The Fightins'
Aug
30
2010
And the Mike Sweeney love continues…
Posted by at 4:04 pm ET 400 Comments

This one is from The Fightins commenter TonyIsDynamic. Enjoy:

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  • http://twitter.com/lonettomb maxL

    *sniff*

  • Joe D

    Hahahaha tremendous.

  • SweeneysWeenies

    1 Word…INCREDIBLE!

  • J

    <3

  • Swooning for Sweeney

    Swooooooooooon.

  • Joe D

    So all those stupid ass FREE HUGS t-shirts I saw down the shore this summer are dedicated to Sweeney right?

  • TheAnswer8008

    Oh that makes me giggle a little bit. He’s just great.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    I’m glad I got to see this before I get knifed to death at Dodger Stadium tonight.

  • dr. mollura

    5/5 would watch again.

  • kurt

    I’ve never seen Philly fall this fast for a guy.

  • Jocksniffer

    I am so gay for Mike Sweeney, it’s not even funny.

  • Greg

    Lol @ Sweeney calling the guy chase tags out @ 2nd.

  • I went to K-Mart to buy milk and saw Mike Williams and Larry King looking at bikes

    It’s the first time I cried since the Phillies traded Curt Schilling.

  • Morandini’s Triple Play

    It must be something about that #5 jersey that makes a player crave physical contact. You’ll see. It starts with hugs in the clubhouse. Next thing you know, he’s banging your sister…or Cole’s sister.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AdamEaton21 Adam Eaton

    I want to see Sweeney dry hump a ball girl. Until then, I’m still skeptical about all these bro-hugs.

  • Eric

    A video from the resident doomsman. Tony gave up on this team 3 months ago. Oooooh how a little winning cheers everybody up!

  • I want to be dry humped by Mike Sweeney

    Not in a rapist kind of way. A friendly hump on my buttox would be enough

  • Joe D

    I know right Kurt? People hated Cliff Lee when he came here last year.

  • kurt

    The Lee love hit a crescendo during the WS/when he got traded. Halladay’s has been consistent. But Sweeney came out of nowhere.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AdamEaton21 Adam Eaton

    I’d like to refer to Mike Sweeney from now on as the “Love Train”.

  • kurt

    I think so too.

  • Amandah

    I am falling for him faster than a Clapton child out a windowsill.

    Regards,

    Amandah

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Just be glad we got a guy that caring like Sweeney in our team.

  • Swooning for Sweeney

    Still in the midst of a swoooooooooooooon.

  • http://twitter.com/MarkM625 Mark M.

    Man, I need two tissues now.

  • Eric

    These comments are actually pretty positive. When I get out of this ridiculous E discovery class I am excited to watch it. It may mean I will stop making fun of Tony =(

  • Paul Reubens

    Me too.

  • Greenman!

    lol Eric

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Amandah and TID FTW……Big TI-uhm.

  • Bozo

    Anyone else watching DNL? I want to throwup after listening to that shit.

    If you didn’t watch it, they had a Braves broadcaster on, asked him questions, and while he was ahswering he was ejaculating all over the place.

    Then our guys are sucking Cox cock as a manager yet diss Charlie. With all the injuries Charlie has had to deal with what the fuck are they talking about?

    It’s also ridiculous how no one mentioned that the Marlins defense is as bad as the Braves. But when the Phillies were benefitting from errors people were like “you don’t win championships on errors”

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Bozo, that’s because the smugness of the Braves broadcasters is contagious. I tried watching the Braves game yesterday but couldn’t stomach it. Every routine fly ball caught by the Marlins was robbing the mighty Braves of a sure base hit, every defensive play made by the Braves was the finest defense play of all time, any fluke, lucky occurrence was a product of Bobby Cox unfailing genius. Hell, I was wondering if maybe I didn’t understand baseball and was truly witnessing the finest baseball team ever assembled.

  • Natalie

    My mom directs a nonprofit and she wants to give Mike Sweeney an award at their next benefit dinner!!!!!!!!! I’ve spent all day fantasizing about hugging him IRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Richard

    That guy also thought the Braves “have a slight mental edge over the Phillies.” Whatever the hell that means. Last I checked, the current Braves haven’t won jack shit.

  • ShawnJames

    Mike Sweeny doesn’t really do it for me… sorry.

    I’d hit though

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    What the fuck mental edge? The Phillies have had everyone hurt all year and still stayed in the race and now have their stars back. The Braves have won due to facing terrible bullpens. WTF.

  • Bozo

    I didn’t even want to type that because it’d make me feel dirty. It’s absolute bullshit.

    CSN did this same shit when the Flyers were in the Stanely Cup. They interviewed media from Chicago and pretty much had them suck cock the entire time.

  • Nell

    You guys are brilliant…these posts never cease to amaze me. <3 Sweeney!

  • Bozo

    Wow at the headline on MLB.com for the Braves game… “Jair Jurjjens unbeaten in August”. He gave up 7 runs when he had a 10 run lead that allowed the Rockies to come back.

  • that guy

    i agree with Bozo, i can’t stand how they were just kissing ass to the Braves media on DNL thats why i don’t even watch it even more, and you talk about watching a braves game with their broadcasting? Try watching a Mets game with their broadcasting. It’s absolutely gut wrenching pain. Even though their team is pretty much out of it, they still suck on whatever is left for that team and kiss there ass on every out they make, worshiping it like it’s a masterpiece

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Fucking everybody not a Phillies fan wants the Braves to win. They think it’s “their” turn. Are they fucking mental? Didn’t they know they dominated the NL East for 10+ years at one point?

    An edge mentally? Did they all go to Stanford and studied sociology?

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Do I listen to some kind of bizarro Mets broadcast? I actually enjoy them and think they’re pretty fair when it comes to bashing their team and praising teams that win.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    I actually enjoy listening to SNY’s broadcast on Mets games. Play by play guy doesn’t botch up calls and listening to them is tells me it’s a baseball game. Other than John Maine and them, I hate the Mets.

    Although some guy in their booth sounds gay.

