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Aug
13
2009
Classic Signage at Wrigley: ‘Phillies Fans Drink Their Beers’
Posted by at 5:41 pm ET 37 Comments

Kudos, gentlemen. Very clever.

In other news, Deadspin seems to be close to finding out the identity of our beer throwing culprit from last night. So I assume it’s just a matter of time before his name (and subsequent MySpace & Facebook pages) will soon become public knowledge.  Then hopefully a video of him getting his ass beat will find it’s way onto YouTube within a few days.

Nice beard, ‘mo:

Have I ever told you how much I love the internet?

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  • Unibomber

    Mailbomb enroute.

  • Chris

    That right there is a douchebag.
    Even without the beer incident, this guy would still be a classic douchebag.

  • http://twitter.com/gregotto gregotto

    This story gets better and better with each new photo.

    Seriously, can this ass clown get one roundhouse kick to the head for every rhinestone on his douchetastic sunglasses? Please?

    I’ll up the offer, for every roundhouse, consider a Birdland shirt bought.

  • D. Whitmore

    sweet beard, killer shades, wicked earing, griffeyesque backwards hat, “im about to finger my ass” gang sign, kickass polo shirt, all while sitting below the cocksucking champion plaque on the wall of his parents house.

    what a cool son of a bitch

  • BigMiles

    Looks like Muffin isn’t alone in wearing his sunglasses at night….and people wonder why the Cubs fanbase gets made fun of?

  • RJ

    Wow please please release this dick-sniffers’ name. Is that DEF him tho??

  • http://kingsofwrestling.net/smf/index.php HummerX

    lol douche

  • http://www.twitter.com/underthebridge1 Walklett

    There’s some nice boobies scattered around in the first pic.

    Interesting fact about the second pic: those glasses are sperm resistant.

  • Foghorn1776

    It’s Bud Bundy!!!!!!!

  • will.H

    anyone else remember the picture of “Oliver” the ultimate dbag?

  • http://www.dirtyurban.com Bobby Payn

    According to Zolo’s twitter:

    @ToddZolecki A man who is believed to have dumped a beer on Shane Victorino has turned himself in. He could be charged with battery.

  • http://www.twitter.com/underthebridge1 Walklett
  • http://www.thefightins.com Chris

    Additional sign idea:

    “WFC’s are generally doused in champagne, thank you.”

  • http://pabaseball.blogspot.com gm-carson

    Proving to the world that Phillies fans are the best.

  • Ryan

    @Chris

    I would make that fuckin sign

  • Watrick
  • CarlosBeltransexual

    According to Deadspin, the guy’s name is Johnny Macchione, of Bartlett, Illinois.

  • CarlosBeltransexual
  • Gonzo

    It’s only a matter of time before Johnny Macchione is being sympathized because reckless fans are sending him death threats and such. This won’t end well for us.

  • CarlosBeltransexual

    I don’t advocate death threats, just some friend-requests.

  • Big R

    Hahaha this clown is gonna get owned…i mean how are you gonna sit in the front row, toss a beer on a player and not think the hundreds of cameras in the park aren’t gonna see your stupid ass!!!! Raul pointed the dooche right out!!!

    And as for the Sign….Fucking Awesome!!!!!!! Go Phils!!

  • Gmart

    Reports on Yahoo say the guy turned himself in to Chitown cops tonight…

  • http://startfunkel.etsy.com me
  • Mand

    @ chris

    brilliant!

  • bigmyc

    I think that Tommy Boy may have said it best with: YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY LITTLE PUNKS THAT THE WIND DOESN’T PICK UP SO I CAN COME OVER THERE AND SQUASH YOUR LITTLE ASS!

  • philsphann

    gotta love our fans<3

  • tofoomeister

    Chris, you’re totally stealing my thunder!

    http://www.thefightins.com/chris/shane-gets-a-golden-shower/#comments

    Scroll down to #52. You were in that thread!

    Great minds, I guess.

  • Sgro

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/videobeta/watch/?watch=c122d9b0-6879-414e-a768-0932a08e2df0&src=front

    He drops a “Like I said” in there. That is poetic justice. No questions asked.

  • James Fayleez

    Walklett for the win

  • MooseWithFleas

    I wonder how many friend requests, pokes, messages he has by now…

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    haha, you said “pokes”

  • Michael Vick

    Release the hounds……

  • http://www.PhoulBallz.com Jay Ballz

    I am a huge fan of this sign. CHEERS, Phillies phans.

  • scrapple joe

    Great sign,

    That is all

  • scrapple joe

    Actually, a few years ago when the Wing Bowl was good, their were always massive beers thrown from the rafters down on the potential wing eaters…. It was a funny sight to see… All I could say was “Damn, what a waste of beer!”

  • http://thefightins.com/ Tug Haines

    He disabled his pokes on Facebook. Too bad.

  • Dylan
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