clifton Phifer Lee, looks to improve his record to 3-0 as a Phillie. Ibanez gets a day off after going picking up his first homer of August last night, and Paul Bako will once again handle the catching duties for Mr. Lee.

If you need a reference for the headline and accompanying pic, I feel bad for you, but I still put it after the jump.

Top notch baby, never coming less. Sky’s the limit, you got’sta believe up in Cliff.

(Beautiful Tribe-inspired Cliff Lee image courtesy of the man who brought you the 2009 Guide to Phillies Facial Hair.)

ANNOUNCEMENT: If you notice a lack of material from me over the next… oh, I dunno… six months-or-so, it’s not because I don’t love you guys, but I just love Madden 10 more. I can’t stop thinking about it. Since Saturday, me & my advanced copy have been online perfecting our play book and I should be clicking like Dorothy’s heels by the time the rest of you lame-o’s get the game tomorrow. If you need me, I’ll most likely be online for PS3 playing it.

I would apologize, but I’m really not that sorry.

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45 Responses to “When was the last time you saw the Phifer sloppy?”

  1. D. Whitmore says:

    you and your madden 10 can suck on one. ill still be running the qb bootleg with qbeagles in tecmo superbowl.

  2. Crane Kick says:

    Comin with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees. F them.

  3. Wawa says:

    And I’ll be working on taking the Temple Owls to the BCS in NCAA 10.

  4. Jdashdog says:

    Classic. But did anyone have the misfortune of hearing Phife Dogg’s solo album? Back in 2000 I threw that out my car window when I needed to make more room in my CD visor. Dont’ worry though, I no longer use a CD visor.

    Phifer gets win #3 today. I hope our Fightin’s pummel this glove-twisting-whatever-he-does-homo Dempster.

  5. njpanick says:

    Back in 2009 I simply slid into place/
    world effin champs all up in ya face/
    A lot of Mets was bustin rhymes but they had no taste/
    some said Werth was wack, but now is that the case?

  6. D. Whitmore says:

    “What a character Dempster is! Between all that glove twitching and the Harry Carey impressions how does that guy find time to pitch!? This guy used to close games too. Who does he think he is?Dennis Eckersley?!!!! WHAT A CHARACTER!

  7. D. Whitmore says:

    /wheeler’d

  8. njpanick says:

    Also, that pic needs to put put on a shirt/mug/onesie immediately. Shit, I might even get it airbrushed onto the hood of my car.

  9. astcter says:

    I’m at work so I cant watch the game, but I would bet on Wheeler already calling Dempster “a beauty”.

  10. ill says:

    That looks like a muppet with a baseball cap on.

  11. Gonzo says:

    Wheeler just flipped his wig when Soriano bunted foul with 2 on and no out.

  12. Swift says:

    Definitely looking forward to Madden 10 as well.

  13. Joey Wade says:

    the book “things white people like” put ATCQ’s “midnight marauders” as white people’s favorite rap album ever… so it would make sense that cliff would approve.

  14. gm-carson says:

    love me some tribe called quest. hells yes!

  15. gm-carson says:

    By the way, I’m requesting a joint Pedro Martinez/Steve Jeltz jheri curl shirt. I’ll gladly take a freebie for the idea.

  16. Chris says:

    D. Whitmore hands down does the best Wheeler.

    D. you should start a blog and just do posts about anything not involving baseball talking as Wheels.

  17. Gonzo says:

    Big Brown delivers a 3 run shot!!!

  18. meech.one says:

    @Chris: I agree. It’s like…. YOU ARE WHEELS!

  19. ill says:

    Pete Happy, the only Phillie without a tshirt in Birdland.

  20. elberto (aka dlhunter) says:

    @Jerry34

    I couldn’t agree with you more.

  21. Drew says:

    Genius.

    “Now here’s a funky introduction of how nice i am.
    Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.
    I’m like an energizer ’cause, you see, i last long.
    My crew is never ever wack because we stand strong.
    Now if you say my style is wack that’s where you’re dead wrong.
    I slayed that body in citi-field then push it along.

    You’d be a fool to reply that phife is not the man
    ’cause you know and i know that you know who i am.”

  22. D. Whitmore says:

    howard steal!

  23. Gonzo says:

    Big Brown with a stolen base! He came barrelling in and almost shattered the second baseman into pieces.

  24. Gonzo says:

    And that stolen base leads to a run after a “Wrigley bounce” single.

  25. ill says:

    Chasin Rickey.

  26. Frank Rizzo says:

    that pic is spectacular.

  27. Fran says:

    I’m picking up my Madden 10 tonight at midnight. Any xbox 360 users on here?

  28. me says:

    you on point phife?

    serious-lee.

  29. BigMiles says:

    Ok I just thought of a great idea for a t-shirt….

    How about instead of Robin Hood who robs from the rich and gives to the poor you have….

    RUBEN HOOD: Robs from the poor to make the rich richer

    (Maybe a little pic of him running off with Lee under his arm)

  30. Cliph Lee says:

    Ruben can’t carry me.

    Robin Hood : Men in Tights was a phanphuckintastic movie though

  31. GTO says:

    Sweep.

  32. obligatory fist-pump says:

    you mean, my advanced copy and I, come on meech you’re already slacking

  33. j_romes says:

    Phifer is the cot-damn greatest pitcher I’ve still never seen pitch live.

    Serious-Lee, can we get this man some more prime time starts? F BPS’s.

  34. Steve says:

    WTF is there is still not a Sarge “Cadillac Time” shirt?

  35. Cliff Lee is the fucking man. I think it’s a combination of ridiculous and hilarious that they trotted him out there for the 8th after he had 112 pitches to end the 7th.

    That’s just…awesome.

  36. gm-carson says:

    Update on Cliff Lee as a Phillie-
    Cliff Lee as a Phillie- 3 gs, 3 W, 24 ip, 23 k, 1.13 ERA, 0.92 WHIP.

  37. Whole Camels says:

    The Low-and-In Theory?

  38. me says:

    @whole camels: “The Low-and-In Theory”

    Pure gold!

  39. meech.one says:

    Although I enjoyed them all, Whole Camels wins.

  40. Gaze says:

    Madden 10… is it really going to be anything different than Madden 09? You guys who buy the new game every year are suckers.

  41. D. Whitmore says:

    @gaze

    thats why ill stick with my updated tecmo superbowl.

  42. eminencegirl says:

    ♥award tour♥

    couldn’ta picked a better tribe song.

    ♥meech♥

  43. dicknballs says:

    That is absolutely genius

  44. dave says:

    yo bro add me on psn or emai (davidz222@aol.com)l me your psn, i would have to whip your ass with my rams…
    psn: ramsfan_4life

    i kno i am sorry every1, it is just i dont like the eagles.
    but i’d love to play you meech

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