  • KGB

    Agree, the Mets TV crew is actually tolerable when it comes down to it. Compared to the announcers of the other 3 teams in our division, it’s not even close over who’s the most objective.

  • Bozo

    Wow at that first pitch called strike to Ike Davis. In the other batters box.

  • http://www.bonerowner.org crazy4swayze

    nice work tony.

    i’m sorry. i was at bayfest in brigantine all weekend. i got to watch all the phils games but i didn’t have internet access to properly gay out for sweeney.

  • Bozo

    Pat Misch might be showing is gag reflex to Jayson Heyward as we speak.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    The worst are the Braves announcers and the Cardinals announcers. Every single time the Cardinals play the Phillies, we have to hear about how great it is to play in the midwest, how the east coast fans are so terrible to their players. God forbid a Cardinal strikes out in a big situation or makes an error, we then are subjected to hearing about how “the fans would be killing him in Philadelphia” for hours.

    The Marlins guys I find somewhat entertaining. The Nats broadcast is just amateur hour.

    The Dodger broadcasters are shit, too. I live out here, I know what the weather’s like. I don’t have to hear the B-Team Dodger broadcast team (the guys that aren’t Scully) spend 7 innings talking about what a beautiful night it is. Vin Scully is awesome, though.

  • Keegan

    Yeah I honestly don’t mind the Mets guys at all. Give the due props to Philly when they play us. Then they called that HR one that went towards “Utley’s Corner” when it was against the Marlins or some shit…that was pretty cool. Everyone else I’ve heard only via the Live In Game Looks on MLB Network so I haven’t had a big sample size to judge. But the Marlins call in that game when the fair ball was called foul down the line, that was pretty funny.

  • Eric

    How can anyone tolerate Scully? He puts me to sleep in less than 45 seconds every single time. I’ve heard him call some of the best plays of the year and if I didn’t have visual proof of the play I would have thought it was just a routine out.

  • Eric

    Oh, and worst announcers: Chicago White Sox. $20 to whomever can get through an entire broadcast.

    The low lights:
    1) Every strike out is called by “he gone”
    2) They root for the opposing team to make an error on every play
    3) YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARDDD.. YESSSS

    It’s just not humanly tolerable.

  • Bozo

    Is Jose Reyes hurt?

  • zach

    @Bozo he’s out for the whole braves series

  • Bozo

    But he will be back in time to annoy the fuck out of the Phillies, great. His fill in has an RBI so whatever.

  • Watrick

    It’s rooting for the Braves to lose, not the Mets to win.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Scully grows on you. I couldn’t stand him when I first moved here, and a lot of that has to do with the fact that he calls the games by himself with no color commentator. But I can listen to him call a game between any two teams now. He has a really great, dry sense of humor, and will bend over backwards to give the other team credit, find facts about opposing players, etc. He’s a baseball man through and through, loves the game and not just the sound of his own voice, which is rare these days. He’s really the last great baseball broadcaster.

  • Keegan

    Jurrjens has like 50 pitches through two innings. Good shit.

  • Bozo

    Misch is getting the shit squeezed out of him and Jurjjens has a wide zone according to gameday.

  • will.H

    Eric i didnt hear about number 1 until MLBnetwork started putting it on quickpitch. It’s so aggrivating I have no words for it. You know some of the toolish sox fans think its so cute.

  • JAL88

    This shit is fuckin set up for those gay ass Braves

  • Keegan

    Fuck Pat Misch.

  • Bozo

    Misch and Jurjjens are doing a fantastic job of giving up runs after their team takes the lead or ties it.

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    These broadcasters on ESPN are really sucking the Braves dicks. Someone goes 2 for 2 and it’s UNBELIEVABLE.

  • Bozo

    There’s a reason I’m following it on gameday. Several reasons actually. Announcers being one reason and the other being that I hate pretty much every single Brave player and they’ll probably interview Tim Hudson at some point and suck his dick and swallow his cum.

  • Bozo

    And I don’t think Heyward is having such a fantastic year to deserve all the media attention but you know, he caught the first pitch from Hank Aaron and hit a home run in his first at bat and is now a future hall of famer.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Looking at Turner field right now, there’s no excuse if that place isn’t filled to the brim with Phillies fans fort he big series in September. I’m sure if some bus fulls of Phils fans wanted to make the trip, they could walk up and buy tickets.

  • Bozo

    David Wright with the strikeout…. again! After the previous better walks on 4 pitches, pathetic.

  • Bozo

    Dear Mr Franceour, you’re suppose to hit the belt high fastball that’s right down the middle.

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    I wonder if Mets fans get bothered by Jeff Francoeur’s stupid teeth thing he does, because it drives me nuts. These division games I just root for the Braves to lose and for as many people as possible to get injured.

  • Bozo

    Why do you tell Brian Mcann to bunt and how do you let him get a single out of it? Or is gameday wrong?

  • Jason Heyward

    Haha, you guys are rich.

    So far I’ve heard:

    The Braves announcers are the worst in baseball(Marlins are, btw).

    They don’t have a mental edge on the Phillies despite being in 1st place since May 29th.

    ESPN is rooting for the Braves.

    A 20-year-old with a .861 OPS and a .388 OBP in his first season isn’t impressive.

    The only reason the Braves are winning is due to opposing teams defense and pens and umpires.

    You guys seem to be whining quite a bit.

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    They had the shift on, easy single.

  • Bozo

    Even better question, why bunt with a 3 run lead? That’s asking for a pitch to the head, hopefully they bring in someone that throws harder than Pat Misch to do that.

  • Jason Heyward

    @Bozo…

    So you don’t bunt with a 3-run lead? What kind of fucking world do you live in?

  • Bozo

    Houston 1-0 over Cardinals in the first. “Carlos Lee doubles on a Pop up to second baseman Skip Schumaker”.

