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Everybody Hurts (Woo Hoo!)
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By the one and only @petzrawr. Seems appropriate right now more than ever. Fucking Brad Lidge…

UPDATE: Rauuul.

  • Uncle Charlie’s hands


  • dlhunter

    Wait, wait, wait. Don’t hate on the dl, kids.

  • Phils Phan

    You missed “Brad Lidge. Vaginitis.”

  • Jay Ballz

    Could be worse…That entire USA soccer team got Ghana-rhea.

  • Swift

    Bet you that song reaches two minutes by seasons end.

  • Greenman!

    I think Mets fans usually cry to this song and jack off with their own tears, now I know how they feel.

  • Kruk vs. Johnson

    @Jay Ballz

    Your comment is both original and timely.

  • PhllyPhnPhrvr

    If they keep up this pace the whole team will have visited the DL by season’s end.

  • SquirrelBoy

    I know it’s terrible, but I laughed hysterically at the logo at the end.

  • SherryW

    Is this “DL” really some secret, hot resort in Maui they are timesharing?

  • Ryan


    I’m glad, I was worried it wasn’t very clear as to what it was supposed to be.

  • Jake

    I’m not really sure the reason for making a video like this, but I bet the person who made it was lambasting Mets fans for “making excuses” in 2009 whenever they brought up their own, and far worse, injury situation.

  • TonyIsDynamic

    /r/ing domonic brown’s lehigh home run tonight

  • crazy4swayze

    it would’ve been awesome if they slipped in some future injuries.

    july 3rd- ryan howard- crotch botulism.

    august 7th- david herndon- indicted on 3 counts of murder. took machete to migrant workers on his farm.

  • Chris

    Hey Jake, shut the fuck up?

  • 85


    August 13th – Jamie Moyer – Polio

  • Joe

    That video was made even worse by Chris Carraba butchering a classic R.E.M. song. For shame.

  • Phylan

    I laughed at “Crotch Botulism” and you should too

  • Phylan

    Also, reminder #838473 that Ruben Amaro traded Cliff Lee for a bunch of second tier prospects for literally no sensible reason whatsoever, and is systematically dismantling the future competitiveness of what could have been an impressive dynasty with his terrible talent evaluation and market sense. Have a good night.

  • TonyIsDynamic

    Phylan at least knows what’s up.

    If Cliff Lee goes to the Mets, Amaro’s gonna need 24/7 bodyguards.

  • TonyIsDynamic

    Also, the “couldn’t afford to leave the cupboard bare” is such bullshit, considering Amaro didn’t even quietly SHOP.

    We would have gotten draft picks, and the MLB Draft isn’t the NFL or NBA draft, where the top 20 draft picks are all stars. Not every MLB Draft is the 2005 one.

  • Tyler

    Yeah but I’d rather have Lee than these shitty ‘spects the M’s sent us.

  • Tyler

    OMG 99 MPH SINKER WITH MAD SINK YO – Everybody’s scouting report on Aumont.

  • crazy4swayze

    @phylan- aka- crotchulism.

    aug 14th- heavy b- hungry, hungry hip bones.*

    aug 27th- danys baez- testicular cranberrying*

    sep 8th- jose contreras- brain tooth*

    *copyright prescott pharmaceuticals.

  • Adam Eaton

    The video was funny. But fuck it, this team can crank it out before it’s all said and done. I haven’t given up…

  • Lidge’s mole

    video was great

  • Sophie

    Chase Utley-Thumb! LMFAO

  • J-D

    I think now would be a great time to remind everyone that Cliff Lee is 5-1, 1.86 era over his last 6 starts. The last three have been complete games.

  • Mich

    Please add, “Ruben Amaro, Jr. – Mad Cow Disease”.

  • The Killers Zs

    That’s okay. The Doc will heal them all.

  • Todd Pratt’s Tan

    J-D get over it, e.. Even thought the phils sellout every night, Rube saved the front office 9 million dollars and a guaranteed deep playoff run, by trading Lee for 3 bags of wheels sh*t.

  • Watrick

    Think with the money we saved with Lee, maybe we can go out and get some rent a players to stand in while everyone gets healthy?

  • photographerN

    the worst part is…. the Phillies best replacement is Greg Dobbs.
    (Oh, great performance by Brad “Lights Out” Lidge last night. I saw THAT coming a mile away.)

  • steve

    my ears hurt after hearing that clown WHINE a great song

  • Swift

    Video may get longer tomorrow… Schneider left the game after hurting his thumb. Ugh…

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