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Mar
03
2010
Pat Burrell’s induction into the University of Miami Hall of Fame
Posted by meech.one at 1:43 pm ET 63 Comments

Before Pat Burrell was a #1 draft pick for the Phillies back in the ’98 amateur draft, he was breaking records and winning Golden Spikes and College World Series MVP awards for the University of Miami. Then in 2008, 10 years after his college career ended, Pat was honored for his collegiate efforts by being inducted into the prestigious sports hall of fame located down there in Coral Gables, Florida. 

So why am I bringing all this up now?  I’m glad you asked.

The fine folks who man the umsportshalloffame YouTube account have been tirelessly uploading various intro videos and induction speeches from years past.  Lucky for us, one of the players they just added was Pat Burrell.

First up is his introduction video, and after the jump you can check out his speech.  I have to warn you though, the University of Miami’s sound engineers didn’t too such a good job with the volume, so you’ll more than likely have to turn it all the way up then place your ear to the speakers. 

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63 Responses to “Pat Burrell’s induction into the University of Miami Hall of Fame”

  1. That Guy says:

    that is one cot damn handsome man.

  2. Phylan says:

    Haha, Burrell’s nervous tick is touching his nose, and also sniffing, it makes it look like he did a shitload of cocaiHEY WAIT A MINUTE

  3. Clare says:

    “…there’s more of you cheering for me than cheering for the Marlins.”

    ZINGGGGGG! Epic zing, bro.

  4. Joe D says:

    Still miss the guy. They left out one key accomplishment from his time at UM though. He bedded 25 times more women than Wilt Chamberlain while he was there.

  5. Nicky TiTs says:

    when is the bat going to be inducted into the crushing pussy HOF?

  6. meech.one says:

    Don’t quote me on this, but I believe you have to be retired from crushing pussies for at least 4 years before you’re eligible for the crushing pussy HOF. So the only way Pat is getting in there is posthumously.

  7. Gaze_NJ says:

    It would have been nice to see that .442 batting average in the majors.

  8. Heese says:

    @Phylan
    No doubt the BAIT had a mountain of blow in his dressing room along with an army of 18 year old ladies.

  9. Muscles says:

    LISTEN TO TONIGHTS PHILLIES VS FSU GAME HERE!

    http://www.seminoles.com/multimedia/baseball.html

  10. Joe D says:

    It was so hard for him not to reference all his sexual escapades during the part where he was talking about all the things he remembers from his days at the u.

  11. ICEhawk9 says:

    Holy crap Muscles… you ARE excited!

  12. Jdashdog says:

    I love this man

  13. Muscles says:

    look at my trousers. I’m swollen. 90 degrees!

  14. Matt says:

    “My nipples are doing things they’ve never done before!”

  15. Justin says:

    When says “I’m gonna lose it here in a minute,” he does mean “puke my pre-dinner car bombs all over the podium,” right? Oh, wait. The wife was there. He means “cry.” Never mind.

  16. SJ says:

    I read that still as “465 total babes”.

  17. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    Anyone listening to the Phillies exhibition game???

  18. stinkbug says:

    mine says “waiting for video”, what are you getting?

  19. Gaze_NJ says:

    I got the audio of the game on the Seminoles website but it took forever for QuickTime to load.

  20. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    I am streaming audio on the Florida State website.

  21. Gaze_NJ says:

    3 up, 3 down!

  22. Matt says:

    I wish this game was on mlb.tv. The fuckin Sox/BC game is on but they’re not showing the Phils. Gotta listen to it online.

  23. Watrick says:

    This seems too weird, since it’s not Franzke, Andersen,Wheels, Sarge or Fat Head.

  24. Watrick says:

    Rollins breaks up the no hitter, way to go!

  25. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    Agreed Watrick.

    Base knock J-Roll

  26. Gaze_NJ says:

    Polanco currently sports a 100% strike out rate. Bum.

  27. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    That dude pitching for FSU is 6’8″, 270. Bowden should’ve recruited him to be a lineman.

  28. Matt says:

    Is anyone else annoyed by the announcers getting JA Happ’s name wrong?

  29. Watrick says:

    My favorite part so far-”Beer here! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer here!” in the background.

  30. Brandon says:

    @Ozzie’s beard I heard the announcer say that and thought that same thing. That kid followed the wrong sport

  31. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    We’ve got a Domonic Brown name drop!!