  • Bozo

    No, not for a hit. Pitcher sacrifice is different.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    You’re not understanding what a mental edge is. The Braves have been in 1st since May, but they were not able to bury an injury ravaged team. They watched a 7 game lead shrivel and now have a 2 game lead over the completely healthy 2 time defending NL Champs, who know how to win. The Phillies, on the other hand, were able to hang in there until they got healthy, and are now in a situation in which they are completely comfortable. I’d say the Phillies fully have the mental edge, as they watched themselves win despite adversity and have the experience coming into September in a pennant race. The Braves have a soft schedule the rest of the way, and haven’t really been tested all season. So yeah, the Phillies do have a mental edge.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    That was just as gay as TonyD

  • Bozo

    Thole just hit a ball that’d be 15 rows deep in Philly.

  • TonyIsDynamic

    “That was just as gay as TonyD”

    Tony DiNozzo is the fucking man, probie.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    123 Main St in Elizabeth NJ… There I got ya! LMAO!

  • Jason Heyward

    @Scott

    No, I know what a mental edge is. You guys certainly don’t have it. Again, when’s the last time the Phillies had a lead in the division? There is no edge you guys have aside from the front 3 in the rotation. Braves have a deeper rotation, but Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels is better than Hudson, Hanson, Jurrjens.

    And the Braves have handled the Phillies this year and I’m completely confident in it staying that way for the remaining 6 games.

    Look, I respect the Phillies. They’ve dealt with numerous injuries to key players, and like you said, have hung in there. They’ve made excellent moves over the past 3 years. But you have to give the Braves some credit for what they’ve been doing. Solid starting pitching, spectacular pen, and patient offense. That’s why they’re in first place.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Tony NozNothing

  • Bozo

    I can’t tell if Jayson Heyward is a troll or one of us doing an excellent job of mimicing a Braves person.

  • Jason Heyward

    ‘Jayson?’ No, no no no……JASON. Future Hall of Famer.

  • Bozo

    Gayson?

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Btw my friend has decided to wear an “INS” T-shirt to the game tonight. If I wasn’t sure of being stabbed prior to this development, I am sure of it now.

  • Jason Heyward

    And watch out for Freddie Freeman in a few days. He’s going to be a huge shot in the arm to this club. He could win the MVP of the International League in AAA. Oh, he’s also the youngest player in the league….

  • Jason Heyward

    …..and my roommate.

  • rags to riches

    and we all said that about the strasburg railroad! but…..a tommy john later and hes not as imposing as he once was

  • Bozo

    Please explain what “INS” is.

  • http://twitter.com/j_tee_r Jdashdog

    Fuck the Braves. I have no respect for them or their fans.

  • Bozo

    What fans?

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Immigration and Naturalization Service. Known out here as “La Migra.” And we’ll be sitting amongst a bunch of mexicans.

  • Phils Phan

    Jason Heyward,

    The Phillies are going to run through Atlanta like they’re led by Sherman himself.

    Now go check Cox’s Depends for a shitlog. Incontinence is a hell of a thing.

  • Jason Heyward

    @Jdash

    That’s because you’re a bandwagoneer and obvious homer.

  • Bozo

    This is what happens when there’s nothing better to do and the game doesn’t start for over an hour.

  • Phils Phan

    ScottGraham,

    In all seriousness, be careful out there. I went to a game a couple years back while in L.A. on business and really, really was not comfortable. Philly fans may have a bad reputation for being loud, etc., but I swear the Dodgers fill their seats from the ghetto that surrounds USC.

  • Bozo

    Time for David Wright and Ike Davis to strikeout with men on base again.

  • Bozo

    Well I was almost right, David Wright popped out on 1 pitch and ike Davis swings at ball 4 in the other batters box.

    13 LOB(sounds wrong but that’s what gameday says) through 5 for the Mets

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    Yeah, I’ve been going for years. Last time I was in line for food and someone got in my face to say “I ain’t scared to go to jail for fuckin’ up a Phillies fan. It’s a terrible place because it’s cheap and they don’t check ID (citizenship) to get in. It’s also just an ugly, uncomfortable stadium.

    The good thing, though, is that I can probably move to awesome seats by the 3rd, since nobody is gonna go.

  • Jason Heyward

    @Bozo

    No, they’ve left 6 on. The 13 you see is the total each batter has left on.

  • Bozo

    Maybe you can get close enough to the dugout to hug Mike Sweeney. Take a picture for us!

  • tim

    can we get scottgraham throw’d out of here for being a racist?

  • Jason Heyward

    I hit a bullet, but right at em.

  • Bozo

    Real phenom’s put holes through gloves, loser.

  • http://twitter.com/4who4what ScottGraham

    I’m not racist i have black friends

  • tim

    ScottGraham says:
    August 30, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    I’m not racist i have black friends

  • Bozo

    Non-racists call them African American

  • Broxton’s shitting his pants right now…..

    You never know out in LA. You could think you’ve moved up into some decent seats and then in the top of the 4th some douchebag, Ed Hardy guy shows up with his illegitimate kids like “I think you’re in my seat, homey”.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Howard is blacker than burnt tar

  • Bozo

    Yeah real smart Prado. Steal a base so your left-handed power hitter gets walked with 2 outs.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Please don’t talk about the coloreds.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Bozo- Personal stats.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Scully =s greatness.

    Braves announcers= putrid garbage. I couldn’t stand listening to “Chip” when he was out here (interesting side note-a buddy of mine, who’s a Cubs fan went to a game in LA for the Cubs west coast series years back and ran into Steve Stone and Chip Carrey in the parking lot. He handed his camera to Chip and asked if he could have his picture taken with Steve)

    Marlins announcers- Almost as bad as the Braves, but not quite because they just try so damn hard.

    Nats Announcers- I actually like these guys. Dibble is very good at not taking sides and calls a good game.

    The Sox announcers are Suck. I can’t stand Hawk Harrelson, as he takes home team rooting to whole new level. Steve Stone though, perhaps one of the best in the game now, does his best to balance them out.

