If you don’t mind, I’m just gonna keep updating this post throughout the day with each spectacular picture of Jayson Werth’s new beard. Cool? I’ll start if off with the original Todd Zolecki pic, this is the one that’s gonna win all the major photography awards at the end of the year:
(via The Zo Zone)
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(last updated 2/23 at 7:30pm)
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WERTH TALKS ABOUT HIS BEARD! (sorta)
From Ryan Lawrence on the tweets:
Werth on 1st question, of course, about his beard: “I’m not going to talk about that…am I going to ask you about that thing on your neck?”
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Glorious.
picture 2 reminds me of
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4060/falcor8we.jpg
…forever and ever, amen.
I haven’t been this excited since I recieved my first ever Thefightins.com t-shirt in the mail. I can’t WAIT to see where this goes.
Only Lidge saves more than Jayson.
Brilliant move by the phils not to resign park… he was one of our few consistently good relievers.
I’m going to let him baptize my future children
Sal’s Beard, it’s not that the Phillies didn’t want him, he wanted to start. Which is why, of course, he’s now been signed for the Evil Empire’s bullpen.
http://twitpic.com/14ris2
@Tug…brilliant.
from what i hear they offered Park some good cash.
haha Tug, thanks for the real thing.
<3 all of you…. not in a gay way
I know that its not that we didn’t want him… i wasn’t aware that he wanted to start… but he wont start for the yankees.
@will…Park would have got $3M in arbitration.
@Sal….Park is an idiot. He can enjoy being a reliever out there for less money. His country will be proud.
Sal, exactly, and this is why I hate pitchers (see: Franklin, Ryan).
@ Meech
+2 for a photoshopped Werth/Falkor via Neverending Story shot.
Priceless.
Honestly, who gives a shit about CHOP? He’s gone. Move on. We have a man with a TRUE beard on the loose people, have some humanity!
Wouldn’t it be sweet if they did Jayson Werth bobble head night at the Bank and his little doll had an actual fuzzy beard?
You’d think Tyler Walker’s beard would be more blonde than that…
I’ll be holding a presser later this afternoon to answer questions about the man attatched to me.
I didn’t know J. Werth played drums for Creedence
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XikAIVUob4/R03cSC5YPWI/AAAAAAAAADM/bAM-4HPcW3M/s320/Creedence_Clearwater_Revival-Chronicle-Frontal.jpg
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7041/beard4copy.jpg
How do you show up to Spring Training, and expect not to get asked about it. I want to know more!
25th
Well, Jayson Werth’s facial hair has shown up to Spring Training in the best shape of its life, optimistic about this season.
Those BP hats are ugly as sin this year too btw. I’d rather wear one of those old school NFL sideline hats that looked like a bird shit on it.
Jason looks like the Emile Hirsch from “Into the Wild”
Hey. Someone’s trying to imitate me!!
Joe D, that is the greatest photoshop in the history of computers.
http://jaysonwerthbeards.tumblr.com/
Thank you, thank you meech.
That second shot is exquisite. In it, he has the polished complexion and smile of a classically pedigreed Show Pomeranian.
Simply exquisite!
It’s gonna be a crazy scene when that guy hits a titanic shot to win a game or makes an insanely difficult catch to preserve an inning…you know, with the Jesus thing and all.
Rightfield Messiah.
still one sexy scruffy man.
Anyone already post about the crazy horse steroids David Wright did this off season?
Too bad he’s still pussy.
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/after_hrs_fall_off_david_adds_muscle_B1KjlFv5kfZdFbWqz1ANKN
It’s official. After years of sporadically freezing Firefox, The Fightins now freezes FFox on my mac on every visit.
Somehow it’s all Bruntlett’s fault
So jealous.
no cast away photoshop?? RAWLINGS!!!! RAWLINGS!!!!!
oh my god
These pictures made my day – so amazing – he better not shave that thing!!!
Zo’s interview is hilarious.
do I have to do somethign special to put a link to my awesome JW beard pic?
