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Jun
06
2010
Anybody wanna see a little kid drinking beer at Citizens Bank Park?
Posted by at 10:57 pm ET 60 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, a future battery-throwing vomiteur. From today’s broadcast:

Gotta start ‘em young, right? I just hope his Dad is driving.

UPDATE: It happened TWICE! The kid is a cot damn drunk!

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  • http://twitter.com/DefendBroadSt Matt

    As soon as I saw that, I knew I could come here and you guys would have it!!!!!111

    /Fightins commenter’d

  • http://www.twitter.com/RudyMezzy Rudy

    THIRST INNING MUTHAFUCKAAAA!!!!!!

  • http://www.cranekickchronicles.com Crane Kick

    That’s no kid, that’s Kendrick.

  • loctastic

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • http://the701level.com/ Shep Trumbo

    TODLARS arre fuckin HARDEST CORE SOMETIME

  • Lynniemac

    Once upon a time, that used to be me. Only it was Bud in a can, and it was my grandmother’s. True story.

  • PhillyCuban

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • http://twitter.com/waverider15 Bridge to Lidge

    Me and that kid are going out to Trolley Square next weekend.

  • http://twitter.com/brnkrsch spacecoyote

    That’s a lot of backwashin’ right there. Someone give that kid a few pointers.

  • http://www.twitter.com/underthebridge1 Walklett

    Whatever, it’s Miller Light. I was tasting my MomMom’s highball when I was his age.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highball

  • Lynniemac

    My other grandmother drank highballs all the time. I didn’t think anyone else knew what they were.

  • http://www.elsewearapparel.com Fbomb

    Eh, it’s only Miller Lite…Gotta stay hydrated!

  • Dan

    It’s empty, but this is still hilarious. As for it being empty, you can tell by looking at the middle of the bottle closely, no liquid moving around inside.

  • ThinkRed

    I think That Guy met this kid outside a pub on the 4th of July. I could be mistaken.

  • BigMiles

    What time of the game was this? If it was when Werth was at the plate at any point then really you can’t blame the kid or his parents. I think I would rather my kid drink beer then have to watch Werth bat right now. Less emotional scarring in the long run.

  • Jupiter’s Rings

    I always figured Tyler Walker would drink more manly beers than that Miller Light.

  • crazy4swayze

    kids love the new vortex bottle.

  • http://www.cranktexts.com Adam Eaton

    So many wonderful things have already happpened inside that park of ours this year…

  • Watrick

    Too bad most of them are off the field…. well, except for the tazer.

  • C

    Is that Tyler Walker?

  • http://www.broadstreetbullshit.com Broad Street BULLSHIT

    Probably the biggest red flag in this video: his father is holding a cotton candy. Can anyone say “faggot”?

  • Phillysucks

    @Walklett Your probably some 30 something year old retard that is still living at his Moms house and sipping on her nipple instead of her high ball!

  • http://jeffehrmann.com/ Jeff

    Pretty funny! I’m sure it was an honest mistake – the kid probably saw daddy drinking it and picked it up and dad was paying attention to the game. I saw a 2 year old down 2-3 jello shots before anyone noticed once – a little different, but worse if you think about it.

  • Deadspin

    Hey, thanks Meech!

  • http://twitter.com/j_tee_r Jdashdog

    Hey! That’s my weed dealer!

  • Tipsy Toddler

    Mistake my ass… there’s a different video of him drinking from the bottle again (not the same angle)

  • http://www.twitter.com/underthebridge1 Walklett

    @ Phillysucks Why are you cyber-stalking me? I have a pretty good idea who you are, Jeremy, and it’s seriously creepy.

  • Phan Stuck in nyc

    I got “hot toddies” when I was little and had a sore throat: tea w/scotch (those came from the Scots/Irish side). The Italian side gave me & my brother wine. We’ve never vomited on anyone. Wait. I can’t speak for my brother – BUT I HAVEN’T.