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    Yeah, I’d be a little scared in LA wearing an INS shirt. Turn the corner and some cholos are waiting for you with a knife. I really don’t know why minorities/rappers are so proud of coming out of that shit hole.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    whats up with the stupid Sweeney HR anyway. Phags were up 1-0 when he hit it and the phags shut em out anyway……another night where they can’t make up any grd in the standings..hahahahha

  • Bozo

    Oh hey, a triple from the catcher is what it takes for the Mets to score a run.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Mets have better pitching than the Phags hahahaha

  • Bozo

    Sigh, Jurjjens has been getting that called all night and it’s not a strike.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Clown boy…stop whining ya phag! If Cole was getting that you would be blowing him after the gm

  • MoyerIsMyHero

    I wanted to comment on how much I’ve missed this blog (and being able to follow the Phils closely) over the last couple weeks. But then as I scrolled down the trolls started showing up. I don’t miss that. Get lives.

  • CTM

    Oh yeah, THAT’s the problem with relying on the Mets…

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    YEAH! GO BRAVES!

  • Bozo

    Thanks for nothing Chris Carter.

  • Phils Phan

    Go Tampa Bay Rays!

  • yo

    anybody else see polanco sneak in that ass grab?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    howard….overpaid loser who can’t hit lefties

  • CTM

    What the hell kind of limp dick throw was that?

  • Bozo

    And the Mets give one right back. Fuckers.

  • Phils Phan

    @ PhilsSuckMooseBalls:

    You can’t even overtake the Rays. What a bunch of losers!

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Ahaha a faggot.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    WORLD CHAMPIONS!!

  • Phils Phan

    World Champions who cannot beat the Rays. Hahahahahaha. Fucking Joe Maddon outmanaging the best baseball can buy. Bunch of losers.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Howard is a career .230 hitter vs lefties and they gave him 25M per yr…..ROTFL!

  • MoyerIsMyHero

    I was just looking, and Roy Hallady has a pretty good chance to win the “Pitching Triple Crown” this year. He already leads the NL in Ks and ERA and just one W behind Ubaldo and Wainwright.

    In fact, he’s really within striking distance of leading the catagories for the whole MLB.

  • Phils Phan

    Hey, let’s trade for Lance Berkman to help us beat the Astros!!!!! Oh wait, HE SUCKS!

  • Phils Phan

    Maybe he’s good enough to beat the Rays!!! OR NOT!!!!!

  • Keegan

    It’s actually almost sort of sad. The Mets were really good in June, anyone can admit that. But now they legitimately suck. Like horribly.

    But remember I said ALMOST sort of sad.

    lolmets.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    ummmmm the Rays have 81 wins you Moron…more than the Phags lmao!

  • Bozo

    Remember when the Mets swept the Phillies and they were trading for Cliff Lee and were in the World Series?

  • Phils Phan

    Yankees still can’t beat the Rays! Small market sticking it to the best baseball can buy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking losers in New York.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Nobody gives a fuck on what you say mooseballs. You come here not even a Phillies fan bashing the Phillies in an immature way. Way to live life to the fullest. Go do your homework you middleschooler.

  • Bozo

    By the way, why the fuck are people still saying “bats are in a funk” after not scoring a whole lot in the SD series? Going in everyone is like “BEST PITCHING STAFF IN MLB STATISTICALLY” and now that the Phillies swept them it’s “BATS STILL SLUMPING”.

    I thought they were making much better contract along with better at-bats vs SD.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    and who will be standing on top again….the Mighty Yankees!!! LOL

  • Phils Phan

    You can’t even beat the Rays, how the fuck will you be standing on top! LOL!!!!! LOSERS!!!!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    bozo is crying again….get ou the tissues…..good luck rooting for the mets, lmao

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I EAT COCK!!!

  • Jason Heyward

    3-4, 4 RBI, awesome fucking slide

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    This “slump” the offense are in is quite enjoyable to watch compared to the previous years where they still score the same amount of runs but strikes out 11+ on some guy who never struck out more than 7 in a game

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    yeah. cant beat the rays…..rays – have fun in NY in the playoffs…..LMAO!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Heyward is a Beast….oh thats right…….Phils fans say he sucks…..morons. rotfl

  • Bozo

    I’m going to assume you are a Yankees fan and tell you that you just told the Rays to have fun celebrating in NY after beating the Yankees.

  • Phils Phan

    Yankees wont get any farther than the wild card. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Phils Phan

    Hey, Lance Berkman will save the day!!!!!!! He’s so awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    yanks up 11-4 LOL….Men vs boys (Phags) LOL

  • Bozo

    Why couldn’t Ike Davis hit a double with actual men on base?

  • Phils Phan

    Hahahaha, Rays up, Yankees still tied with a SMALL MARKET TEAM. Can’t even buy good enough players to beat the fucking RAYS!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. LOSERS!!!!

    AND STEINBRENNER IS DEAD!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY HELL, LOSER.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    look like Phan has a thing for Berkman….he’s mentioned him like 5x…..come to NY and don’t forget to wear your fav lipstick for him…rotfl

  • Adamr14

    The mets clearly give a fuck as they are putting in Oliver Perez

  • Bozo

    You two have fun. I’m getting bored and it seems everyone else is elsewhere.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    this moron is laughing at the Rays and they have a better tm and record that the Phags….nice logic

  • Bozo

    lolmets

  • Phils Phan

    JOHN ROCKER was right. BUNCH of SINGLE MOTHERS, guys with AIDS, GAYS, etc. in NEW YORK CITY!

    HEY PhilsSuckMooseBalls, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!!!!!! AIDS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    mooseballs is not a yankees fan. he cheers teams who plays against the phillies and whoever leads the MLB in wins. Yet again, I bet he never heard of Prado, Heyward, J. Johnson, and Jiminez prior to this season.

    He is just against the Phillies because Rheal Cormier wouldn’t sign his ball.

  • Phils Phan

    IM LAUGHING AT THE YANKEES WHO CANT OVERTAKE THE RAYS!!!

    HAHA

    Girardi can’t even outmanage Joe Maddon! HAHAHAHAHAHA So dumb.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    nice bomb by McCann……dam those Braves r good….we’ll see if the Phags can claw there way to winning the WC…..

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    so dumb that he’s a World Champion….LOL

  • Phils Phan

    And can’t beat MADDON!!!! Doesn’t say much for being a WORLD CHAMPION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    RAYS!!!!!!!!!!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I guess when your own team sucks, you have to root for another team….only makes sense, right? lmao

  • Phils Phan

    EVAN LONGORIA > ALEX RODRIGUEZ. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Not even th ebest third baseman in the AL!!!!