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs473.ash1/25949_559270575580_45900452_32619098_7932132_n.jpg
@ Joe D
Thank you for making me spit out my mouthful of Diet Cola all over my keyboard at work.
its amazing the natural wonder of facial hair can produce such hilariousness.
“You want to try to make as many runs as you can,” Howard said. “With the nucleus of this team, you want to try to consistently go out there and bang, if you will.”
^from csnphilly.com
Ryan’s girl probably felt sore just reading that quote.
David Wright took steroids so his head will fit in that ridiculous helmet.
RAWWLINGSSSS
http://i47.tinypic.com/fkd343.jpg
bahahahahaahaha thank you erk for making my vision a reality
lolz Erk
its getting out of hand and i love it.
Best beard in Baseball, no question about it.
We should form a new Wolf Pack for Jayson!
anybody watching dnl? i just thought how hasnt the phillies lineup been a topic of discussion. its rediculous theres not really a weak link on the team. if polancos glove is half of what petes was then its gonna be a fun season.
I didn’t know the guy from the “Spin Doctors” was signed in the off-season…
Weak link on the team: bullpen. Not really worried about anything else though. Maybe Polanco at 3rd.
MR. MOJO RISIN
http://www.fromthevaultradio.org/home/wp-content/images/FTV020_Jim%20Morrison-Poet/Morrison%2004%20with%20beard.jpg
http://jaysonwerthbeards.tumblr.com/
in case anyone else missed this
BEST.WEBSITE.EVER.
Really though, where is the WWJWD shirt?
phylan i can see what you mean.. but no team is stacked in ever phase of the game. one of the leagues best defenses got a bit weaker and our BP i suppose lost a step. Although with a healthy JC and a seemingly healthy Lidge.. is Baez/Contreras really worse than Chan Ho? Eyre was pretty good too, but younger arms will replace him as well. I don’t see the BP getting that much worse.
HOLY CRAP JAYSON! He looks like Bruntlett! Not cool.
Will.H said “I don’t see the BP getting that much worse.”
Much worse than what? 2009 BP or 2008?
so happy i got seats in right field for season opener.
The front row of the Right Field stands should all wear white gowns and bow every time he runs out to the field.
world forking,
2008 BP was incredible. 2009 was serviceable. yeah i’d love for it to be dynamic again.. but the guys who made it dynamic are still here, just depends on what we get out of them: Madson, Romero, Lidge. So, the supporting cast could be Baez or Park, i dont feel like they got much worse.
this has the makings of a t-shirt all over it
I bet it’s all shaved off by tomorrow.
If JDub keeps that beard into the regular season, I will bring loaves of bread and fishes to right field. I also at some time expect him to walk on water!
Don’t they take baseball card pics during sprin training? Shit will be awesome
thigh tickle they might.. but im sure they do the “ask the phillies” questions that we see every year between innings. might be towards the end though
I officially declare to formation of the “Jews for Jayson” organization.
Membership is open.
Looks like he’s in Dr. Dog.
@will.H definitely, I know every team has its weaknesses, and I’m thrilled that the Phillies seem to have so few. Contreras was a good pick up for the bullpen, but I don’t see what Baez has ever done to make people think he can be effective. I think it’s probably slightly worse than it was last year, and I wasn’t a big fan of it last year either. I hope Madson gets a shitload of innings, basically, and that Charlie thinks about using him in situations other than the eighth.
Anyway, they still have to be the favorites in the NL at this point.
this may have been said already but, is that Forrest Gump when he was running across the country?
Oh shit. Wouldnt you know I created the same Lebowski pic? Except one minor add-on.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f43/cab0526/29461411.jpg
Please get this to the Phanovision boys, stat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QSA_ofvAnw
Jayson reminds me of Johnny Damon. If his contract isn’t extended, he’ll probably sign with the Yankees and shave his beard.
There we go, a new name. Oh and i jizzed a bit after seeing this.
Yo Sal Fasano’s Beard – the Phils offered Park 1 year deal for over 3 mil. Park’s agent thought he’d get more on the market. They thought wrong. The Phils rolled that money into getting Baez and the such. Be informed before you speak.
