Was a dick with a laser pointer shining it in the eyes of opposing players on a nationally televised game. As if Philly didn’t get a bad enough rap as it is, this won’t help. I suggest no one watch ESPN First Take(not that you would anyway) any time this week because Skip Bayless will be sure to rip the Philadelphia fan base extensively. But I must admit I did laugh when this happened. Pics of Lugo and Poo Holes getting shined ATJ…
Here is Lugo getting shined with said laser pointer, sending Tim McCarver into a frenzy.
Lugo reacting to the flash of green and by reacting I mean looking stupid.
Now Albert at the plate trying to concentrate on the next pitch, with a green dot on his face.
In summation, Tim McCarver is the dumbest person alive.
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You tellin’ me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball with a laser in his eye?
I say fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.
I’m not trying to be uppity or take the high road or anything like that, I just didn’t find the laser light thing funny at all and actually found it to be annoying.
Haha yes leave it to Phillies fans to take it one step further…we won this game, I would like to say that it was due more to good hitting than forcing an advantage from the Fans..we will never know.
The worst thing about this was, Dick Stockten was just saying how great the fans were. I mean like 2 minutes, not even, before this. And then some idiot had to go and do something like this.
I think a red light would work better……….
JSR, the lazer must have been in the eyes of st. louis pitching who couldnt get an out past the 6th inning. i think the phils earned this one, even though the actions of one knucklehead for two batters in the 7th seemed to ruin it
It should go without saying that it’s extremely dangerous to shine a laser light into the eyes of a batter as a +90 MPH fastball is heading towards him. How fucking stupid can you be?
Too many Philly sports fans take pride in this type of ignorant behavior and the reputation that it has garnered the city, as if it is some kind of badge of honor.
And if it couldn’t get worse for us, someone gets beat to death at 7th and Pattison during the 8th inning, from a brawl that started at McFadden’s. FOLs.
yea, then someone dies in the parking lot after the game….
some bachelor party gone wrong in mcfaddens ends up at the jetro lot, and then guy gets hammered with beer bottle over head and punched in the brain
i hope they catch these pricks who did this.
I wish I was killed at the end of my bachelor party.
Too many Philly sports fans take pride in this type of ignorant behavior and the reputation that it has garnered the city, as if it is some kind of badge of honor.
Brilliant way to sum things up. I agree.
Along with this giving ignorant assholes outside of PA another reason to say we suck as fans, the douche bag stopped the flow of the game when we were hammering on all cylinders. Does the asshole who was doing this, or the people around him for that matter, realize that we have a freaking lead and slowing the game down doesn’t help us? He should have the shit kicked out of him.
“Too many Philly sports fans take pride in this type of ignorant behavior and the reputation that it has garnered the city, as if it is some kind of badge of honor.”
And unfortunately they’ve taken over CBP in the past 10 months. Educated fans are being vastly outnumbered by guys looking for a fight.
I blame the Eagles and their decade of “almosts” and “what ifs.” Their success, thanx to the Fightin’s, has been classified as total BS and a freakin’ farce.
The level of frustration they have cultivated is clearly overflowing into the more reputable sports sectors. It’s like frustration osmossis; flowing from an area of HIGH concentration to an area of almost none.
You know, at least it wasn’t a sniper.
The fucking morons that jumped a guy in the lot, need to be thrown in jail for a long fucking time. But not before the city gets to collectively kick them in the ass. Not at all what we needed for our image. I don’t give a fuck what other towns think about us when it comes to Santa, and Michael Irvin, but now our fans are going to be labeled as “Drunken Murderers”. Wonderful. Fuck these assholes. Strap them together, and let them float their asses down the fucking Delaware.
yeah, i think the whole ‘drunken murder’ thing is a *tad* bit worse and more along the lines of ‘the last thing philadelphia needed’, rather than a douche with a laser pointer
@HummerX Hadn,’t heard about that till after this was posted.
I think some fans were killed at a dodgers game last year. Someone ran someone over somewhere as well in the parking lot. Then you have the black hole in Oakland, where video exists of fans stabbing opposing teams other fans.
My condolences go out to the family of the 22-Year-Old who was murdered.
This beating story is disgusting. If you want to fight and kill people, join the Army. Please stay the fuck home.
In more better news, we only had to suffer through one of the Insufferable Duo. Buck, for whatever reason — I don’t really care, I’m just very thankful — didn’t do the Phils game. Only McCarver did. And because of that, we were lucky enough to be treated to “Han Cho Park.” I didn’t hear him at first, and I thought he was calling him “Anschel Park,” like an Orthodox Jew.
CarlosBeltransexual for the win.
Tim McCarver was asked “did the fans ever boo you”? He said “only my friends”. If we knew then what we know now, I would have booed you and I would have never let you sign the same baseball as Mike, Tug, Bob Boone, Bowa, and Maddox…you f’ing prick.
McCarver really said “Han Cho Park?”
Did Chan Ho’s beard climb off of his face, up into the box and beat the wrinkles off McCarver?
What a d1ckbag.
The Cardinals should have won that game, but of course, the Phillies pull another one out of their asses with some gutless tactic from their bag of tricks, from roided-up bullpens to planted fans with dangerous laser pointers. I’m actually surprised it wasn’t a sniper rifle. This team should give its trophy and all of the rings back.
Stay classy, Philadelphia.
cool story, bro.
@Penis Leary: The Cardinals should’ve won this game. But they didn’t. By the by, how’s Mark McGwire doing these days?
Penis- At least you already call yourself a dick, so we don’t have to.
penis leary, when you’re done crying out your vagina, come back and offer a reasonable opinion because you didnt come anywhere close. And.. that was an awfully original sign off line. I bet you walked away thinking “i really got them.”
I’m willing to bet you didnt even watch the game.
It’s quite possible that Leary Penis is actually a resident of the Delaware Valley and not a Cardinals fan at all…..after all, a post like that is sure to get at least a few posters riled up, eh?
He does have a point about the less than classy behavior of late. Everyone knows that J.C. wasn’t abusing steroids so that barb wasn’t even meant to be serious, in my opinion.
“But I must admit I did laugh when this happened”
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what a douche!
Its a shame that the guy that was beaten WASN’T the guy with the Laser pen.
We don’t need shitheads like that to win games.
After getting cheated out of the superbowl, and getting dumped on for decades,
Philly fans should be raring to win Fair and Square. We don’t need to cheat.
That’s for them, not us.
This just proves how big of douche bags Philly fans are. You think krap like that is funny? what’s your profession? My guess is you clean porta shitters, that is about the level of intellect Philly fans seem to be capable of.
-True fan from STL
Oh Greg. What a tangled web we weave…
we can tell that your profession is not anything in the proofreading field, Greg.
Krap? Really?
greg, you seem to be amused by the thought of poop. why so many poopy references, poopy greg?
What’s it to ya, Greg?
Of course the Phils Phans are going to do something classless like shine a laser THAT COULD HAVE BLINDED THE PLAYERS and NO OTHER FANS SAID ANYTHING TO STOP IT! Its Philly. Its a town where PBR and a shot of bad whiskey is “the special.” Philly has some many things going for it but no one here is smart enough to appreciate it.
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