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Breaking: Papelbon’s Trade List
Posted by at 3:24 pm ET 1 Comment

Trade talks surrounding Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon have been heating up of late with the Phils falling further and further out of contention. The Fightins Dot Com sources have been able to uncover, via exclusive sub-sources, footage of Papelbon revealing his official “approved” list of teams he’d okay a trade to. It’s quite enlightening of his mindset:



  • Tyler

    papelbon has pitched 1/4 as many innings as hamels, but has 1/2 as many wins and 1 plus 13x as many saves. I hope he gets traded to Heidi.

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