If Park took a worse deal, which is what seems to be the case, I have to think his thought process was simply “Yankees won World Series –> I have to play for the Yankees to win a World Series”
Which is fine I guess, and the Yankees are probably better set up for a short playoff series, but they’ll have more competition within their division than the Phillies (no offense Braves). Kind of a questionable decision.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Macho Man just made me laugh into a cough. Well done.
Looks like somebody got tired of being called vag beard.
Haha, macho man was such a killer idea. props to all, this was mad funny.
shanes beard,
one of the best signs i ever saw was in Boston during Damon’s return. It said “Looks like Jesus, Acts like Judas, Throws like Mary.” I dont know maybe im the only one, but i though it was hilarious.
No will, you’re not the only one.
Get that beard locked up for the next 4 years.
And no, I’m not referring to David Wright’s girlfriend.
When did Forrest Gump get signed? Hopefully he “just feels like runnin!”
Looks like JDubb took Manvember to a whole new level. Same goes for Mancember, Manuary, and Manbruary. Let’s see if he can truly live up to the (soon to be earned) name Mr. Mantober.
He looks like he’s ready for the month of “Rape-ril” too.
Jayson, you’ve got the kind of beard that I’d like to set up camp in & sleep there for weeks. Let me love you long time.
I want to vacation in Jaysons beard.
@Matt – good one! LOL
I love how the “jews for jayson” comment totally fizzled. Go home jew.
What’s the ground rule when he loses a ball in there?
Jaysus Christ Superstar.
http://i45.tinypic.com/eg49k8.jpg
Hey Tug?
Where are you? 100 baby!
DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Ha Ha!
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9477/013st2632.jpg
i bet he feels like this with that beard
ps i hope you don’t mind if I repost the gemz made by you fine fightins folk, let me know if its a problem!
No problem at all, jwbeards.
Nobody messes with jason christ
http://i47.tinypic.com/34oewbk.jpg
Hahaha these are all hilarious. The forrest gump and castaway pictures are so damn awesome.
@ Joe M – Love the Buddy Christ pic. Fantastic.
GOD LORD THIS IS GLORIOUS! HAHAHAHA If this phillies go all the way this year, THIS is going to be the reason why!
@ Joe M – Nice work, you need to put the Phillies P on Buddy Christ’s heart though.
Meech, here’s the one I told you was coming: http://wheresweems.com/blogs/viewblogdetails/58
i dunno what the dude would say about the lebowski mock-up…
http://i.imgur.com/0ZKjQ.gif
@Tug +1 for rape-ril
Hahaha, nice. The Fightins got a shout out on Preston and Steve this morning about JWerth’s beard.
I felt obligated to make one…
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i203/PhilliesPhan_photos/Jaysonwerth.jpg
Jayson has gone expressionist with the Werth Scream: http://imgur.com/vwt8Z
I J-Dub thee Jaybacca, Chewy’s younger but more talented brother.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3479586&l=ce857d4db9&id=692012242
The “Buddy Werth” is glorious.
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s284/toaster41/aqualung.jpg
Can’t believe nobody’s done this yet
http://twitpic.com/150iqz
Very impressive, Corny!
That Werth Beard drawing is absolutely EPIC!
If Jayson’s beard ever gets that long, Billy Gibbons will probably ask him to join ZZ Top…on Kazoo and Banjo no less!
Meech, a few more here:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=146233&id=141170175731#!/photo.php?pid=3502509&id=141170175731
yeah, the drawing? holy shit.
Yo – you need to make some Beard shirts mang ….
Can we a get a JW silhouette on some Che Guevara “Viva La Revolucion” type shit?
I been trying all night to turn it into this-> http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/Archie_people_che_guevara.jpg with no luck.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/ceciliabazurto/ART/JaysonWerthsBeard2.jpg
Kind of like that but a little sloppy. Someone can probably clean it up.
@Maria – You are the business. I could not do that to save my life. From that I may be able to work out what I was trying to do with my limited computer skills.