What’s the honorable thing to do after you get fucking ROCKED for six earned runs over four innings by the champions of the National League?
Why, cry about giving up a mammoth home run to Ryan Howard of course!
Listen to this jerkoff: (via WaPo)
“He does have holes in his swing,” Marquis said. “You just got to make pitches. That’s really what it comes down to. If you go look at the tape, a lot of the pitches he hits are mistakes. When I made pitches tonight, I got him out. I left one ball up, and that’s what he thrives on. There’s a reason why he strikes out 200 times. It’s because he has holes in his swing. If you make your pitches, he’s going to be an out.”
There’s also a reason Ryan Howard averages 50 home runs a season since he entered the bigs. It’s because he pounces on mistakes from shitty right handed pitchers.
And while we’re at it, Jason, there’s also a reason why you’ve been on four teams in the past five years. It’s because you’re a shitty right handed pitcher.
Jason Marquis has rough first start with Nationals in 8-4 loss to Phillies | Washington Post
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