  32. Matt says:

    @Ozzie Virgil’s Beard-Meech just came in his pants.

  33. D. Whitmore says:

    @brandon

    “that kid” isn’t a kid at all guy.

    http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/013007aaa.html

  34. Ozzie Virgil's Beard says:

    Is the sky falling?

  35. Gaze_NJ says:

    Kyle Drabek wouldn’t have given up a 3 run HR to a College team! (sarcasm)

  36. meech.one says:

    Dom Brown with an RBI single!

  37. Watrick says:

    Howard to kid-WOB!

  38. stinkbug says:

    sorry about your catcher, florida

  39. Matt says:

    That bro should have watched out.

  40. stinkbug says:

    brian beaucock? bocock?

  41. Watrick says:

    Yeah, shout out from guy who can’t pronounce any name right!

  42. Watrick says:

    Why is this guy talking about JD Drew?

  43. ivan dejesus is my homeboy says:

    I wonder if Luther Campbell has been inducted yet?

  44. meech.one says:

    He *has* to be in there. He’s had more to do with the success of that football program than Howard Schnellenberger & Jimmy Johnson combined.

  45. Blaise says:

    I love how Pat awkwardly started the clap for his coach and then laughed nervously…

  46. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    This guy ain’t so bad for a college commentator. He gots a good baseball voice.

    For the record, I always root for the college teams in these games, because it’s hysterical when they win. And I love how everyone gets all scared that their team is in trouble when they lose to a college team.

    Here’s cheering for an FSU comeback, and a sprightly “stick it up your ass” to anyone who chooses to give me shit. Have a terrific evening.

  47. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    Did anyone else happen to hear Tyler Walker yelling in the background just now?

  48. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    From the top of the 8th to the top of the 9th. Gotta be one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard. Awesome.

  49. stinkbug says:

    heathcliff yeah hehe wth? the poor announcer guy totally has no idea what to say. He just said there are five outs in this inning.

  50. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    stinkbug – I’m so glad someone else is still listening. this is incredible. still hitting after the game has ended. What!!!??? hahaha

  51. stinkbug says:

    hahahaah that inning had 7 outs but no phillies at bat
    that poor dude. i guess he can pack up now, like he mentioned.

  52. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    @Matt – I’m not as much annoyed about him announcing the name wrong as I am that Happ insists his name be pronounced “Jay” when it is spelled as the individual letters “J – A”

    That’s stupid and pretentious and sounds like a little kid. If you want people to say Jay, spell Jay.

    Or at least send the commentators pronunciation keys. That’s what I did at my college graduation – wrote a pronunciation key on my name card so the guy announcing everyone wouldn’t fuck it up. It got better though, because the guy was confused as shit about what was written on the card.

  53. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    Haha. Yeah. Loved the “behind the scenes” listen to what goes on between the commercials. I was really hoping he’d slip-up and shit talk someone.

  54. stinkbug says:

    so for tomorrow it says this:
    vs NYY
    1:05 PM
    CSN / MLBN
    (tape delay)

    does anyone know what they mean by tape delay?

  55. maria says:

    Forgot to add: http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4424/charliea.png

    I’m pretty sure his hands are just getting cold. Someone needs to get him a pair of gloves.

  56. meech.one says:

    haha, I was just about to post that maria.

  57. Suz says:

    Do they tape-delay every Phillies game now because of Chase?

  58. Heathcliff Slocumb says:

    Haha. That article totally gives Phylan the middle finger.

  59. Morandini Turned Three says:

    I believe Thursday’s game is live on CSN, then rebroadcast at 7pm on MLB.

  60. MaxL says:

    @Heathcliff

    Not really. Sabermetrics are all about prediction, they’re not infallible, just very, very accurate. 95% of the time, if xFIP says your 2.89 ERA is a fluke, then it’s a fluke. Then again, if Happ is in that 5%, I know I, as well all the other stat-minded philly fans, won’t exactly be complaining.

  61. Phylan says:

    Haha. I hope Happ doesn’t think SABR friendly people all hate him and think his whole season was luck. That’s not it at all. It’s just that there’s no way he’s an under 3 ERA pitcher – that 2009 performance is not sustainable for him. Put all his components together and he’s a solid fourth starter. What team doesn’t need a solid fourth starter? I like Happ, obviously, and I hope he is one of those rare guys who overcomes his components. It’s just exceedingly unlikely.

  62. Amandah says:

    *Squish* went the sound in my panties.

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