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Aug
27
2010
Huh…
Posted by at 12:21 am ET 22 Comments

 

That’s FREE for 14 and under lunch boxes for the prices of $29.99, $20, $2.25, $9.99, and $6.99. Given that most ‘kids’, don’t sell their stuff on eBay, I am one to suspect this is the work of dusty old cunts from Citizens Bank Park or their slightly less dusty adult children.

I still want my lunchbox, you fucking spider-webbed twats.

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  • http://www.twitter.com/TheBeerKing Griswold

    Whole Camels

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    I want a phillies win, not that god damned lunch bag.

  • Philly fan stuck in DC

    Oh and Fuck scott barry.

  • Scott barry’s children

    Fuck Scott Barry

  • Joe Blanton

    You can have the lunchbox, I’ll take whatevers inside

  • Bozo

    So what the fuck are we supposed to do till 10PM?

  • http://www.twitter.com/Rebel_scum87 Mrs. HDYSR?

    Well, as I’ve seen in the cell phone world, most babies know how to work an iPhone better than an adult, so maybe it actually is them listing it on ebay. No….just kidding. You’re right. Dusty cunts.

  • Mat G

    That’s what happened last year with the Chooch backpacks!

  • Mr. Bryan

    I can’t get a Chooch bobblehead for under $40, but I can get a crappy Cole lunch bag for $2.

  • GGMMDT

    Speaking of giveaways, The lakewodod blueclaws are giving away a buster bobble head on september 4th.

  • http://mauleofamerica.com beelove

    no tits? worst retard post ever.

  • MyPhils

    Maybe they saw you and thought more food in a bag was not a good thing for you. Stop crying about a lunchbox bitch and man up like the rest of us, stick with the grocery bag.

  • will.H

    anyone else find the southwest airlines promo at the beginning of the broadcast hilarious

    “grab your bag and go.”

  • Nikita

    Are you sure you want this lunch bag? It looks like a retro diaper bag. Really, that thing should not be carried by any man and most women. It’s a kiddie accessory.

    Take heart, there will be many under 14 giveaways in future that you can get pissed about. But I don’t think this is the hill you want to die on.

  • Cole Handsome

    @Nikita
    Let’s amend your statement to include small dogs.

  • game summary

    how about a game summary instead of some post about a lunchbox?

  • Erin

    Really you just need to learn how to sweet talk the old men handing them out at the gates ;-)

  • I went to K-Mart and saw people with different colors

    My younger cousin got Hamles instead.

  • I want to go to the Special Olympics with Hunter Pence

    Guys, the important thing here is DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

  • Greenman!

    wheres my tits howdy?

  • bigmyc

    It also sucks because all this talk of Michael Bourn and the damage that he did in this historic 4 game sweep at CBP would be totally watered down had the offense had the courtesy to score more than 1.5 runs per those games.

  • chen

    MEECH HOW DO YOU LET THIS FUCKHEAD CONTINUE TO POST? GARBAGE AS USUAL.

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