Jul
30
2009
Sarge Matthews Should Choose His Words More Carefully
Posted by meech.one at 9:52 am ET
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While discussing the proper approach to hitting Diamondbacks pitcher Yusmeiro Petit (at least I think that’s what he was discussing), Phillies color man Sarge Matthews was critiquing the swing of Raul Ibanez and…
well I don’t even wanna repeat it. Listen for yourself:
He then went on say that you should, “almost let (Petit) jam you, and if it comes, it comes.” Now I fully understand that these games are on cable, and being that they are played in the Pacific Time Zone not too many children are watching, but that doesn’t mean you have to work blue, Sarge.
Also see: Grooming tips with Sarge Matthews | The Fightins
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rock around the cock and jerk off the ball. these announcers love the dick
Sarge writes pornographic novels under the alias “Thoroughgood Butterbread”
What the fuck is the deal with the anti-corzine ad? Not that we don’t hate corzine or anything, so we’ll allow it, but ..
They talked about this at 7 AM on Preston & Steve and I have been anxiously awaiting for it on here- so funny. Its even funnier hearing the last part put in.
HHR has the audio of it from that radio show if anyone is interested… BOOM!
They almost make it too easy….don’t they meech?
Yeah, sometimes I feel guilty when they’re this obvious.
It’s the kind of thing that makes you want to pull your fashionable designer hat down over your face.
You could almost hear Sarge pause after he said it…like oh geez I really shouldn’t have said that.
You all should be ashamed of yourself,your minds are just twisted ,right Carla?
“fisted foul” is one of my favorites…..
how about”hitting in the second hole”
Next he’ll be promoting steaks with the line “when you bit into the meat and enjoy that nice pink middle.”
Bravo, Meech.
“Deep in the box” is pretty good but i’m Irish,i dont know much about that
You guys are sooooooooooo mature. hee hee hee
WIP is playing it now..
looks like you guys got fans on wip.
I thought of thefightins.com as soon as I heard this on the game last night.
Way to slam home the alley-oop, meech!
You Jerk OFF the ball…. then if it comes, it comes.
I think the “Double Entendre” tag should be changed to read “That’s What She Said”.
Jerk off the ball, stroke it up the middle, high hard one, the mound, head first into third base, that one’s in the gap, pitcher or catcher, double bagger, dinger, oil your mitt, yo sarge, ever fart in the catcher’s face?
And for tonight …
“When those balls are hung like that they get hit and they get hit hard”
Stay classy Sarge
Here is the full clip of dear Sarge’s “explanation”
http://tindeck.com/download/d60be7f2c3f8e73aa78fd2e305416ee1/rnxk/1342.mp3