    STANKEES!!!!!!

  • TonyIsDynamic

    Over 100 comments in a Tony post. :)

  • Phils Phan

    @ PhilsSuckMooseBalls,

    YOu WERE ROOTING for the BRAVES! So the YANKEES MUST SUCK!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA

    Nice logic, Big Gay Al!!!!!!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    yeah it sucks to be a world champion 27 times….LOL

  • Phils Phan

    On, the old 27?!?!?! HAHHAHAHA THe FALLBACk of EVERY YANKEES fan!

    HEY, YOU SUCK!

    NO, we won 27 times!!!!

    Too bad you werent but a semen in your PUSSY DAD’s sack WHEN THEY WON MORE than ONE!

    LOSER YANKEES!!!! hahahahahahha

  • TonyIsDynamic

    And most of those were in the 30′s, 40′s, and 60′s.

    <3 the 27 World Series Title card

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    This really isn’t even amusing.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Phils Phan vs. mooseballs

    I got money on the Phils phan

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    27 titles biatches………..phils 2 in 125 years….nice history LMAO!

  • Phils Phan

    Well, it’s been fun trying to imitate the logic of an idiot from New York.

    We’re all stupider for having participated.

    PhilsSuckMooseBalls, you’re a loser. You live vicariously through the Yankees because you, as I mentioned, are a loser. I don’t hold any ill towards you; I feel pity.

    We’re all here to help you. And love you. Like Mike Sweeney.

  • Doug Glanville

    Cot damn Mets… Why can’t you losers win?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    only loser is YOU….that’s why you like the Phags! hahahhahaa

  • Phils Phan

    “Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    looks like no more arguing in the mirror anymore Phan…LOL

  • TonyIsDynamic

    Reid Street in Elizabeth New Jersey.

    If you don’t stop, I’ll post your phone number. :)

  • Phils Phan

    We all love you, PhilsSuckMooseBalls. And we’re here to help you, just like the driver who drives your little school bus to your alternative school.

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Don’t look now Tony but if there’s no game thread, look for #300 in an hour.

  • Phils Phan

    PhilsSuckMooseBalls,

    We love you. We really do. We pity you, too. But it’s okay. We’ll get through this together. We’ll start with working on your typing skills. Then we’ll move on to your uncontrollable bowel movements. Breathe.

    <3 <3

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    No, I moved to 123 Main St, right down the st…and my # is 212-555-1212

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    10k losses…..ROTFL ROTFL! nice history! LOL

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Should be fun seeing you guys cry tomor again hoping the Mets can win a game…LOL

  • Phils Phan

    We love you, PhilsSuckMooseBalls.

    We really do.

    Clench your sphincter to hold it in. You can do it!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    phan – don’t you live on murrey st in philly? I’ll post your # if you don’t stop acting like a fruitcake

  • Phils Phan

    Post it!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    is it getting lonely all alone with 10k losses yet? hahahahahahaha

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    New thread please, the whole mooseballs thing is getting old

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    No, only TonyIsGay has the skills to get your #

  • Phils Phan

    Post it, pussy!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I didn’t realize you guys were so uptight being in 2nd for so long….I guess I was wrong

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Look at phan with his panties in a bunch, hahahahaha

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    and 200

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    i think the mets have a shot here….hahaha

  • Eric

    Why do you guys continue to feed the trolls? This is the worst comment thread on the internet.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    this is getting boring…to easy to pick on the phags

  • Phils Phan

    I think you’re so cute. Threat and cannot back it up.

    Mind you, I don’t even live in Philadelphia. Which makes it even funnier.

    You’re such a little pussy.

  • Franchise

    Mooseballs, have u nothing better 2 do than troll here?

  • Phils Phan

    Eric,

    Bored before the game.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    where did tonyIsinLoveWithSweeney go?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I know where you live…….I’ll post it….dont make me!

  • Phils Phan

    Do it.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Tony…he’s gonna make me.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I don’t want to, but I’ll do it if I have to

  • Phils Phan

    Pussy.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Tony…..hes angering me now

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Ioutta make you eat your shoe

  • Phils Phan

    Bring it, you little shit.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    look at you go… all 5’6 170lbs of ya,,,rotfl

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I outta split the nuts off the side of your face!

  • Phils Phan

    Ah, can’t back up your talk. Just like every other New Yorker I ever had the displeasure of meeting.

    P-u-s-s-y.

  • Franchise

    Why cant somebody ban this cockboy?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Tony is working on it……think he’s getting t-bagged by phags now though

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    heyPhan – I’ll wrap your head in with a ratchet!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Franchise says……….we have no franchise

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    2 up. 2 down…….PHAGS!

  • Phils Phan

    Man, all I keep hearing are the sounds of pussy farts.

    Oh, PhilsSuckMooseBalls, you’re still here!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    phan that’s your dead mother you stuffed in your closet…..opps my bad, I wasnt supposed to say anything

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    Polly is in a “slump”

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    way to go 1-2-3….same old same old I guess….LMAO!

  • Phils Phan

    You’re hilarious!

    You are such a little pussy! You can’t back up your talk! P-u-s-s-y! “Internet tough guy.”

    I’m done with you. I have nothing less to prove.

    P-u-s-s-y.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    outta? How old are you man? I really wanted to leave this alone, but seriously, PSMB, You embody the true definition of pathetic. How many socks have you gone through tonight? Or do you like to just fire it in your mouth pretending it’s your WalMart manager? Damn, your a fucking nuisance and a waste to entirely wonderful board. Go jump off the same bridge your mother did after you came out of her twat.

    I’m done with you.

    That is all.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    its a fact. Phan has mentioned the word puss a record 55 times….that means = he gets no PUSSY!

  • I went to K-Mart and saw Sweeney and swooned

    This camera view shows great movement on the pitchers’ pitches. When will Philly change their camera view so the plate is smack down the middle and no angles?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    its ok….i know the arguments you must have heard from your parents when you were a kid.

