Feb
27
2009
The Phillie Phanatic has a crush on a Hooters girl
Posted by meech.one at 2:57 pm ET
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With the missus back at home tending to the Phanatic kids and holding down the Phanatic household, it appears as though the famous Phillies mascot is quickly growing accustomed to life as a single green fuzzy thing in sunny Florida.
Take yesterday for example — after the lineups were announced and the players were headed back to their respective dugouts, the Phanatic spotted an opportunity to introduce himself to the lovely young Hooters girl that just so happens to double as a Phillies ballgirl during Spring Training. But my man wasn’t content with just a friendly hug, so he quickly pulled her back in for a more intimate embrace while emanating some of that classic Phanatic charm of his. See for yourself:
They definitely banged.
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Banged with that? I’ve never seen a “thing” on the phanatic.
the Phanatic likes Sexy Friday.
What about that thing that sprouts out of his nose? Phanatics ain’t like you & me, Wawa.
…jizzed in my pants.
Mascots got game.
I know the name “Hooters” refers to their tits, but damn they’ve got some fine turd-cutters too!
Its only a matter of time before Burgoyne is locked up because someone took offense to a furry green thing rubbing against them…
@GM-Carson
A little class, please… it’s ‘Corn-Cannon.’
Turd-cutter for a woman’s ass…what are you gay?!
@ Mr. A-Hole:
Maybe it’s just been a long day, but I’m not getting the connection between homosexuality and the acceptance that women do, in fact, shit…
I don’t know if it qualifies as being a “gay” comment, but I kinda know what Mr. A-Hole is talking about. When I see a young supple ass in teeny-tiny shorts, “cutting turds” doesn’t usually pop into my head.
omg this the funniest after-post-comments i’ve ever read hahah
@ meech:
Very true. It does kind of ruin the beautiful image when I picture her destroying a toilet. Never again…never again.
there was a time i looked at her ass and saw positive things.
thanks guys. fucking ruiners.
To Mr. A-Hole’s credit, she probably does get free wings, working where she works. I’m willing to wager she’s cracked her shared of bowls.
Someone has to take up Burrell’s slack.
I agree with the posters above who feel like scatological humor should be reserved for men’s buttocks or those of the truly wretched variety. Just my thoughts. I will, perhaps, use “turd cutter” in the future (in a more apropos setting, of course).