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Mar
05
2010
Cole Hamels will not be upstaged by some broad
Posted by at 5:54 pm ET 37 Comments

Greatest Spring Training photo EVER:

and another, this time Cole’s headed upskirt:

(First pic: AP Photo/Eric Gay [tee-hee!] via @BlueJayHunter;
Second pic: REUTERS Photo/Fred Thornhill via @BlueJayHunter again)

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    I disagree. Roy Halladay instead of Cole Hamels would of made it the “Greatest Spring Training photo EVER”

    or even Jayson Werth with his mighty beard.

  • The Killer Zs

    bwahhhhhh! He is prettier than she is!!!

  • Jennjersnap

    *insert gratuitous third leg comment here*

  • Heidi

    No gratuitous third comments will be necessary. I can assure you that Cole only has two legs.

  • GTO

    lol good stuff

  • muscles

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • http://www.bluejayhunter.com Ian

    I never even noticed the third leg at first, that makes it even funnier.

    GOLD JERRY, GOLD!

  • http://www.defendbroadstreet.wordpress.com Matt

    Maybe that’s the arm he pitched us to a WS win with in 08.

  • World Forking Champions ’11

    Oh God lol…

    is that a Photoshop or what?

  • http://www.thegoodphight.com WholeCamels

    I’m sorry, Cole Hamels is in these photos?

  • muscles

    when did Tyler Walker get a boob job?

  • will.H

    definitely an advertisment for the Tilted Kilt just 2 blocks from the stadium. go if you like tatters and booze.

  • marps

    cole gave up a homerun?? no wayyyy, i don’t believe it

  • Morandini Turned Three

    Bumped into Pat Burrell, KK and friends at Tilted Kilt two springs ago. Pat’s wife paid for everybody. He was whipped.

  • http://thatballsouttahere.com Justin

    Look at him, trying to pretend he doesn’t know she’s watching him. Don’t be coy, Cole. We’re all thinking it.

  • http://twitter.com/howardeskin/ Howard Eskin

    I EAT COCK

  • BigMiles

    @Morandini…little did his wife know he had already tilted 4 or 5 of the waitresses’ kilts in previous springs.

    Outstanding photos. Although this reminds me of how much I miss not being in Clearwater- the tilted kilt is awesome.

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    I love how Eskin drops in these comment threads every so often to inform us of his cock-eating ways. Cause you forget every once in a while.

  • bigmyc

    Well, BigMiles, if you miss NOT being in Clearwater so much, why don’t you get the hell out of Pinellas County? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

  • Wrobo

    Love it. THis picture instantly became my wallpaper!

  • http://www.livejasmin.com Swingin’ Dick

    How many condoms and Tic Tacs do you think she carries in that purse?

  • Rodney Dangerfield

    ay… you know, same kid, different clothes

  • Don

    curious … what is this ad for on an outfield wall??

  • dlhunter

    @SD

    You think that joint (girl & establishment) is classy enough for condoms? Magic Johnson begs to disagree.

  • Morandini Turned Three

    @ Don: the ad is for Tilted Kilt restaurant/bar. That’s how the servers dress for work, making it one of my favorite places in Clearwater. www tiltedkilt com

  • dlhunter

    Franzke’s on CBS’ sports extra thingy tonight at 11:35. Hopefully the Phils are giving him TV time to prepare him for replacing TMac when his contract expires… One can dream.

  • http://www.twitter.com/swift5648 Swift

    I’m just hoping Cole can get his groove back, and be the King he was in 2008. Let’s go Cole!

  • http://www.twitter.com/swift5648 Swift

    BTW, is anyone else as excited for the first rendition of “High Hopes” at CBP this year? Cause, I know for sure I am.

  • Watrick

    I’m just a little anxious of the fact that Cole has been working on two pitches this spring, rather than trying to master one.

  • will.H

    watrick, improving that curve would be like spraying perfume on a piece of crap. although i think you’re talking about his fastball which is true, a very underrated pitch at many levels of play.

  • http://www.firerubenamaro.net Phylan

    It’s kinda weird to act like his curveball is a big huge problem or something. He had 1 fine and 2 great seasons prior to 2009 using it as the token third pitch – his fastball and changeup combination is so undeniably dominant that it was simply a way to switch things up on the hitter, and that was fine. I don’t mind him developing a cutter or improving his curve or whatever, since it certainly can’t hurt, but let’s not pretend we can blame his league average AHEM I MEAN TOTALLY TERRIBLE 2009 on his curveball.

  • World Forking Champions ’11

    The curve was certainly not the only reason for Cole’s ’09 problems, but it did indeed factor in there a bit.

    At any rate I am very happy to see Cole took the right attitude this offseason, between mental preparation and working on some good new pitches that should hopefully help him be more dominant than ever before.

  • GREEZY

    I hope to see both of them take their skirts off this year.

  • Drew

    As the biggest Cole Hamels apologist, and lover of short-sluty-school-girl-skirts, I know…
    I am having a real tough time keepin’ it zipped right now.

  • don

    Slutty has two t’s.

    This is important.

  • James Fayleez

    Cole can choose to ignore a picture of a hot chick as long as he brings the good pitching.

    I can’t deal with Faggy Cole AND Bad Pitching Cole.

  • http://www.jet-ski-boats.com Freddie Buyak

    Proper thanks are due for this awesome article. I’ve read id a couple of months now and maybe they are always very informative. Thanks!

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