    “why didn’t we just get an abortion” “look how ugly this kid is” etc….time will heel though

  • Phils Phan

    Can’t even spell “heal” correctly. Keep trying, pussy.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    nice control Halladay HAHAHAHAHA

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    i thuts i spelz itz corecty, noo?

  • Franchise

    Hey faggot, get a life, stop hanging on shit the yanks did 50 years ago, and go cry about steinbrenner dyin you piece of shit

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    your panties r all in a bunch…this is great

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    LA is already getting on the Ump

    LA-He’s the kind of guy who has a chip on his shoulder because he was never good enough to play.-
    Franke-Well, we’re not saying that’s how it is.
    LA-No, I’m saying that’s how it is.

    I want to Sweeney LA

  • Phils Phan

    Yawn.

    Keep trying, pussy. You’ll eventually form a coherent insult one of these days.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    franchise…easy with your 10k losses…not my prob your tm sucks ass lol

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    too easy blasting phag….he gets all uptight….so funny

  • Punk patrol

    How can you punks actually get on someone whose team can’t overtake another yet your team can’t catch the Braves?

    And this Mooseballs guy has you all twisted up. It’s amazing how he gets to you. don’t you idiots understand that the best way to send that jerkoff away is to just ignore him?

  • Phils Phan

    Don’t mind him, guys. He’s a pussy.

    The problem is that he’s been had here tonight. He knows he’s a pussy, and he’s had his “internet ass” handed to him. But he can’t leave; he has to try to avenge his honor.

    Alas, he shall fail again. Because that’s what pussies do.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    jerkoff? i won’t stand for that! im posting your # also!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Phan (Phag) just set a record with the word Pussy for the 75th time…..call Guiness!

  • Phils Phan

    You’re so weak, pussy.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    1-0 DODGERS WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  • Class is still OUt

    The Scum factor is pretty fuckin’ high tonite.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    this is GGGRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    should b another 1-2-3 ROTFL!

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    I’m calling it that this is the series where Howard gets his groove back.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Just about nirvana… watching Dodgers coverage with Vin Scully calling a Halladay game. Did you know Doc’s dad was a pilot, Doc read Nolan Ryan’s Pitcher’s Bible @ 13 and Doc was third in his HS track team? Vin conveyed all that in the 1st. God bless ‘em.

  • Mooseballs

    Other than my crackwhore mother, I have yet to see a real live naked woman.

    And also, my penis is bent.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    @KLN-It is something wondrous. Scully is the last one left to carry a game all by his lonesome.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    looks like another 0-fer for the 25 M dollar man who hits .230 off lefties….hahahaha

  • Phils Phan

    Oh well, with comment 250 eclipsed, I shall cease the fun.

    PhilsSuckMooseBalls, I’ll close with this. You’re a pussy. You know you are. I know you are. Your family knows you are. Hell, your neighbors know you are. It hurts. But I trust you’ll learn to live with it. Have fun living vicariously through the Yankees, as they’re as being a fan of theirs is as close as you’ll get to not being a pussy. And you’re always welcome here, though I doubt I’ll ever engage in this level of playful banter again. Too old for it. And too easy to show you what a pussy you are.

    Let’s go Fightins.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Fightins?? What r they fightin for ? THEY SUCK

    Just like your boyfriends cock you blow everynight! hahahhaa

  • Mooseballs

    You have hurt my feelings. I’m going to my room and pretend that people like me.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    does anyone think PhilsPhag like the word pussy?

    looks like he’s negleting in a certain area….im sure we can all agree, no? hahaha

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    phils got a guy on….holy shit,, it must be xmas!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    that was quick….im surprised with Ibanez’s blazing speed he didnt beat that out!

  • Mooseballs

    I don’t get that there is a world outside of professional sports watching..my mommy was always worried about me like that.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Dare I say… Sweeney time?

  • Mooseballs’ Mother, (stripper name; Alexa)

    Mooseballs, stop playing with it in public!

    Hey, did you go into my underwear drawer again?!

  • Phils Phan

    Looks like a clunker brewing.

  • Phils Phan

    Guys….I wanted to come out 2night and tell everyone the truth. I really love balls…..I keep mentioning the word Pussy because I never had any, and I would like to try it one day (maybe), but in a truth, I’m really a flaming faggot…

    Please, dont judge me. I still like the Phils and always will. Just dont hate me. Please let me post on this board without making fun of me. Thank you toot a loo

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Halladay!!!

  • Phils Phan

    My fiance is not going to be happy to hear this.

  • Mooseballs’ Mother, (stripper name; Alexa)

    Ah shit, the kid ate my Pills again. Guess I gotta go back to buying condoms tonite.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    2 ZIP…..HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    this is greeaatttt man you guys suck.. .L.A blows and your down 2-0 LOL

    wonder how the yanks r doing

  • Broxton’s shitting his pants right now…..

    WTF is this “wooo” chant-thing happening? It’s annoying.

  • the Mooseball Experience

    Slurp, slurp, slurp ….gulp. That’s right boss. I think we should work on weekends. Can I polish your golf clubs now that I’ve polished your knob? When should I pick up your dry cleaning? Please don’t fire me.

  • KruksLeftNut

    According to Vin, bot 2nd inning: Roy’s wife bought three books for him when he was in his pitching funk and sent down. Of the three, it was “The Mental Game of Baseball” that Roy attributes most to his future success.

    Anyone with MLB Premium has to go back and stream the Dodger broadcast tomorrow.

  • Phils Phan
  • KruksLeftNut

    According to Vin, top 3rd: Carlos RU iz can tell his grandkids the he is the only player to ever pitch hit for Johnny Bench. C’mon who here knew that???

  • Phils Phan

    How the hell is that possible? Ruiz was 4 years old in Bench’s final season.

    Does he mean Chico Ruiz?

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    Phan(phag). What’s the matter with the Phags???? 3 out after 2nite queer!!

  • KruksLeftNut

    @ PP: I’m no spoiler, but a decent Googling will solve the riddle, which involves Larry Bowa.

