Have you ever fantasized about effortlessly bagging hot broads just like your hero, Pat Burrell?
Okay, well maybe that’s a little far-fetched, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with Pat for a night in hopes of potentially sampling his leftovers?
Seems a bit more realistic, but still — a definite long shot.
Well, if both of those options are out of the realm of possibility, do like The Fightins dot com reader D. Whitmore did and just slap a decal of The Bat on the back of your truck and wait for women to come a-runnin’.
Here is the early candidate for my favorite e-mail of 2009:
Some people may think they are fans of The Bat but very few can say The Bat rides with them. Since putting this on my truck, my wang has seen a dramatic increase in its vagina time and I believe that this is in direct relation to The Bat/Bait. So if any of you fellas over at thefightins need some more action in your life, I highly recommend installing one of these.
An avid reader of thefightins and HDYSR titty posts
And just in case you are in the market for something similar (looking at you, Sexy Crimes), Mr. Whitmore told me he got it from eBay off of someone who makes customized window decals.
For a woman repellent, I’d highly recommend a Jorge Cantu decal.
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