  • http://www.cranktexts.com Adam Eaton

    You things are getting rough for the team when the resident 3 year old in the ballpark is tipping back mid-game.

  • Cole Handsome

    It’s not a big deal. My Nanny would give me creme de menthe and club soda when I got pouty, and I turned out well.

  • Danny Ozark

    He later cockblocked me at McFaddens when he bought a SoCo and lime for the chick I was talking to.

  • James

    It was only bud light. He didnt want to fill up on water, so he went with something lighter.

  • Phan Stuck in nyc

    Oh. Thanks James. I thought it was the calories. Everyone is watching their weight these days.

  • Tony

    Pretty clear the bottle’s empty. Sheesh.

  • IRNBRU

    In today’s episode, Cap’t Killjoy will be played by Tony.

  • J-Pain

    My bad. I thought it was played by Major League Baseball.

  • http://www.fireandyreidnow.blogspot.com JFein

    Videos no longer available due to copyright claim. MLB’s copyright restrictions can be so maddening.

  • chris

    congrats guys – a link to this made it on si’s hotclicks today. well done!

  • chris

    also making today’s hotclicks is a story from the ny post stating that ryan howard is dating selita ebanks. she has pretty eyes.

  • Selig sucks balls

    Ah, I see the MLB Nazis claimed copyright infringement.

    Selig sucking every bit of joy out of the game that he possibly can.

  • Phan Stuck in nyc

    The MLB restrictions: Sat. I looked everywhere for the game. I don’t have a computer at home so I ck’d MLBN around 7:50 to see the ticker at the bottom of the screen. Imagine my shock when the Phillies game itself was on the main station. No warning, no info but there it was. I had missed 45min (even though the remote guide still said another game was on – not the Phillies). However, NO Phillies game at all on Sun, no matter how hard I looked. I pay $199 extra over 4 mo to be tortured. Clearly NYC is not the local Phila area & I don’t get local stations that show Phillies games. They charge me more for the privilege of seeing them & then black me out of 1 – 3 games.

  • mich

    He’s thinking, SUCK IT, E-Trade baby.

  • http://deleted mich

    I also love how NO ONE sitting near them even bats an eye at this kid with a beer bottle. Even if it was empty or had just water in. Gotta love Philly peeps.

  • Krystle Campbell

    @chris:

    Big deal! Amandah and I will be giving handjobs and selling soft preztels before the games on Wednesday. I ain’t even jealous, Selita!

  • Jayson’s 5 o’clock shadow

    was it shown during da “thirst” inning?

  • http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/ TheSportsHernia

    MLB Advanced Media wins way too much.

  • Morandini Turned 3

    Just googled Selita. No wonder Howard isn’t hitting. He’s exhausted. And if he isn’t, he’s gay.

  • Marty
  • KP

    Top story on nbc10 right now. Another fine plug for thefightins!

  • Wes Chamberlain

    That lil nigga had nice form on the tilt back

    Rhyno knows that Selita isn’t white, right?

  • Polanco’s head is not really THAT big

    How do we know this kid doesn’t have Gary Coleman disease and is really 35?

  • Morandini Turned 3

    This team is so bad right now that its even driving toddlers to drink.

  • Glass?

    When did they start letting people bring glass bottles to baseball games?
    Belt back a few and you’ve got ready-made missiles to fire at the first base umpire.

  • myers admirers
  • Mike

    i think that kid’s charlie manuel’s great grandson.

  • Saint

    Well, if it’s recognition you wanted for your find, of course you get it on this not-so-bright spot – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/kid-drinks-beer-at-philli_n_603014.html

  • http://atlflix.com atlflix

    Please repost at atlflix.com – you can still embed, and it won’t be removed without a fight.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eih4rqhy1p4 What Would Mike Sweeney Do?

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eih4rqhy1p4 What Would Mike Sweeney Do?

    Sweet success.

    Hugs for all!

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