  • KruksLeftNut

    According to Vin top 4th: LaRussa on Polanco: If I had a son who wanted to play professional baseball, I would just tell him to watch everything Placido Polanco does.

  • Ryan

    I swear, we’re the easiest team to no-hit. It seems like half our games I look at the box score and see straight zeros across the board for us

  • Eric

    It’s true Ryan, I think we’ve been no-hit the most times in the league this year.

  • chris

    @kruks left nut

    keep them coming. vin scully is good but nothing compared to harry. its just funny to listen to the dumb shit he talks about.

  • Question

    After Ryan got out did he do the shh finger to someone in the stands?

  • JL3

    Effing Barajas got us again… what’s the deal with that guy…

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    Barajas continuing to kill the Phillies.

  • FanSince09

    Should of kept Cliff Lee!

  • KruksLeftNut

    Top 5th: Complete run down of Werth’s athletic lineage (incluing a reference to Bill Mazeroski – you tell me why) and how Jason gave Cholly of CD showing him what he could do on the field.

  • jbears

    Fuck Rod Barajas.

  • Bobby D

    Somebody get a god damn hit.

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    I’m streaming the game and listening to Scully too, he is pretty awesome to listen to.

  • Phils Phan

    Someone want to flip on the “offense” switch?

  • KruksLeftNut

    Chris:

    With all the respect in the world, Harry was fading (mostly physically, but also with calling the game) at the end while Vin is phenominal @ 83. I’ve been waiting for a Phil Rizuto moment for the last three years and never does it happen.

  • Bozo

    So the Dodgers have 3 runs on a bleeder through the hole, a double play ball, and a homer that barely cleared? Sigh.

  • Phils Phan

    Scully gave a brief but moving commentary the day or day after Harry died. Vin’s the last of the old guard, I think.

  • chris

    kruk – vin scully sounds great for 83. and he will be back at the age of 84. now can we get a hit? go phils.

  • Bozo

    Not yet but apparently we can get a walk

  • Adamr14

    Halladay is gonna get a sac bunt, but will reach on an error, Jimmy will hit a 3 run homer

  • Adamr14

    or not

  • chris

    kuroda looks like roy oswalt out there. wtf? put in sweeney.

  • Bozo

    Alright T-mac, tone it down. Kuroda doesn’t want you to prematurely ejaculate.

  • Phils Phan

    $100 to the first Phillies fan to lean over the Dodgers’ dugout and keep yelling “No Hitter!” Make it like a McDonalds home-run inning promotion.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    NO NO BABY!!!! Yeahh!!! Nice offense! LMAO

  • KruksLeftNut

    top of 6th: plethora of Lopes stealing stats from 70′s Dodgers years.

    and I’ve heard Vin cut the mic a few times rather than say something he’s not comfortable is 100% researched and bankable. He regularly recognizes a staff of three that must prepare 8 hours each for every game (played in or west of Denver).

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    @KrukLeftNut-Werth’s grandfather Dick Schofield played on the 1960 Pirates WS Championship Team. The Pirates won in 7 games with a walkoff 9th inning HR by Mazoroski.

    How did Bowa tie in with the Chico Ruiz pinchhit story though?

    I quess a certain troll has an 11:00 PM bedtime on school nights.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    3 OUT!!! PEACE PHAGOTS!

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    keep it a secret from Tony that i live on 123 main st in elizabeth……shhhhhhhhh

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    Spoke too soon.

  • PhilsSuckMooseBalls

    I feel a Houston Astros sweep!

  • Adam

    this game is pathetic!

  • Franchise

    I think its there plan to suck until broxton comes in so they can rape him some more

  • Phils Phan

    Eh, they’ve had more than their fair share of no-hit close calls this season. And, coupling that with an offense that has been borderline coding as of recent, stuff like this happens.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Vin, bot 6th: by height, Halladay 78% legs, RUiz 22% (laugh)
    Might want to call your friends….

  • Bozo

    Game of inches but those inches aren’t on our side so far today.

  • Phils Phan

    I blame all of this on Hawaii. If they didn’t come up empty in Williamsport, Kuroda wouldn’t be trying to maintain his nation’s honor. What the hell, Vic?

  • Bozo

    Tom MCarthy must want be to strangle him, stop rooting for the Dodger’s asshole.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Vin top 7th: “So Howard, the HS trombone player, will try to make some sweet music in this symphony conducted by Kuroda.” Fukkin priceless.

  • Phils Phan

    @ KruksLeftNut:

    http://sadtrombone.com/

  • ryan

    We’ve almost been no-hit like 4 times this season. This had to happen at some point.

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    PLUNK HIM!

  • Adamr14

    Where’s Juan Castro?

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    AND THE GUY ON DECK!

  • Boo?! Fuck you!

    KLN, I laughed at that too

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7VEKH-reNY

    Just had sex while listening to this. About 2 feet away from where I type this.

  • B Brian Blair

    It’s not fair because Kuroda sees everything in 16:9 widescreen.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    Wait a minute there’s a game on? I hadn’t noticed.

  • Phils Phan

    NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

    That worked last time.

  • Bozo

    Now he gets his first hit of the season which is a blooper off Roy Halladay of all people? Yeesh

  • Bozo

    Time for the Hiroki Kuroda of the 2009 NLCS to show up.

  • Timbo

    we’ll get three hits in a row coming up, kuroda is tired from running to first..

  • Mike P

    I hate Rod Barajas. Hate, hate, hate.

    And, yes, I blame this shit on him.

  • Chutley’s Impressed by Mac’s Speed

    Jesus H. Fucking Christ jumped up a Mother Fuckin Ladder, are you goddamned kidding me?!

    Hiroki Fuckin Kiroda?!

    NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

  • Phils Phan

    Has a pitcher who threw a no-hitter (or, perfect game) during a season ever been on the receiving end of a no-hitter (or perfect game) during that same season?

    Someone get Elias on this.

  • KruksLeftNut

    bot 7th: Vin told you how many runs the Phils scored in Halladay’s 9 losses; it would take TMac an inning and a half to get that stat, right? Answer: 13

  • Just.Awesome. Happ

    If Kuroda finishes this no-hit bid, how will Mike Sweeney resist the urge to run out and hug him in the midst of the Dodger jubilation?

