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Jun
19
2009
A Guide To Your 2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair
Posted by at 2:33 pm ET 31 Comments

Hey – you guys wanna see the coolest fucking print of the year?

2009PhilliesFacialHair

Genius, right?  I think if you’re only gonna buy one piece of artwork this year, this best be it.  And believe me, this ain’t no, “Hey! I’ll send you a free print if you plug it on your shitty web site!”-type deal.  I bought this with my hard-earned five bucks.  I suggest you do the same… BEFORE THEY’RE ALL GONE.

Purchase your very own ’2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair Guide’ 11 x 14 print for just $5.00 (+$2.00 s/h) at Etsy.

CLICK HERE TO BUY

Oh, and I wouldn’t recommend defacing the print — that would go against the artist’s original vision — but I wouldn’t blame you if you took a black Sharpie and put a mole on Lidge’s face.  You have no idea how much restraint it took me not to do it.

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  • GTO

    haha

  • GTO

    you can just save the image and print it yourself

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    I SUPPOSE YOU DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL MUSIC AS WELL!

    Seriously doe, it’s only $7, support the artists.

  • PhiPhan5648

    That’s fucking great! Much Props to the guy who made this. Much Props.

  • http://bikewobble.tumblr.com bikewobble

    print more gaddamit!

  • MP

    This isn’t a facial hair issue, but has anyone else noticed Greg Dobbs shaved all of his hair off and looks completely ridiculous with a bald head

  • http://pabaseball.blogspot.com gm-carson

    well, if i can’t get it for free by plugging it on my shitty little site, then i’m not bothering with it.

  • http://plunkchutley.wordpress.com Clare

    GODDAMN SLOW ASS RSS FEED THEY’RE ALL SOLD OUT NOW I HATE YOU ALL!!!

    *fumes*

  • http://www.thefightins.com meech.one

    They aren’t sold out, check back later.

    By the way, those would make FANTASTIC avatars.

  • MaxL

    What the hell? Where’s Victorino?

  • http://tinyurl.com/RudyMezzy Rudy

    This is pretty awesome, but some were forgotten: Bastardo’s got a little goat, as well as J.C., Taschner has a goatee, and Shane’s got some chin hair too. Rauuuuul has the same facial hair as Howie Mandel.

  • Brandon

    I think i’d rather have it on a shirt than on my wall, but that is still pretty sweet.

    And does anyone have a picture of Dobbs bald?

  • Eminencegirl

    Sold Out. Sonofabitch.

  • http://gospelaccordingtojeltz.blogspot.com/ Capt Murdock

    Sorry but its back hair or nothing for me.

  • http://phillieslongdrive.wordpress.com/ Tug Haines

    Fuck bro, sold out.

  • http://www.etsy.com/your_shop.php me

    hey all,
    im the guy what did the print. im restocking the etsy store one sale at a time so check back often. if you want multiple prints email me! malachy.egan@gmail.com
    cheers,
    m.e.

    @rudy: i didnt include some (like victorino and taschner) b/c when they started the season they were facially bald. as for bastardo, he was called up after i’d already completed the drawings.

    @ brandon: if there’s enough interest i’ll def. consider printing some shirts up.

  • GTO

    @ meech — I was joking. It was a play on topical news.

    I will buy one and definitely buy a t-shirt

  • Jordan

    i’d buy a shirt too

  • CarlosBeltransexual

    I suggest adding JC’s finely-manicured eyebrows.

  • Gonzo

    oh no. Gary Papa died today.

  • Watrick

    Yeah, worst news since Harry’s passing. The happy sports reporter lost his battle to cancer. That dude was awesome, since he never had a silly catch phrase, or gimmick. He told the news, with a sincere smile when allowed, and a straight face when the news called for soemthing more somber. Punch in the gut, again.

  • Eminencegirl

    Thanks for writing me back m.e.! Every time you put one up some schmuck buys it before I get the chance. I’ll email you sometime this weekend.

  • http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5242455 me

    hey all,
    just replenished my shop again. keep checking back!
    thanks!
    m.e.

  • jamz

    SHIRT PLEASE??

  • Frank Rizzo

    hey no Myers either? i know he’s hurt but how quickly we forget…his was pretty distinctive too.

  • http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5242455 me

    @ rizzo: myers actually started the season clean shaven. perhaps his injury was due to imbalance caused by lack of facial hair.

  • Frank Rizzo

    ok my bad. i checked a picture of him on espn.com and he had the goatee. I officially withdraw my complaint.

  • All Things Bacon

    As long as we’re making requests, I want to see the Phanatic on here, too.
    This would make darn nice t-shirt.
    By the way, congratulations to Jason Werth for being the first man on earth to have hair anyone would label as “landing strip”. You don’t believe me? Google it. Just don’t do it at work.

  • Diddy

    If you contact the seller I’m sure he’d put another one up. I asked yesterday and he had put one up this morning.

  • http://phillyskyline.com beelove

    HONORARY PHILLIE FACIAL HAIR:
    http://phillyskyline.com/misc/patgoatee.jpg

    (as first noticed on the level)

  • Andrew

    I wish Bruntlett would accidentally cut his neck while shaving and have to go on the 194 day DL.

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