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Oct
31
2009
Cole Hamels Encourages You To Fight Against Grenade Spam
Posted by at 10:44 am ET 113 Comments

Cole Hamels is back to endorsing, folks.  And this time, he’s in video game form for the first person shooter game, Call of Duty, where he films a PSA to fight against grenade spam.  Cause as everyone knows, if there’s one thing Cole Hamels can’t stand, its FAGS (Fight Against Grenade Spam). 

Check out the potty mouthed version of video game Cole:

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  • http://philliephanatics.org Shay Roddy

    I love it! He should worry less about endorsements and more about winning tonight. You feelin’ it tonight Meech?

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    Fuck yeah, Shay. I’m thinking 7IP+, 1 ER from Cole tonight.

  • http://kingsofwrestling.net/smf/index.php HummerX

    ha, he said the Fuck word

  • GMart

    For real, if he can pull off some dominance tonight in what may be his last start of the year, I might even forget the utter averageness of the rest of this season.

  • http://philliephanatics.org Shay Roddy

    Hope you’re right meech! Given the shitty quality of his last few I can’t say I’m confident. But boy does this day/ game feel like game three last year. That one worked out nicely!

  • bigmyc

    I think for most sane people when I say, “what the fuck?”

  • alex

    bahaha listended to that at least 10 times, what a stupid thing

  • http://www.twitter.com/fuckthemets fuck the mets

    this shit just made me re-love him.

  • Nationals #1

    i can check my emails, download music for the road, and more

  • Pat

    is that actually cole

  • Nick

    Look for me on the mound, and on Peanut Chews.

  • Brian
  • Fightins Newbie

    @Brian…
    That article could set up many, many chants at the ballpark over the weekend….Let me start one…
    Steroid Centaur……..clap clap clap clap clap…..

  • T-Mac

    So is this game going to be played tonight? It’s supposed to rain all night.

  • Phils Fan in NY

    Not cool to be blowing up Cole before game 3.
    Go Phils !

  • stinkbug

    @brian
    omg ew

  • phillygirl

    Arod has himself painted as a centaur? Hahahah

  • BigMiles

    Did anyone else see the other link about A-Roid* converting to Buddhism for Kate Hudson? First off, she must be AS much of a wack job…and secondly A-Roid* should be wiped off the face of the earth.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    I’m gonna be saying fuck if Cole doesn’t step up tonight.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Chase Utley should have been in that commercial.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Virtual Cole doesn’t even look like real Cole.

  • bigmyc

    Centaur? WTF?

  • ShawnJames

    I love this blog.

  • bigmyc

    What is with the timing of this post?

    Has the whole world just gone mad?

  • bigmyc

    I must say, I do like the weathered Phils cap. Nice touch.

    Weird submit.

  • BigMiles

    So according to Zolecki, cast members from the “hit show” Glee are singing the national anthem tonight. So actors/actresses from a show about a glee club are the best we could do? Fox is either forcing us to do this or the Phillies are doing this as a subtle joke against Cole for being such a woman this year.

  • Brandon

    I’d say fox had some say in that, no?

  • Dan

    If Cole keeps pitching like he has been I’m going to be the one saying, “What the fuck?”

  • http://www.myspace.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    I have a mural of me painted like a mermaid hanging over my bed WHATS THE BIG DEAL????

    seriously though. ew.

  • http://Www.Msnbc.com Joe dirt

    So the Yanks manage to pull in Jay-Z, and Philly pulls in the cast members from some phucking show called Glee that nobody watches. Way to go, Philadelphia!

  • http://Www.Msnbc.com RR

    So Cole Hamels has the flu, I can just hear it tomorrow…..”well, if Cole was healthy, we would have won”. The city of Philadelphia should thank Cole for his sudden and convenient sickness for he has now provided you with an excuse. Pigeons.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    I hate Jay-Z and that phucking song Empire State of Mind. In NY, they play that shit non-stop. Every 5 minutes, it’s that song and Go Yanks! Stop it already! Lastly, FOX sucks. If it weren’t for MLB and NFL games, they’d be just like My Network TV.

  • Nikita Sixx

    Just looked up “centaur” on Google’s definition page, here’s what they have:

    “Centaur may refer to one of the following ships: * AHS Centaur, an Australian hospital ship sunk in 1943″
    and
    “The centaurs are an unstable orbital class of minor planets named after the mythological race of centaurs. …”

    He just painted the centaur above his bed to distract from his roid-shrunken weenie.