  • Bozo

    Oh fuck get up please

  • John Matrix

    I have never seen a team get no hit as much as this

  • Phils Phan

    Is that Larry King behind home plate? Center right?

  • Keegan

    Ibanez is due for a big hit.

    The time is now.

  • Bozo

    Kuroda is trying too hard to make perfect pitches right now.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Please tell me this is the depths and absolute bottom of our shitty lack of offense.

  • Bozo

    Stupid fan

  • Phils Phan

    +1 to the beach ball.

  • Timbo

    beach ball will ruin the no hitter

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    I just got back and haven’t been watching/listening to the game. Is this shit for real or is Hiroki getting lucky?

  • ryan

    Oh thank God.

  • Phils Phan

    Victorino. Love it.

  • JL3

    Thank you Shane…

  • Timbo

    WOOO NOW
    TIE IT UP CHOOCH

  • Dubee Dubee Du

    LA really loves Victorino now

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Victorino-You better watch yourself Bro!

  • JL3

    Hurt them again Chooch…

  • Keegan

    Wow. Scott Franzke almost called him Hideki. Hahahaha.

    It took me a second to realize why he said ironically it was Shane. I remember the brou ha ha that occured between the two in the 08 NLCS. Good stuff.

  • Bozo

    Kuroda had some filthy stuff today. You could tell in the 1st when Jimmy was bailing on bitches like it was going to hit him.

    Not surprised if the beach ball and trainer coming out messed him up, but he looked like he was being too careful to start the inning.

  • Bozo

    pitches not bitches

  • Keegan

    Chooch loves Dodgers…

  • John Matrix

    Hideo, hudeki, they all look the same. I’m surprised they can pitch with their eyes Beeing closed

  • KruksLeftNut

    LA fans deserve that for the throwin the fukkin beach ball on the field, which act Vin, almost grandmotherly, gently chided with disdain.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Thank god we’re in the Dodgers bullpen….

  • John Matrix

    Chooch looked bad!

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    Could we see a Sweeney vs. Broxton?

  • Bozo

    Please be Sweeney and not Francisco

  • Bozo

    Maybe Kuo will blow up for us like he did in Atlanta

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    Scully doesn’t even mention the sponsor, Jaguar, for whatever package they just did for Kuroda’s night. Just rolled right through those car images like they weren’t there.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    I can still dream, can’t I?

  • Bozo

    Francisco could have done that

  • Keegan

    Well that fucking sucked.

  • Phils Phan

    Jesus, the Dodgers have more Asian pitchers than a math class at UCLA.

  • PhillyPhanInChi

    With Herndon in, Charlie must think that no one else is going to get a hit tonight…

  • Bozo

    Dodger’s getting a shit load of cheap hits in this game.

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    This is the weirdest story about Romero and Baltimore’s Ray Lewis. Something about working out….

  • TonyIsDynamic

    dickjuice.

  • will.H

    so, prince is behind homeplate.

    game. blouses.

  • Adamr14

    Feel free to put in Broxton….

  • will.H

    adamr, he’s heating up some hotpockets

  • Bozo

    Dear Mr. Kuo, remember that day the Phillies won and you came into the Braves game with a lead and loaded the bases and help blow the game? Please give the same disappointment to Braves fans.

  • mini soda

    holy shit that was scary…

    i love me some victorino.

  • B Brian Blair

    I haven’t seen this many japanese people together in California since the mid 40s.

  • Bozo

    Bullshit strike

  • Moose

    This team is bad

  • Moose

    I’m not that other Mooseballs douchestain, btw

  • CTM

    Wow that was awful. Looks like someone needs to get fired to wake the offense the fuck up again.

  • Keegan

    We’ll go get em tomorrow.

  • Boobs
  • Bozo

    Need a good start from Kendrick today.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    The greatest call of all time…

  • PhillyPhanInIthaca

    Forget seeing Pujols; One day, I’ll tell my grandkids how much I hated Rod Barajas.

  • CTM

    Well good news is that Brian Wilson just blew a save for the Giants – 2-1 Rockies. So it might not be a completely miserable night.

  • Keegan

    We will win this division. Remember that, ladies and gents. It’ll happen. Have the phaith. Se y’all in less than 12 hours.

  • CTM

    Oh, and I think what bothers me the most is that they don’t even seem all that upset when they suck at the plate. Madson had at least the right idea after that game in San Francisco…up until he broke his toe or whatever.

  • CTM

    Giants lose, so we stay 1.5 up in the WC. So, there’s that. Still, FUCKING OFFENSE ASSHOLES.

  • KruksLeftNut

    But most discouraging to me, Roy blew a chance to gain in the WHIP, ERA and W stats against Wainwright in the Cy Young race.

  • Jesus Hitler Christ

    One day, just one day, I want to see some anger out of Utley. He’s got to have it somewhere, ’cause he sure as fuck aint using it for motivation at the plate.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Chase expresses all his anger thru snide passive aggressive remarks to female reporters.

  • Ron Gant

    @joe d . awesome idea for a shirt on here. make it happen birdland

  • Chutley’s Impressed by Mac’s Speed

    Kruk- Ud any of you doubt that Utley’s angry – nay, DISGUSTED -with himself, just wait until he gets his timing back (which he WILL)… Then you’l are where that anger gets challenged… When he starts PUNISHING opposing pitchers the way Pat the Bat punishes Amandah’s cooter… And, well, ALL cooters, actually…

  • KruksLeftNut

    DDD #305 I went back and replayed the Scully Ruiz/Bench reference. Vin will be offering a retraction tomorrow night.

  • KruksLeftNut

    Does anyone have a higher slugging percentage than Barajas this year against the Phils? Seriously.

  • KruksLeftNut

    @CIbMS I too suspect we’ll see a fair amount of Utley’s anger landing just inside some right field foul poles over the next few weeks.

  • KruksLeftNut

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    I’ll predict it now. Oct 3 Phillies/Braves, Rockies and Cards playing musical chairs for WC.

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