Selected quotes from Chase Utley’s latest interview…
“SoIwentinCharlie’sofficerightandIwaslikemanI’msoreadytoplayI’msoreadyI’msoFUCKINGreadyandhesaysnow
waitaminutesonyou’restillrehabbingain’tyouandI’mlikefuckthatnoisechiefI’mreadyNOWNOWNOWnownownow
nownownownow!”
“IwasfeelingalittlesluggishfromthepainmedicationrightsoIfoundthisbottleofgreenthingsnearVictorino’slocker
soIthoughthereletmetryoneandI’mlikepopandthenIfeltlikearushyouknowanditwasfuckingintensesoIgrabafist
fulofthemandI’malllikePOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPthat’swhyIwenthitlessbecauseallthepitcheskeptcominginso
fuckingSLOWWWWWWWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.”
“VictorinothinksI’mtalkingtoofastbuthowwouldheknowbecauseheneverfuckinglistensman!”
“…Fuck, my head hurts… What happened to my teeth?”
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What’s with his hair? He looks like a cockatoo in that picture.
I think he hypnotized Charlie into letting him play.
I love this site.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA what?
video please
Look at the ad running under Utley…”Best Damn Toughman Period.” Fitting.
Holy shit, I’m not cross-eyed. Thanks alot!
I don’t think I need to tell you that that is pure gold, Cham. Hilarious.
World Champions. World *fucking* Champions!
Chase loves the yay.
I really want to say this is a Simpsons reference, but I can’t find any proof. Its either bart on some kinda pill or a caffeine rush.
“GAH.jpg”
Too funny.
If ripping off The Simpsons is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
is Chase on speed?
greenies.
golics.
Are you sayin that Chutley tied one on at Starbucks before the interview?