  • Nikita Sixx

    RR -

    what kind of lameass hides behind a woman’s name to post on a sports blog?

    You started out as Rachel Ray, what did you have a sex change? Do trannies play centaur too?

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    What the fuck is right

  • http://3cornerblog.blogspot.com/ OutlawPete

    What are you people for Halloween? I put on my Utley AS Game jersey and slicked my hair back. That’s about all the effort I’m putting into a costume.

  • RicoBrogna

    I’m rockin a Jeter jersey with a homemade CHEATER sign above his number and my halloween accessory is the giant syringe needle sticking outta my arm kind of like the one we christened bonds with when his ginormous head ballooned into Citizens Bank Park! GO PHILLIES! Hopefully i’ll run into some hardcore yankees fans who worship jeter and they will be really offended that their jeter could be brought up in steroid rumors! HAHAHAHA!

  • Cooch Train

    I’m gonna get my black taco on tonight!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    I haven’t seen Rico Brogna in years. That’s back in the day.

  • http://3cornerblog.blogspot.com/ OutlawPete

    Rico Brogna….as in the infamous Mets.com Message Board troll? It is an honor to have you here sir.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    talkin to Rico?

  • Sara

    the video isn’t working for me and it’s making me sad

  • bigmyc

    Outlaw Pete..you just gave me a great last minute idear….

    I’m putting my red, white and blue WFC winning lei from last year on and adding a Fightin’ Phils cap and going as Vicman.

  • bigmyc

    ..who, incidentally, is my pick for hero du jour for Halloween. He or Jay.

  • http://3cornerblog.blogspot.com/ OutlawPete

    Live blog? Come on guys

  • BigMiles

    RR, thanks for informing me on how I should respond, I’ll take it into consideration. Personally, there is no way I’m going to let Cole use sickness as an excuse for being sucky. He wasn’t sick when he blew it against the Rockies and he wasn’t sick either time he couldn’t even throw 6 innings against LA. If he doesn’t pitch well its because he hasn’t pitched well all year, not because his tummy hurts.

  • BigMiles

    Also, where exactly were you reading that he has the flu in the first place?

  • http://3cornerblog.blogspot.com/ OutlawPete

    RT @lesliegudel: Several Phillies players not feeling well, some with fevers some with colds. Supposedly same in Yankees clubhouse.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    for Halloween, I dressed as myself.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    the flu’s a bitch

  • http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/De-Gott_ist_tot.ogg dlhunter

    Luis A. Rosado is like the Rorschach test: what you make of him says a great deal about you.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    wow, seriously

  • Luis A. Rosado

    ok, I got some haters

  • Luis A. Rosado

    talkin’ about a person you don’t even know

  • Luis A. Rosado

    hey why is someone pretending to be me?

  • Luis A. Rosado

    ok, bye

  • http://www.3cornerblog.blogspot.com OutlawPete

    live blog

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    I don’t think anyone can hate you if we don’t know who the heck you are.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    jk, bro

  • Luis A. Rosado

    I’m never gonna stop

  • http://www.myspace.com/gabriellejuliet Gabrielle

    I’M GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHH MAA GAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m freaking out. Officially freaking out. Holy shit.

    If anyone else is gonna be there let me know, I’d love to meet some of my favorite phils fans.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    Jealous of Gab :-(

  • http://www.3cornerblog.blogspot.com OutlawPete

    ToddZolecki Yankees taking BP. NeeKo’s Ill State of Mind is playing: http://bit.ly/vxquq

  • Luis A. Rosado

    This is a great site

  • stinkbug

    remember what happened the last time the live blog was not prepared ahead of time.
    just sayin.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    Damn, it’s friggen raining down at the game. Is this a good omen considering we won Game 3 last year after a rain delay?

  • BigMiles

    Gonzo…honestly I would welcome a long night of rain, I’ll trade Pettitte having to come off if Cole has to as well.

    Tarp going on the field…looks like a delayed start

  • BigMiles

    Check out this awesome pumpkin carving done by a devoted Phils fan that Zolecki posted on his twitter…

    http://tweetphoto.com/x7q1aqap

  • http://www.3cornerblog.blogspot.com OutlawPete

    LIVE BLOG

    Ok folks get ready to talk World Series Baseball! Click on my name and then click on “CLICK HERE.” Look forward to chatting with all of you!

