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Jan
25
2010
Chris Wheeler Already Works Around The COCK
Posted by at 11:57 am ET 29 Comments

A little off-season ball-busting:

History lessons:

Chris Wheeler Loves the Bill Haley Classic, “Rock Around the Cock” | June 23, 2009
Are Y’all Ready For The Remix? | June 25, 2009

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  • Watrick

    Anyone know a good website that allows you to get around firewalls? I want to see this video, dammit.

  • Adam Eaton

    I feel ya wheels. I’ve been doing it since I as drafted by the Phils in 96′.

  • Muscles

    Its not worth getting around firewalls…. just be happy that I can view it and think its funny

  • GTO

    @ Muscles

    lolz videoz are funnyz at workz

  • Amandah

    Totally getz me wet. Like toads ally.

  • Wrecked Em

    AWESOME.

  • dlhunter

    is it just me or does the plot of this movie look far too boring for such a high octane trailer? i half expected harrison ford to start choking out a drug executive at the end while yelling “get off my plane!”

  • thomas

    why havent you put this to a website ala cadillac-time yet?

  • http://www.PhoulBallz.com Jay Ballz

    That Wheels…always putting forth great effort and working HARD.

    Lovely work by Tug.

  • Sarge

    I do, AS WELL!

  • bigmyc

    That’s great. But a whole minute of that?

    Did I miss a secret scene during the credits because I turned it off too early?
    I hate when I do that.

  • Flash
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKpEYMHAaOw Joe Pa

    I want Wheels to do the Wheeler again this year!

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    Can someone tell the the entire sentence that is being uttered? For the life of me I don’t know what movie this.

  • Muscles
  • Muscles

    around the 1:35

  • dlhunter

    That Bobby Bonilla story is so, so sad. It’s like the Sixers paying Matt Geiger to be a real estate agent, but so, so much worse.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    Thanks Muscles. Go stand over there and bounce any Mets fans that come by.

  • Heathcliff Slocumb

    Tyler Walker is a National! His sweat stays in-division! Woohoo!

  • World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion ’010

    I never liked Tyler Walker much, but he is a pretty decent signing for the Nationals to make. He may sweat like hell, but he’s still a decent guy to have on your team, and there’s no doubt he’ll be an asset to the Nationals. Honestly, I feel the Nationals are the team that has made the most improvements in our division this season.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    The Nats have improved from very shitty, to just shitty.

  • World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion ’010

    “The Nats have improved from very shitty, to just shitty.”

    Ehh, I feel they deserve slightly more credit than that…and I think they have a pretty good chance of finishing 4th, and possibly even 3rd this season. They have made a lot more smart moves this offseason than the Mets have, not that it’s hard to do better than the Mets right now!

  • Lynniemac

    If the Nats could actually finish above the Mets, that might just be the single greatest example of Sheadenfreude EVER.

  • will.H

    thats because the mets are professional pants poopers.

  • http://www.majorleaguejerk.com Gonzo

    thats because the mets are professional pants poopers.

    If you are going to quote Peter Gammons, at least give him credit.

  • will.H

    gonzo, gammons would never snub the mets in such a way. he’d be a hypocrite

  • Watrick

    I like what the Nats have done, too, but I’m one of those people that believe what he sees on the field, rather than on paper (ala Mets the last couple years).

  • World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion ’010

    While I don’t expect the Nationals to make a run for the division title or anything, I do feel that they will give us a tougher time than in previous years.

  • http://www.fireandyreidnow.blogspot.com JFein

    Now that the Phillies have claimed Brian Bocock off waivers, we can now officially say that Wheels works around the Bocock!

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