  • RicoBrogna

    Sorry outlaw pete i am not that Rico Brogna i’m the real rico brogna who loves the fightins! And yes Luis im bringin Rico back in the spotlight! Dont forget philly i drove in 100 plus at first base before we signed Thome and called up Big Brown.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Go Rico! I love Philadelphians! You guys can be hardasses sometimes! But I love that! Go Phils!

  • RicoBrogna

    I played for the mets, phils, red sox and braves and my heart belongs to Philly! Best fans! Best food! Best place to play baseball! Go phillies!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Outlaw’s giving you a hard time Rico. What gives?

  • RicoBrogna

    Luis, he has me confused with a fake RicoBrogna on another sight. THis Rico only goes to one site and thats the fightins.com!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    ok

  • phil lee

    Rico! Youre from Massachusetts! Why doesnt your heart belong to the Red Sox?

  • RicoBrogna

    Phil, i still coach high school football in CT and my walk off grand slam i hit while playin with the Sox ranks as one of my all time fav memories but until you have Philly fans cheerin ur name after belting two home runs in one game at memorable vetarans stadium then it just captures your heart and soul! Nothin against the sawks but Philly rules!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    rain, rain go away

  • phil lee

    That cant be the real Rico. On his Wikipedia page it says that he is no longer a high school football coach and that he took a job as coach at Wesleyan.

  • RicoBrogna

    Dont believe wikipedia. i put that on there so people would stop coming out to my practices

  • http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/De-Gott_ist_tot.ogg dlhunter

    RICO IS A FRAUD! HOW WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN?

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Hamels sucked tonight. Poor guy.

  • RicoBrogna

    Everybody hits! Lets go Fightins get these runs back bitches! dont worry the children will be fine as long as dlhunter keeps that secret to himself

  • Luis A. Rosado

    4 and 2/3rd innings. That’s it. WTH!

  • http://themightyhurka.blogspot.com/ Dave

    I’m going to go see if I can get some random grenades on Cole. At this point, I believe it to be justifiable.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    If we lose tonight, Joe Blanton might have to save the series. Oh Boy!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Cole + Fame = Mediocrity

  • RicoBrogna

    It shouldnt be a surprise cuz thats what hamels has been all year. so lets score some fuckin runs off old ass pettite. fuck!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    That’s what happens when you chant “you were on steroids” to A-Rod and Pettitte. Karma.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Ryan Howard’s what 2 for 10, 2 for 11. WTH!

  • RicoBrogna

    Why the hell did they have the camera hanging over the fence? Notice its pulled back now. U never know it may have hit the fence.

  • Yankees, Walmart of Baseball

    Let’s go Yankees!!!! Nick Swisher is the best yo!

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Damn Swisher!

  • JB

    Cole is a piece of dog shit. True story.

  • The chief

    Karma for what? Yelling at 2 rich athletes who cheated their way to greatness? Yeah, ok, Philly deserves bad karma for that.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    Werth

  • Luis A. Rosado

    A-Rod does deserve the chants

  • Luis A. Rosado

    The Chief’s got a point

  • Yankees, Walmart of Baseball

    Haha, you keep letting the bottom of the order beat you!!!!

  • The chief

    Beardo time.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    #4

  • Luis A. Rosado

    so much for that

  • Luis A. Rosado

    startin’ to rain

  • http://pabaseball.blogspot.com gm-carson

    Phils pitching shit the bed tonight. Totally wasted the awesomeness of Werth.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    the Yankee bullpen can be had

  • Tony Is Dynamic

    Jesus Christ.

  • Luis A. Rosado

    This sucks!

  • RicoBrogna

    u take a 3-0 lead and end up losing thats horrible. typical phillies. they’ll win the next two but god dammit i wanted them to win this one.

  • pedro

    Fuck Cole Hamels! Faggot ass, pussy ass motherfucker! This asshole has been channeling Adam Eaton in the playoffs. Die slow, motherfucker!

  • RicoBrogna

    put hamels in bullpen and start happ

  • bigmyc

    But still, what’s with the timing of this video piece?

    Hamels. Blowin’ up. Whuh?

  • bigmyc

    I mean, really.

    Why, Meech? Why?

  • http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/De-Gott_ist_tot.ogg dlhunter

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